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Impressing the big wigs

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I volunter with our local community mental health project. We are reasonably new and the only one in the county

Weve just moved to bigger and permanant premises. Tonight we are holding a fund raiser event. We have the head of food and beverages for the country coming. All the local mps the mayor and other such big wigs. I have to smile sweetly and use my charm to help them part with their money. Need to make a good impression. Only one problem im covered in cuts and massive bruises and cuts from where i fell over pissed up last weekend Im wearing boots to cover the ones on my legs but dont have a long sleeved dress to cover the ones on my arms

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If they mention it look enigmatic and say "you should see the other bloke"

Good luck, hope you raise loads

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I can’t help with the bruises but good look.

Hopefully they’ll be so bowled over they won’t notice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say you’re adaptable when getting people to part with their money

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Cardigan

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

One of those pashmina shawls?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Tell them you initially refused to help and that is what happened to you, so they'd better stump up quick

Good luck, hope it goes smashingly

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Tell them it's the marks people have been making while you're trying to prise their wallets/purses open. Enjoy the night and good luck with the crowbar.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Loving all the creative suggestions..

I hope they won’t even notice and you raise loads of money xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Tell them the pet shop keeper assured you it was a Siberian Hamster not a rat.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thankyou for all your suggestions Think i will just say i had a fall rather than i fell over. Thats what us oldies say "i had a fall"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Thankyou for all your suggestions Think i will just say i had a fall rather than i fell over. Thats what us oldies say "i had a fall" "

They might say ‘you clumsy goat’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say you were climbing trees

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Thankyou for all your suggestions Think i will just say i had a fall rather than i fell over. Thats what us oldies say "i had a fall"

They might say ‘you clumsy goat’ "
Then id have to bleat at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say that you know me X

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Just to let you know im home. Only a couple of people mentioned them i just said id had a fall. It was a great success now just got to sit back and watch the £s roll in

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Just to let you know im home. Only a couple of people mentioned them i just said id had a fall. It was a great success now just got to sit back and watch the £s roll in "

Fantastic news - glad it went well

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just to let you know im home. Only a couple of people mentioned them i just said id had a fall. It was a great success now just got to sit back and watch the £s roll in "

Good work!

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Was going to say concealer, but too late.

Glad it went well.

Oh, the other option, slightly shorter skirt than normal, slightly lower cut than appropriate, nice perfum, and above all no knickers.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Apologies for being late to the party - glad it went well and only a couple of mentions. My go to wear in those circumstances would be a zip fleece top although not sure if it was a formal evening!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

That sound like quite a night you had. Hope all goes well and you get lots of money.

I love the skirt and boot look especially this weather.....you just need something long sleeved, a nice classy top

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

oh ok..just read the rest of the thread

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"oh ok..just read the rest of the thread "

I did the same thing at first

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

A gentleman would ignore them. Have a great evening.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"oh ok..just read the rest of the thread

I did the same thing at first "

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