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Sexually insert an musical instrument up the poster above

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As its me starting the poster below is getting Bag Pipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right post this time....

Grand piano, top opened.....

(Shame on my fat fingers..... )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apologies for the repay threads . Bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apologies for the repeat threads . Bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm seeing double.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Thank god I can’t play the trombone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the scrapey ridges wooden ones called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A didgeridoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the scrapey ridges wooden ones called?"

...a Guiro.

How about a contrabassoon? Liberal use of Vaseline should help.

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

All 6 main members of the sax family, starting with the sopranino ending with the bass.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"All 6 main members of the sax family, starting with the sopranino ending with the bass. "

Fancy a grand piano?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to play the tuba.....

Brace yourself!

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"I used to play the tuba.....

Brace yourself!"

Have a trombone for your trouble.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"What are the scrapey ridges wooden ones called?"

Trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the scrapey ridges wooden ones called?

...a Guiro.

How about a contrabassoon? Liberal use of Vaseline should help."

Yeah what she said ^

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Right post this time....

Grand piano, top opened.....

(Shame on my fat fingers..... )"

Fat Fingers? Let's see.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

A triangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trombone right up the jacksy

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A trombone right up the jacksy

Peach x"

Cor Anglais - the good old English Horn

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A trombone right up the jacksy

Peach x

Cor Anglais - the good old English Horn"

Definitely a clarinet

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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"A trombone right up the jacksy

Peach x

Cor Anglais - the good old English Horn

Definitely a clarinet"

A Hammond organ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bongos

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Accordion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harmonica in the bum hole

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Harmonica in the bum hole "
didgeridoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Flugelhorn.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll show great clemency and gently insert a flute.

(I’m dead nice and all see)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll show great clemency and gently insert a flute.

(I’m dead nice and all see) "

You can have a french horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll show great clemency and gently insert a flute.

(I’m dead nice and all see)

You can have a french horn"

A kazoo - you should get a buzz from that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stylophone played by Rolf Harris

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"A stylophone played by Rolf Harris"

Erm ... too soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A stylophone played by Rolf Harris

Erm ... too soon "

How soon is now?

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