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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.

Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc

Help me!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um ive broke 2 beds ...bith wooden frames if thats any help

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.

Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc

Help me!!!!!!!!"

Use lounge floor lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to try a waterbed like I'm living in the 79's......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a new one too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A divan. With a really good mattress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.

Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc

Help me!!!!!!!!"

Standing up against the wall?

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Orpington

A mate had one custom made from scaffolding, another from stage lighting rigs which aren't much different from scaffolding.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Why do you need a bed?

Floor, dressing table, washing machine, against the wall,

Over a bonnet......

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water beds, if you're a shit shag the motion of the ocean will be there to help you

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I want to try a waterbed like I'm living in the 79's......"

They are surprisingly firm

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Divan with the wheels removed, so far has lasted 6 years unlike its predecessors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine "

I see what you did there

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Why do you need a bed?

Floor, dressing table, washing machine, against the wall,

Over a bonnet......"
fuck that for a game of soldiers i like a comfy bed

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm having a bed dilemma today too!

I broke mine - apparently leaping on one, jumping up & down, playing air guitar to November Rain isn't good for them

Found one online last night like I really like, but a 4wk wait?!

Now I've found another this morning, I really like too, quick delivery.

I need to stop looking before I get more confused.

And toss a coin to decide

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Why do you need a bed?

Floor, dressing table, washing machine, against the wall,

Over a bonnet......fuck that for a game of soldiers i like a comfy bed"

My lap is very comfy.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.

Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc

Help me!!!!!!!!

Standing up against the wall? "

one of my favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good."

I'm aware of people sneaking a towel out in their case, but how do you get out with a bed?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Carefully

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.

Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc

Help me!!!!!!!!"

I find that any bed owned by a really naughty girl is best

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

My bed, duh.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

I'm aware of people sneaking a towel out in their case, but how do you get out with a bed?"

Strap it to your back and brazenly walk out with it, if anyone asks say you're going to a fancy dress party as a tortoise

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good."

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there.... "

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flower beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either "

They are not very long though, that's troublesome

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Best bed I find is the bed of a forty foot container good solid base. Some good anchor points which I need sometimes and a solid lockable door

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Um ive broke 2 beds ...bith wooden frames if thats any help "

I made mine out of some thick wood as I’d broke 5 in about 2 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/10/19 11:28:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either

They are not very long though, that's troublesome "

Travelodge beds are extra long too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good."

I agree

For a good night's sleep.

Not as if anyone wants to do anything else with me

Checking in a bit later. Shhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/10/19 11:28:10]"

No they're not, at least not the ones where I stayed in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.

Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc

Help me!!!!!!!!

Use lounge floor lol"

I stayed in a b+b and indulged in a night of passion only to find that the bed made an awful din so we decided to adjourn to the floor. That was all going fine until the wardrobe started rattling. Sometimes, it seems, you just can't win.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"[Removed by poster at 03/10/19 11:28:10]

No they're not, at least not the ones where I stayed in "

I think premier inn was better but all I remember about the bed in travel lodge was my feet hanging off the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

I agree

For a good night's sleep.

Not as if anyone wants to do anything else with me

Checking in a bit later. Shhhhhh "

And it's not Travelodge

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"[Removed by poster at 03/10/19 11:28:10]

No they're not, at least not the ones where I stayed in "

Are you sure you're not sleeping width ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love hotel meets and have tried many. I love tall men. The new Travelodge beds we’ve used have been great...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either

They are not very long though, that's troublesome "

Yes, one can fall off the end

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Mine "
Best Answer . This Wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either

They are not very long though, that's troublesome

Yes, one can fall off the end "

Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either

They are not very long though, that's troublesome

Yes, one can fall off the end "

Or you get dead legs when licking the vajayjay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either

They are not very long though, that's troublesome

Yes, one can fall othe end

Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you "

Yes... just need a strong guy to be there #looking... nope, can’t see anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either

They are not very long though, that's troublesome

Yes, one can fall off the end

Or you get dead legs when licking the vajayjay "

licking the what?!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either

They are not very long though, that's troublesome

Yes, one can fall othe end

Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you

Yes... just need a strong guy to be there #looking... nope, can’t see anyone "

I seen one last week on another thread, I'll see if I can find him . If not just stick to the sofa

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Does anyone seriously know what beds are best for the rougher side of sex. I'm looking for something that won't make much noise, no screeching, squeaking, rubbing or sliding all over the place.

Is it down to the material of the bed? is it better with a wooden or metal frame? Does it depend on how much contact is being made on the floor? Wether it's all flat on the floor or if its just making contact with its 4 corner feet? Is it a case of having the correct mattress, is memory foam better than springs?.... etc etc

Help me!!!!!!!!"

Someone else's?

Then if you break it, yours is still fine to crawl into

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Divan with the wheels removed, so far has lasted 6 years unlike its predecessors "

That looks like your best bet.

Alternatively you could go to a bed shop, explain your predicament and ask to try out their recommendations in the showroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Divan with the wheels removed, so far has lasted 6 years unlike its predecessors

That looks like your best bet.

Alternatively you could go to a bed shop, explain your predicament and ask to try out their recommendations in the showroom. "

Haha would love to see the look on the salesman or womans face

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Divan with the wheels removed, so far has lasted 6 years unlike its predecessors

That looks like your best bet.

Alternatively you could go to a bed shop, explain your predicament and ask to try out their recommendations in the showroom.

Haha would love to see the look on the salesman or womans face "

They may check with the fab-swinger's secret wink and handshake and join in

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Mine is a solid frame (no legs) with a 16" deep mattress. It's not going anywhere. In fact it took 2 men to position it in the room, it's so heavy.

I recall shopping for it and a guy following me covertly around the store. For a bit of fun, I positioned myself on the bed and stared him straight in the eyes - he scarpered!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either

They are not very long though, that's troublesome

Yes, one can fall othe end

Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you

Yes... just need a strong guy to be there #looking... nope, can’t see anyone "

Cough cough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to try a waterbed like I'm living in the 79's......"

Oi! I have a water bed. Most comfortable bed I've ever slept on

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

What about a sex swing. I'm told they're good.

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By *Mids guyMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

Divan bed with wheels removed ad replaced with strips of timber along the top middle and bottom of the bed that worked for me.

Oh don’t forget som foam behind the head board or screw it to the wall or it will bang like a fucking hammer drill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either

They are not very long though, that's troublesome

Yes, one can fall othe end

Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you

Yes... just need a strong guy to be there #looking... nope, can’t see anyone

I seen one last week on another thread, I'll see if I can find him . If not just stick to the sofa "

Send me his user name; I’ll wait on the sofa for him and send you the photos

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Some helpful and funny comments here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either

They are not very long though, that's troublesome

Yes, one can fall othe end

Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you

Yes... just need a strong guy to be there #looking... nope, can’t see anyone

I seen one last week on another thread, I'll see if I can find him . If not just stick to the sofa

Send me his user name; I’ll wait on the sofa for him and send you the photos "

Don't think this guy like dramas I'll give him a shout though!

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3


"A divan. With a really good mattress "

Definitely this!

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

We have a water bed - takes every shape, size & weight - and warm all year around

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By *ogerBottomsMan
over a year ago

Aberdare


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

I'm aware of people sneaking a towel out in their case, but how do you get out with a bed?"

They used to sell them. Travelodge 'Dreamer' beds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either

They are not very long though, that's troublesome

Yes, one can fall othe end

Yeah but it's handy if someone can catch you

Yes... just need a strong guy to be there #looking... nope, can’t see anyone

I seen one last week on another thread, I'll see if I can find him . If not just stick to the sofa

Send me his user name; I’ll wait on the sofa for him and send you the photos

Don't think this guy like dramas I'll give him a shout though!"

Can he hear you in a hailstorm? He’s probably a d*** anyway

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Sometimes hotels give you a refund if the bed is not up to standard

Or why get a small group to go round a store

My Benson bed is excellent - so sturdy

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By *acknJill2005Couple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Build my own bed frame out of 6 x 2 with 2 extra legs in the middle, have had six on it and its still going strong after five years !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this bed.

Medium soft and and has a nice spring to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice bed with large balls on the bed posts nothing more sexier than watching a woman slide her pussy over the bed post and fuck it hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice bed with large balls on the bed posts nothing more sexier than watching a woman slide her pussy over the bed post and fuck it hard"

Sounds delightful

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

OP:

So will be going with Divan, removing the wheels, attaching the headboard to the wall securing the bed in position a little more

Memory foam mattress to boot.

I will be able to murder on this bed and not a sound will be heard Mwahahahahahahaha.

(Well other than the panting and screaming)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Ikea mattress with topper on good quality divan.

You really can try them out in the stores.

Otherwise try Fabulous Furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Travelodge beds are really good.

To be fair, your right there, always had a comfy night there....

They are lower too so handy for certain positions ... premier inn isn’t bad either "

Also the counter tops are pretty decent to get the right angle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mattress on the floor.

Wooden beds will soon squeak and break. Metal frames will loosen and rattle n bang.

Footings, yeah remember those? The thick ones 12" ... Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mattress on the floor.

Wooden beds will soon squeak and break. Metal frames will loosen and rattle n bang.

Footings, yeah remember those? The thick ones 12" ... Perfect."

Footons* auto correct before I noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prison beds are probably built quite sturdy

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I've got a solid pine bed and it doesn't move, it's really sturdy and no noise

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I've got a Harrison bed only the best will do. Its heavenly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 103 village hotel liverpool L35

Or the bunk beds in stanley park hotel choice of 3 beds downsides are the half naked owner walking the halls

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley


"Divan with the wheels removed, so far has lasted 6 years unlike its predecessors

That looks like your best bet.

Alternatively you could go to a bed shop, explain your predicament and ask to try out their recommendations in the showroom.

Haha would love to see the look on the salesman or womans face "

Go on, dare you!

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Having never broken a bed during sex I have either got a decent bed (25 year old wooden IKea frame) or I am not being nearly vigorous enough when fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water beds feel very nice to lay on.

I don't know about sex though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bed is one of those king size ottoman leather bed. I’ve had it about 16 years and it’s still great. Just had a new mattress last year and it takes a lot of use x

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Ours is a king size pine bed, 6" square corner posts, working stocks as footboard, prison bars in headboard with a mirror behind and eyebolts in the posts.

It's extremely heavy & strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Water beds feel very nice to lay on.

I don't know about sex though. "

Nope... nope and did I say nope. Had one and as you say a great nights sleep but as for sex not great as there's nothing to provide resistance.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Water beds feel very nice to lay on.

I don't know about sex though. "

I'd get seasick

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull


"Water beds feel very nice to lay on.

I don't know about sex though.

Nope... nope and did I say nope. Had one and as you say a great nights sleep but as for sex not great as there's nothing to provide resistance."

Have no complaints about ours - you can buy different types of waterbeds and with different levels of firmness.

Takes every shape & size of person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't recommend a bed but can recommend Ikea mattress - a £130 mattress better than high street £600.

Comes vacuum packed and rolled up -fits any car......#

Don't unpack/open until its on the bed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't be able to tell you if the bed was any good at the hotel I just stopped at for the past couple of nights because I didn't get any ...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

We have a oak bed nices strong so there no getting away once strapped on..

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