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Would you be offended if we arranged a meet at yours and I brought a bag of washing round.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Bloody washing machine has broke again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you expected me to do it for you.

Rubi x

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

No, as long as you ran the hoover round for me whilst it ran

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Only if you expected me to do it for you.

Rubi x"

Which fabric conditioner do you use, I love the lavender ones.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Seeing a sack of stinky socks and skidmarked boxers would not be a sexy start to a meet.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Seeing a sack of stinky socks and skidmarked boxers would not be a sexy start to a meet. "

Nor end one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if you expected me to do it for you.

Rubi x

Which fabric conditioner do you use, I love the lavender ones. "

Bring your own ffs, this isn't a free laundrette!

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By *inkyNinjaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow...

I’m at home this morning - what time will you get here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody washing machine has broke again. "

Can I recommend Domestic and General washing machine cover for only £10.00 per mom......Oh I’ve ruined it for you lol

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Only if you expected me to do it for you.

Rubi x

Which fabric conditioner do you use, I love the lavender ones.

Bring your own ffs, this isn't a free laundrette! "

Jings I suppose you’ll expect me to bring my own iron too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if you expected me to do it for you.

Rubi x

Which fabric conditioner do you use, I love the lavender ones.

Bring your own ffs, this isn't a free laundrette!

Jings I suppose you’ll expect me to bring my own iron too. "

No you can use mine if you do that pile in the basket too

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m at home this morning - what time will you get here? "

I’m just waiting on a lift, can you pick me up.

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By *inkyNinjaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow...


"I’m at home this morning - what time will you get here?

I’m just waiting on a lift, can you pick me up. "

Sure - would you like lunch while you’re here too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody washing machine has broke again.

Can I recommend Domestic and General washing machine cover for only £10.00 per mom......Oh I’ve ruined it for you lol "

Now if I’d taken out that insurance my washing machine would have cost an extra £2400 and I still wouldn’t have called anyone out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only replying to see how this goes.

Totally something I would ask to btw.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Not at all. Would you leave it on the kitchen floor, take a cup of tea and bacon sandwich up to the bedroom, shut the door and not emerge until noon the following day too. I like the full university student returning home experience

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Not at all bring cake, make a cup of tea. The machines over in the corner get on with it.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m at home this morning - what time will you get here?

I’m just waiting on a lift, can you pick me up.

Sure - would you like lunch while you’re here too... "

I could murder an omelette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not offended, I would piss myself laughing though

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Only replying to see how this goes.

Totally something I would ask to btw. "

Good for you

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Not at all bring cake, make a cup of tea. The machines over in the corner get on with it."

That’s a fair deal.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Not at all. Would you leave it on the kitchen floor, take a cup of tea and bacon sandwich up to the bedroom, shut the door and not emerge until noon the following day too. I like the full university student returning home experience "

That is so true. Probably why the washer has died.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Not at all. It's going to be 87° today and a nice day for a swim.

Put your laundry in the washing machine and we're off to the beach.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Sure I’m at home all day as I did my washing yesterday, guess what’s looking at me today...

if you can cope with my ironing whilst I look for my next house I’ll let you use the shower and make you lunch...

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Not at all. It's going to be 87° today and a nice day for a swim.

Put your laundry in the washing machine and we're off to the beach."

Brilliant it will dry quick too

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Sure I’m at home all day as I did my washing yesterday, guess what’s looking at me today...

if you can cope with my ironing whilst I look for my next house I’ll let you use the shower and make you lunch... "

Tremendous

Could we watch re runs of come dine with me whilst you iron too.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Not at all. It's going to be 87° today and a nice day for a swim.

Put your laundry in the washing machine and we're off to the beach.

Brilliant it will dry quick too "

Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a new washing machine than a return air ticket to Palm Beach ? X

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Not at all. It's going to be 87° today and a nice day for a swim.

Put your laundry in the washing machine and we're off to the beach.

Brilliant it will dry quick too

Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a new washing machine than a return air ticket to Palm Beach ? X"

Good point, especially with the baggage allowance malarkey.

Wouldn’t be half as much fun though.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Sure I’m at home all day as I did my washing yesterday, guess what’s looking at me today...

if you can cope with my ironing whilst I look for my next house I’ll let you use the shower and make you lunch...

Tremendous

Could we watch re runs of come dine with me whilst you iron too. "

Ooh _iddlesticks, you didn’t read my reply correctly....

Or are you offering me shelter at yours if I’m homeless cos you made me iron instead of me looking for my new home?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Depends on who’s underwear it was and if it would fit me so I can nick a few pairs of socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually no I wouldn't but I wouldn't do it for you.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

only if you didnt let me bend you over the washing machine when it was on.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Not at all. It's going to be 87° today and a nice day for a swim.

Put your laundry in the washing machine and we're off to the beach.

Brilliant it will dry quick too

Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a new washing machine than a return air ticket to Palm Beach ? X

Good point, especially with the baggage allowance malarkey.

Wouldn’t be half as much fun though. "

I do have those frequent flyer miles. Are they transferrable?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Bloody washing machine has broke again. "
That’ll be the Brushes, nearly always is. Buy off EBay and fit yourself, no need to come round now

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Sure I’m at home all day as I did my washing yesterday, guess what’s looking at me today...

if you can cope with my ironing whilst I look for my next house I’ll let you use the shower and make you lunch...

Tremendous

Could we watch re runs of come dine with me whilst you iron too.

Ooh _iddlesticks, you didn’t read my reply correctly....

Or are you offering me shelter at yours if I’m homeless cos you made me iron instead of me looking for my new home? "

I couldn’t leave you desperate or is that destitute I’d have to sort something.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Bloody washing machine has broke again. That’ll be the Brushes, nearly always is. Buy off EBay and fit yourself, no need to come round now "

Ah bugger, you’ve found me out.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Sure I’m at home all day as I did my washing yesterday, guess what’s looking at me today...

if you can cope with my ironing whilst I look for my next house I’ll let you use the shower and make you lunch...

Tremendous

Could we watch re runs of come dine with me whilst you iron too.

Ooh _iddlesticks, you didn’t read my reply correctly....

Or are you offering me shelter at yours if I’m homeless cos you made me iron instead of me looking for my new home?

I couldn’t leave you desperate or is that destitute I’d have to sort something. "

Could be both x ha ha desperate but for what...

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Sure I’m at home all day as I did my washing yesterday, guess what’s looking at me today...

if you can cope with my ironing whilst I look for my next house I’ll let you use the shower and make you lunch...

Tremendous

Could we watch re runs of come dine with me whilst you iron too.

Ooh _iddlesticks, you didn’t read my reply correctly....

Or are you offering me shelter at yours if I’m homeless cos you made me iron instead of me looking for my new home?

I couldn’t leave you desperate or is that destitute I’d have to sort something.

Could be both x ha ha desperate but for what... "

I hope it’s not a spin cycle.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Ok confession time.

My washing machine didn’t really break, I just thought it was an amusing situation.

But now I’m all worried that I will bring bad ju ju upon my white goods.

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