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"Who has the biggest banana?" Pls. This is a serious matter | |||
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"Who has the biggest banana?" Bonobos? They use it the most at least ![]() | |||
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"Can all the monkey usernames please have a fight to determine which one stays on the site? It's hard to differentiate between you all and I'm tired, thanks guys. J" I agree! One posted a thread and a few others popped in. So many cliques ![]() | |||
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"Can all the monkey usernames please have a fight to determine which one stays on the site? It's hard to differentiate between you all and I'm tired, thanks guys. J I agree! One posted a thread and a few others popped in. So many cliques ![]() #monkeymassive | |||
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"Have you seen those blue balled monkeys? ![]() No but if you ladies band together I’m sure we would within the week! | |||
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"I just went to Knowsley safari Park. A monkey jumped on my wing mirror and started wanking which distracted me while his mate stole my reversing camera. " Monkey gangs!! They'll be wearing goodies and carrying knives soon! Rubi x | |||
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"I just went to Knowsley safari Park. A monkey jumped on my wing mirror and started wanking which distracted me while his mate stole my reversing camera. Monkey gangs!! They'll be wearing goodies and carrying knives soon! Rubi x" Hoodies ![]() | |||
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"Is mandrill a monkey? ![]() The ones with the weird coloured faces? | |||
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"Shit flinging contest time ![]() Damn it.....I've just flushed mine too.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Shit flinging contest time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just bring someone else's Rubi x | |||
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"Who has the biggest banana? Bonobos? They use it the most at least ![]() They have sex with any other monkey.. Just for fun. A bit like swinging! | |||
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"I just went to Knowsley safari Park. A monkey jumped on my wing mirror and started wanking which distracted me while his mate stole my reversing camera. Monkey gangs!! They'll be wearing goodies and carrying knives soon! Rubi x" I was picturing the monkeys wearing the goodies, some strange 60's band and 70's comedians mash up ![]() | |||
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"First into the ring..... Bangs Chest... Bounces and Shakes the Ropes...Ultimate Warrior style.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooh monkey vs monkey!!! So watching this battle!! | |||
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"Erm... I was here first. Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist? Shame on you both Rubi" I can't tell the difference between a clementine and a satsuma either J | |||
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"Yeah I'm kind of confused sometimes too ![]() ...some may say that's not difficult Lacey.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yeah I'm kind of confused sometimes too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() RIP to this monkey ![]() | |||
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"Erm... I was here first. Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist? Shame on you both Rubi I can't tell the difference between a clementine and a satsuma either J" Sorry, which is which?... | |||
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"Erm... I was here first. Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist? Shame on you both Rubi" Don't drag me into it! I can tell you apart, I can read names! Rubi x | |||
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"Erm... I was here first. Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist? Shame on you both Rubi I can't tell the difference between a clementine and a satsuma either J Sorry, which is which?... " Left is clementine and right is satsuma | |||
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"Who has the biggest banana? Bonobos? They use it the most at least ![]() I know, probably where humans evolved from ![]() | |||
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"Erm... I was here first. Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist? Shame on you both Rubi I can't tell the difference between a clementine and a satsuma either J Sorry, which is which?... Left is clementine and right is satsuma " I meant on your profile ![]() | |||
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"JizzyMonkey needs spanking." Ftfy | |||
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"Pleeeeeeeeeease can they have a tea party before they do though? With PG tips tea. Rubi x" You'll be needing Tea Monkey then.... Apologies if that gags been done all ready, I've not read the thread. #lazymonkey | |||
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"TeaMonkey tells lies..... Ftfy " ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?! " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway?" Yeah. Why all the monkeys? Get some originality. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway? Yeah. Why all the monkeys? Get some originality. ![]() ![]() Monkey see monkey do | |||
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"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway? Yeah. Why all the monkeys? Get some originality. ![]() ![]() I was original... ![]() | |||
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"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway? Yeah. Why all the monkeys? Get some originality. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?! " In a paddling pool??? .....lube me up!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?! In a paddling pool??? .....lube me up!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Hell yes!!! Fight monkeys fight!!! ![]() | |||
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"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?! In a paddling pool??? .....lube me up!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() He is back for more. He ain't no monkey. He is a tiger ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?! In a paddling pool??? .....lube me up!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ppfffftt, back for more....I think you'll find going up the thread that I was first into the ring... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?! In a paddling pool??? .....lube me up!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You also left the ring and the crowd were demanding their dues back... Get on with it monkeys. Show us your baddest moves ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!" I'm a lover not a fighter ![]() Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig ![]() | |||
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!" I'm a lover not a fighter ![]() ![]() That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!" I'm a lover not a fighter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Jesus. You what... That's it. Actually, have any of you simians noticed how we're being manipulated to fight? | |||
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!" I'm a lover not a fighter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fight, Fight, Fight ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better. ![]() Shush you | |||
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"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better. ![]() Forget the photos. Who is the toughest Monkey ![]() | |||
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!" I'm a lover not a fighter ![]() Anyone mentioned the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz yet? P | |||
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!" I'm a lover not a fighter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not too sure....the Primal Instincts and Rage are kicking in.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!" I'm a lover not a fighter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() About time too .. I had this down as a first round knockout ![]() | |||
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"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better. ![]() ![]() No we need photos for even more headfuckery. Come on guys, get snapping similar poses. ![]() | |||
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"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better. ![]() ![]() ![]() Monkey bums!! Biggest reddest bum wins!! | |||
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"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better. ![]() ![]() ![]() Are you part of the press team haha ... Don't worry you can have interviews later ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!" I'm a lover not a fighter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shut it McFly! Or are you chicken? | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() That's just greedy....your like a Monkey Collector...not sure if that is still legal...some of us are endangered too.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!" I'm a lover not a fighter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm chicken ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums. | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes you are definitely a rare breed! ![]() | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() They also sneak up behind you...bum you....and don't even have the common decency to give you a reach around.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() dodging bushes henceforth! | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes but at least the check your hair for nits. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They don’t! They only do that within the cult. Us peasants don’t get nothing ![]() | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() join the cult..... One of Us... One of Us... One of Us... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jizzy, how you feeling after that beating ![]() Beating??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jizzy, how you feeling after that beating ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Give it up tiger monkey. You let the side down. I made you favourite with your ring entry ![]() | |||
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"Jizzy, how you feeling after that beating ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I didn't realise we had to scare the audience... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Iv also noticed a lot of peaches. " Monkeys eat peaches... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway?" I could write a very long list! | |||
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"A username search reveals at least 50 Monkeys. However just the 1 Stingly. As they used to play on TFI Friday, "Freak or Unique" ![]() ![]() You're just tempting the phantom name stealer to copy you ![]() | |||
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"A username search reveals at least 50 Monkeys. However just the 1 Stingly. As they used to play on TFI Friday, "Freak or Unique" ![]() ![]() ![]() Only if I'm daft enough to play a name change challenge thread. ![]() | |||
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"Can all the monkey usernames please have a fight to determine which one stays on the site? It's hard to differentiate between you all and I'm tired, thanks guys. J" Just keep clear of the chimpanzees, as they've a tendency to throw shit ![]() | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() This mischievous monkey curiosity of mine now wonders if 1 of the 6 is ..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway? I could write a very long list! " ![]() | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() ![]() ![]() I dared not to ask....for fear of disappointment..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Some of the monkeys on this thread are included. ![]() | |||
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"Iv also noticed a lot of peaches. Monkeys eat peaches... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What do monkeys eat? | |||
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"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway? I could write a very long list! " ![]() | |||
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"Iv also noticed a lot of peaches. Monkeys eat peaches... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This monkey east anything that moves.....and also CAKE.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Iv also noticed a lot of peaches. Monkeys eat peaches... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But cake doesn't move! ![]() | |||
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"Iv also noticed a lot of peaches. Monkeys eat peaches... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It does when someone is trying to take it away from me... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"To put anybody down.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Amen my simian brethren..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You can't beat a Monkey user name ????" Oooooh a lady monkey ![]() | |||
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"You can't beat a Monkey user name ????" Oh hello ... can I deflea your back and you do mine? ![]() | |||
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"Since you're all friends and not fighting could you possibly still have a tea party? Please? Rubi x" Can I have Yorkshire Tea though, Roobs??? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Since you're all friends and not fighting could you possibly still have a tea party? Please? Rubi x Can I have Yorkshire Tea though, Roobs??? ![]() ![]() Yes but it'll be lukewarm, I've seen videos of tea parties, we can't risk burns when you guys start throwing things around. | |||
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"lol, us monkeys have got to stick together, any de fleaing much appreciated.xx" I'll be right over ![]() ![]() | |||
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"lol, us monkeys have got to stick together, any de fleaing much appreciated.xx I'll be right over ![]() ![]() All aboard the De-Flea Train.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There was a time when I was the only monkey on here!" ....all the monkey's claim this.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There was a time when I was the only monkey on here! ....all the monkey's claim this.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No .. I admit I am newer to the troop Do monkeys have an alpha? Asking for a friend ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There was a time when I was the only monkey on here! ....all the monkey's claim this.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Kind of they have one...but often its more to do with age/leadership of the troop...but he probably still gets his pick of the monkey muff... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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