FabSwingers.com forum: Monkeys

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can all the monkey usernames please have a fight to determine which one stays on the site? It's hard to differentiate between you all and I'm tired, thanks guys.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Just wink at them all

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Who has the biggest banana?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who has the biggest banana?"

Pls. This is a serious matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has the biggest banana?"

Bonobos? They use it the most at least

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway?

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Can all the monkey usernames please have a fight to determine which one stays on the site? It's hard to differentiate between you all and I'm tired, thanks guys.

I agree! One posted a thread and a few others popped in. So many cliques

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit flinging contest time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen those blue balled monkeys?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can all the monkey usernames please have a fight to determine which one stays on the site? It's hard to differentiate between you all and I'm tired, thanks guys.

I agree! One posted a thread and a few others popped in. So many cliques

#monkeymassive

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I just went to Knowsley safari Park. A monkey jumped on my wing mirror and started wanking which distracted me while his mate stole my reversing camera.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yeah I'm kind of confused sometimes too

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

First into the ring.....

Bangs Chest...

Bounces and Shakes the Ropes...Ultimate Warrior style....

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pleeeeeeeeeease can they have a tea party before they do though? With PG tips tea.

Rubi x

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Have you seen those blue balled monkeys?

No but if you ladies band together I’m sure we would within the week!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just went to Knowsley safari Park. A monkey jumped on my wing mirror and started wanking which distracted me while his mate stole my reversing camera. "

Monkey gangs!!

They'll be wearing goodies and carrying knives soon!

Rubi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just went to Knowsley safari Park. A monkey jumped on my wing mirror and started wanking which distracted me while his mate stole my reversing camera.

Monkey gangs!!

They'll be wearing goodies and carrying knives soon!

Rubi x"

Hoodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is mandrill a monkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is mandrill a monkey?

The ones with the weird coloured faces?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Shit flinging contest time

Damn it.....I've just flushed mine too....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit flinging contest time

Damn it.....I've just flushed mine too....

Just bring someone else's

Rubi x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Who has the biggest banana?

Bonobos? They use it the most at least

They have sex with any other monkey.. Just for fun.

A bit like swinging!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I just went to Knowsley safari Park. A monkey jumped on my wing mirror and started wanking which distracted me while his mate stole my reversing camera.

Monkey gangs!!

They'll be wearing goodies and carrying knives soon!

Rubi x"

I was picturing the monkeys wearing the goodies, some strange 60's band and 70's comedians mash up

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"First into the ring.....

Bangs Chest...

Bounces and Shakes the Ropes...Ultimate Warrior style....

Hahahaha"

Ooooh monkey vs monkey!!! So watching this battle!!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Erm... I was here first.

Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist?

Shame on you both Rubi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm... I was here first.

Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist?

Shame on you both Rubi"

I can't tell the difference between a clementine and a satsuma either

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Yeah I'm kind of confused sometimes too

...some may say that's not difficult Lacey....

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Yeah I'm kind of confused sometimes too

...some may say that's not difficult Lacey....

RIP to this monkey

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Erm... I was here first.

Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist?

Shame on you both Rubi

I can't tell the difference between a clementine and a satsuma either

Sorry, which is which?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm... I was here first.

Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist?

Shame on you both Rubi"

Don't drag me into it! I can tell you apart, I can read names!

Rubi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm... I was here first.

Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist?

Shame on you both Rubi

I can't tell the difference between a clementine and a satsuma either

Sorry, which is which?... "

Left is clementine and right is satsuma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has the biggest banana?

Bonobos? They use it the most at least

They have sex with any other monkey.. Just for fun.

A bit like swinging! "

I know, probably where humans evolved from

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Erm... I was here first.

Also isn't saying that you can't tell us apart racist?

Shame on you both Rubi

I can't tell the difference between a clementine and a satsuma either

Sorry, which is which?...

Left is clementine and right is satsuma "

I meant on your profile

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Monkeys need spanking.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"JizzyMonkey needs spanking."

Ftfy

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Pleeeeeeeeeease can they have a tea party before they do though? With PG tips tea.

Rubi x"

You'll be needing Tea Monkey then....

Apologies if that gags been done all ready, I've not read the thread.

#lazymonkey

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"TeaMonkey tells lies.....

Ftfy "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?! "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway?"

Yeah. Why all the monkeys? Get some originality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am safe. I don't have monkey in my name and I don't like fighting

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway?

Yeah. Why all the monkeys? Get some originality.

Monkey see monkey do

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway?

Yeah. Why all the monkeys? Get some originality.

I was original...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway?

Yeah. Why all the monkeys? Get some originality.

Monkey see monkey do"

That actually made me snort

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?! "

In a paddling pool???

.....lube me up!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're all in trouble now. MrMonkey is throwing his hat into the ring.

I think anyone brave enough to attempt to wrestle him should win by default, it's just shame they'll be posting from a hospital bed

Rubi x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?!

In a paddling pool???

.....lube me up!!!

Hell yes!!! Fight monkeys fight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?!

In a paddling pool???

.....lube me up!!!

He is back for more. He ain't no monkey. He is a tiger

Tea you in trouble

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?!

In a paddling pool???

.....lube me up!!!

He is back for more. He ain't no monkey. He is a tiger

Tea you in trouble

ppfffftt, back for more....I think you'll find going up the thread that I was first into the ring...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I m like a spider monkey..slap ya with my tail...but surely this would be an in the trees fight and me spending a lot of time swinging in trees..I may have the advantage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and Jizzy are you doing the naked jelly wrestling or what?!?!

In a paddling pool???

.....lube me up!!!

He is back for more. He ain't no monkey. He is a tiger

Tea you in trouble

ppfffftt, back for more....I think you'll find going up the thread that I was first into the ring...

You also left the ring and the crowd were demanding their dues back...

Get on with it monkeys. Show us your baddest moves

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"

I'm a lover not a fighter

Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Fab Celebrity Monkey Deathmatch, bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"

I'm a lover not a fighter

Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down! "

Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"

I'm a lover not a fighter

Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!

Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig

That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"

I'm a lover not a fighter

Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!

Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig

That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome....

Jesus.

You what...

That's it.

Actually, have any of you simians noticed how we're being manipulated to fight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"

I'm a lover not a fighter

Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!

Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig

That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome....

Fight, Fight, Fight

...

Fight fair monkeys and obey the rules at all times

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better.

Shush you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better.

Shush you"

Forget the photos. Who is the toughest Monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"

I'm a lover not a fighter

Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down! "

Anyone mentioned the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz yet?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"

I'm a lover not a fighter

Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!

Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig

That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome....

Jesus.

You what...

That's it.

Actually, have any of you simians noticed how we're being manipulated to fight? "

Not too sure....the Primal Instincts and Rage are kicking in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"

I'm a lover not a fighter

Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!

Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig

That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome....

Jesus.

You what...

That's it.

Actually, have any of you simians noticed how we're being manipulated to fight?

Not too sure....the Primal Instincts and Rage are kicking in....

About time too .. I had this down as a first round knockout

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better.

Shush you

Forget the photos. Who is the toughest Monkey

No we need photos for even more headfuckery. Come on guys, get snapping similar poses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hay hay we are the monkeys

People say we monkey around...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better.

Shush you

Forget the photos. Who is the toughest Monkey

No we need photos for even more headfuckery. Come on guys, get snapping similar poses.

Monkey bums!! Biggest reddest bum wins!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could all start taking similar photos that would be even better.

Shush you

Forget the photos. Who is the toughest Monkey

No we need photos for even more headfuckery. Come on guys, get snapping similar poses.

Are you part of the press team haha ...

Don't worry you can have interviews later

The monkeys are on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is hilarious. Thanks all for the giggle.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"

I'm a lover not a fighter

Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!

Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig

That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome....

Jesus.

You what...

That's it.

Actually, have any of you simians noticed how we're being manipulated to fight?

Not too sure....the Primal Instincts and Rage are kicking in....

About time too .. I had this down as a first round knockout

Shut it McFly!

Or are you chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

That's just greedy....your like a Monkey Collector...not sure if that is still legal...some of us are endangered too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I'm back at school and everyone's stood around chanting "fight, fight, fight!"

I'm a lover not a fighter

Unless one of you touches my star wars boxes figures, then shits going down!

Go on jizzy touch his star wars thingymajig

That's why I left the ring....opened a few....currently Luke, Leia & Chewbacca are having a threesome....

Jesus.

You what...

That's it.

Actually, have any of you simians noticed how we're being manipulated to fight?

Not too sure....the Primal Instincts and Rage are kicking in....

About time too .. I had this down as a first round knockout

Shut it McFly!

Or are you chicken? "

I'm chicken

And we have a winner

Tree Monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops I mean Tea Monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez"

I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

That's just greedy....your like a Monkey Collector...not sure if that is still legal...some of us are endangered too....

Yes you are definitely a rare breed!

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez

I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums. "

Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez

I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums.

Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things"

They also sneak up behind you...bum you....and don't even have the common decency to give you a reach around....

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez

I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums.

Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things

They also sneak up behind you...bum you....and don't even have the common decency to give you a reach around....

"
dodging bushes henceforth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez

I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums.

Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things

They also sneak up behind you...bum you....and don't even have the common decency to give you a reach around....

Yes but at least the check your hair for nits.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez

I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums.

Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things

They also sneak up behind you...bum you....and don't even have the common decency to give you a reach around....

Yes but at least the check your hair for nits.

They don’t! They only do that within the cult. Us peasants don’t get nothing

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

There are 6 monkeys on fab? Well more than that many I guess. Jeez

I can think of about 8 that regularly post on the forums.

Two are ninja monkeys, you have to watch out for those ones I heard they steal knickers and things

They also sneak up behind you...bum you....and don't even have the common decency to give you a reach around....

Yes but at least the check your hair for nits.

They don’t! They only do that within the cult. Us peasants don’t get nothing

join the cult.....

One of Us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jizzy, how you feeling after that beating

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Jizzy, how you feeling after that beating

Beating???

.....Tea, Biff Tannon quoted and you you ran the the hills clucking....whilst I'm still Fucking....with the other Monkeys....collectable toys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jizzy, how you feeling after that beating

Beating???

.....Tea, Biff Tannon quoted and you you ran the the hills clucking....whilst I'm still Fucking....with the other Monkeys....collectable toys...

Give it up tiger monkey. You let the side down. I made you favourite with your ring entry

. It didn't last...

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Jizzy, how you feeling after that beating

Beating???

.....Tea, Biff Tannon quoted and you you ran the the hills clucking....whilst I'm still Fucking....with the other Monkeys....collectable toys...

Give it up tiger monkey. You let the side down. I made you favourite with your ring entry

. It didn't last..."

I didn't realise we had to scare the audience...

I thought Jelly Wrestling was on the cards...I've been lubing up but it's hard without a spotter....you fall over a lot...

....what can I say, I'm easily distracted I swing in and out looking for constant amusement....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv also noticed a lot of peaches.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Iv also noticed a lot of peaches. "

Monkeys eat peaches...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

A username search reveals at least 50 Monkeys.

However just the 1 Stingly.

As they used to play on TFI Friday, "Freak or Unique"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway?"

I could write a very long list!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A username search reveals at least 50 Monkeys.

However just the 1 Stingly.

As they used to play on TFI Friday, "Freak or Unique"

You're just tempting the phantom name stealer to copy you

Rubi x

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Bloody spider monkeys everywhere!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"A username search reveals at least 50 Monkeys.

However just the 1 Stingly.

As they used to play on TFI Friday, "Freak or Unique"

You're just tempting the phantom name stealer to copy you

Rubi x"

Only if I'm daft enough to play a name change challenge thread.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Can all the monkey usernames please have a fight to determine which one stays on the site? It's hard to differentiate between you all and I'm tired, thanks guys.

Just keep clear of the chimpanzees, as they've a tendency to throw shit

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

*the reddest of monkeys swings down from the trees scattering tea cups and throwing bananas (refraining from pooh ... for now).*

I-I-I-I-ttttssssssss ME!

How did I miss this thread.

Damn this life and work thing getting in the way of forum life.

What is this ridiculous talk about too many monkeys????

Have you not seen Planet of the Apes????

"You burnt it, you burnt it all, damn you ... damn you!!!!"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

This mischievous monkey curiosity of mine now wonders if 1 of the 6 is .....

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway?

I could write a very long list! "

*refers users to pictures*

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

This mischievous monkey curiosity of mine now wonders if 1 of the 6 is .....

I dared not to ask....for fear of disappointment.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv just realised I must have a thing for monkeys. I have 6 on my hotlist and it only consists of 14 people!

This mischievous monkey curiosity of mine now wonders if 1 of the 6 is .....

I dared not to ask....for fear of disappointment.....

Some of the monkeys on this thread are included.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv also noticed a lot of peaches.

Monkeys eat peaches...

What do monkeys eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s so sexy about Monkeys anyway?

I could write a very long list! "

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Iv also noticed a lot of peaches.

Monkeys eat peaches...

What do monkeys eat? "

This monkey east anything that moves.....and also CAKE....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv also noticed a lot of peaches.

Monkeys eat peaches...

What do monkeys eat?

This monkey east anything that moves.....and also CAKE....

But cake doesn't move!

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Iv also noticed a lot of peaches.

Monkeys eat peaches...

What do monkeys eat?

This monkey east anything that moves.....and also CAKE....

But cake doesn't move!

It does when someone is trying to take it away from me...

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Damn you all, i've got that blooming Dance Monkey song in my head again now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hail all monkeys for they know how to party and enjoy life...don't be divided by in fighting let's stick together and show em we are the heart n soul of party and pleasure..for we are king of the Swingers. ..ooh ooh ooh..as stated in jungle book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's spider monkeys with long tactile tails or proboscis monkeys with...hmmmmm

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Bump

Hey hey, we're the monkeys

(Yes... I know it's Monkees ... but work with me)

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

People say we monkey around.......

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

But we're too busy swinging..

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

To put anybody down....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"To put anybody down....

Although there are some that deserve to be put down

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"To put anybody down....

Although there are some that deserve to be put down

Amen my simian brethren.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Since you're all friends and not fighting could you possibly still have a tea party? Please?

Rubi x

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By *oonmonkeysCouple
over a year ago

Deal

You can't beat a Monkey user name ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can't beat a Monkey user name ????"

Oooooh a lady monkey

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 03/10/19 20:15:47]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You can't beat a Monkey user name ????"

Oh hello ... can I deflea your back and you do mine?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Since you're all friends and not fighting could you possibly still have a tea party? Please?

Rubi x"

Can I have Yorkshire Tea though, Roobs???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since you're all friends and not fighting could you possibly still have a tea party? Please?

Rubi x

Can I have Yorkshire Tea though, Roobs???

Yes but it'll be lukewarm, I've seen videos of tea parties, we can't risk burns when you guys start throwing things around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a time when I was the only monkey on here!

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By *oonmonkeysCouple
over a year ago

Deal

lol, us monkeys have got to stick together, any de fleaing much appreciated.xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Monkeys have to be in a troop

A lone monkey is a sad monkey

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"lol, us monkeys have got to stick together, any de fleaing much appreciated.xx"

I'll be right over

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"lol, us monkeys have got to stick together, any de fleaing much appreciated.xx

I'll be right over

All aboard the De-Flea Train....

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"There was a time when I was the only monkey on here!"

....all the monkey's claim this....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"There was a time when I was the only monkey on here!

....all the monkey's claim this....

No .. I admit I am newer to the troop

Do monkeys have an alpha?

Asking for a friend

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"There was a time when I was the only monkey on here!

....all the monkey's claim this....

No .. I admit I am newer to the troop

Do monkeys have an alpha?

Asking for a friend

Kind of they have one...but often its more to do with age/leadership of the troop...but he probably still gets his pick of the monkey muff...

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