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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So you've got a nose full of bogeys.

How do you deal with them?

Please be honest, there's no judgement here.

Rubi x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Rubi lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog roll, big inhale through the mouth then blow blow blow until I either realise I've just had a dribble off piss run down my leg or my eyeball burst a vein.

oooooooo, you ever had it where you can feel the draught come up your eye?!! I fucking hate that

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rubi lol x"

It's an important question!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Rubi lol x

It's an important question! "

Tissues Darling Tissues.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bog roll, big inhale through the mouth then blow blow blow until I either realise I've just had a dribble off piss run down my leg or my eyeball burst a vein.

oooooooo, you ever had it where you can feel the draught come up your eye?!! I fucking hate that

P"

As in you blow so hard air comes out your eye!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two words, not Rubi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rubi lol x

It's an important question!

Tissues Darling Tissues."

Every time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two words, not Rubi."

It actually is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bog roll, big inhale through the mouth then blow blow blow until I either realise I've just had a dribble off piss run down my leg or my eyeball burst a vein.

oooooooo, you ever had it where you can feel the draught come up your eye?!! I fucking hate that

P

As in you blow so hard air comes out your eye!?! "

Yes! From under your bottom eyelid out the corner. It's vile

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bog roll, big inhale through the mouth then blow blow blow until I either realise I've just had a dribble off piss run down my leg or my eyeball burst a vein.

oooooooo, you ever had it where you can feel the draught come up your eye?!! I fucking hate that

P

As in you blow so hard air comes out your eye!?!

Yes! From under your bottom eyelid out the corner. It's vile

P"

I don't think that's ever happened to me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Bog roll, big inhale through the mouth then blow blow blow until I either realise I've just had a dribble off piss run down my leg or my eyeball burst a vein.

oooooooo, you ever had it where you can feel the draught come up your eye?!! I fucking hate that

P"

I've never had the draught through my eye...maybe I'm not blowing hard enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i noticed today that my microfibre cloth which is actually my combined gymsweat-rag/wankrag/hanky smells like the the knickers of a 10 year old building iPhones in a factory in China.

It's in the wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fuckers need more puff when you blow. It's when my nose is absolutely blocked solid and the air has to come out somewhere but the swelling and snot won't let it be my nose!

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stick my thumb in and scrape them out.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Rubi lol x

It's an important question!

Tissues Darling Tissues.

Every time? "

Yeah

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

All depends on the consistency of the bogeys tbh, polite with tissues or the one finger hold and pop your ears blow

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I stick my thumb in and scrape them out."

i can't get a thumb in but a finger works

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"So you've got a nose full of bogeys.

How do you deal with them?

Please be honest, there's no judgement here.

Rubi x"

So would you admit to picking it and eating it then?

And no I dont, Bugs the hell out of me When I know its being done and they wont admit to doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/10/19 20:43:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stick my thumb in and scrape them out.

i can't get a thumb in but a finger works "

I’ve stretched my nostrils over the years. If I keep going I may get a fist in before I pop my clogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose irrigation;)

Steam inhaler with some olbas oil.

Get better soon

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I stick my thumb in and scrape them out.

i can't get a thumb in but a finger works

I’ve stretched my nostrils over the years. If I keep going I may get a fist in before I pop my clogs "

Fisting the nose ..love it

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey


"So you've got a nose full of bogeys.

How do you deal with them?

Please be honest, there's no judgement here.

Rubi x"

Depends how they got there sniff warm water and then they will easily come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually try the, push one nostril closed with a finger and blow out the other method. Then repeat on the opposite one

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I usually try the, push one nostril closed with a finger and blow out the other method. Then repeat on the opposite one"

Why did I just read that

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By *ilverfox81Man
over a year ago

port talbot

Snot rocket that's all

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Runs out of thread closing door behind me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you've got a nose full of bogeys.

How do you deal with them?

Please be honest, there's no judgement here.

Rubi x

So would you admit to picking it and eating it then?

And no I dont, Bugs the hell out of me When I know its being done and they wont admit to doing it "

If I did that I would but I tasted them once and didn't like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Runs out of thread closing door behind me."

You know you'll be back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually try the, push one nostril closed with a finger and blow out the other method. Then repeat on the opposite one

Why did I just read that "

I know. Disgracefull behaviour but needs must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting them out is easy enough. You just need a shoulder to wipe your finger on..........

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Getting them out is easy enough. You just need a shoulder to wipe your finger on.......... "
yuk

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I usually try the, push one nostril closed with a finger and blow out the other method. Then repeat on the opposite one

Why did I just read that

I know. Disgracefull behaviour but needs must "

I saw a women do that once it was repulsive

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Runs out of thread closing door behind me.

You know you'll be back! "

I crept back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Runs out of thread closing door behind me.

You know you'll be back!

I crept back in "

See!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Bogey Removed by poster at 02/10/19 20:43:44]"

This is what my eyes look like if I blow too hard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Getting them out is easy enough. You just need a shoulder to wipe your finger on.......... "

It's easy when you're on a bus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Bogey Removed by poster at 02/10/19 20:43:44]

This is what my eyes look like if I blow too hard! "

Definitely a draught coming out of those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually try the, push one nostril closed with a finger and blow out the other method. Then repeat on the opposite one

Why did I just read that

I know. Disgracefull behaviour but needs must

I saw a women do that once it was repulsive"

Not very ladylike

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Getting them out is easy enough. You just need a shoulder to wipe your finger on..........

It's easy when you're on a bus "

naughty

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I usually try the, push one nostril closed with a finger and blow out the other method. Then repeat on the opposite one

Why did I just read that

I know. Disgracefull behaviour but needs must

I saw a women do that once it was repulsive

Not very ladylike"

And she gave me a dirty look like it was my fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two words, not Rubi.

It actually is "

Damn the fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good cotton bud clean. I quite like doing other peoples' too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the de-bogeying attachment on my shark vacuum cleaner.

Works a treat if you switch to the nostril setting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting them out is easy enough. You just need a shoulder to wipe your finger on..........

It's easy when you're on a bus "

Just don't make it too obvious if you have a stuborn one on your finger!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Getting them out is easy enough. You just need a shoulder to wipe your finger on..........

It's easy when you're on a bus

Just don't make it too obvious if you have a stuborn one on your finger!"

Oh just eat it go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid, the saying was.....

pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick it roll it flick it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick it roll it flick it "

Are you admitting it!?!

I was trying to prove a point that everyone does it but denies it.

I've had one person agree so far, she goes knuckle deep when she's rooting around up her snoz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick it roll it flick it

Are you admitting it!?!

I was trying to prove a point that everyone does it but denies it.

I've had one person agree so far, she goes knuckle deep when she's rooting around up her snoz! "

Everyone does it. Just look around you when sitting in a traffic jam. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick it roll it flick it

Are you admitting it!?!

I was trying to prove a point that everyone does it but denies it.

I've had one person agree so far, she goes knuckle deep when she's rooting around up her snoz!

Everyone does it. Just look around you when sitting in a traffic jam. Lol"

So true. I was sitting at traffic lights the other day and a woman behind me was using her rearview mirror and having a good howk up the beak. Then I saw her flick it out the window. No big deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick it roll it flick it

Are you admitting it!?!

I was trying to prove a point that everyone does it but denies it.

I've had one person agree so far, she goes knuckle deep when she's rooting around up her snoz!

Everyone does it. Just look around you when sitting in a traffic jam. Lol

So true. I was sitting at traffic lights the other day and a woman behind me was using her rearview mirror and having a good howk up the beak. Then I saw her flick it out the window. No big deal "

What colour was the car?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Getting them out is easy enough. You just need a shoulder to wipe your finger on..........

It's easy when you're on a bus

Just don't make it too obvious if you have a stuborn one on your finger!

Oh just eat it go on "

Yeah..you know you wanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick it roll it flick it

Are you admitting it!?!

I was trying to prove a point that everyone does it but denies it.

I've had one person agree so far, she goes knuckle deep when she's rooting around up her snoz!

Everyone does it. Just look around you when sitting in a traffic jam. Lol

So true. I was sitting at traffic lights the other day and a woman behind me was using her rearview mirror and having a good howk up the beak. Then I saw her flick it out the window. No big deal

What colour was the car? "

Green. Kind of matched the bogeys she was flicking

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