FabSwingers.com forum: Scenes from a hat

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's play the Whose line is it anyway game. So tell me . . .

Things you can say about your car that you can't say about you partner. I will start . . .

Hey lads, come round and have a go in her

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Surely that's what a swinger would say ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely that's what a swinger would say ?"

Maybe not to the lads down the pub lol x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

She's ban old banger

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

She needs hand cranking before she gets going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell, she's needing washed

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

His exhaust stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's play the Whose line is it anyway game. So tell me . . .

Things you can say about your car that you can't say about you partner. I will start . . .

Hey lads, come round and have a go in her"

Salesman to car buyer “As you can see she has massive headlights”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The headlight are new but she's been rear ended accidentally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's play the Whose line is it anyway game. So tell me . . .

Things you can say about your car that you can't say about you partner. I will start . . .

Hey lads, come round and have a go in her

Salesman to car buyer “As you can see she has massive headlights” "

Spooky lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You'll get a very smooth ride out of her if you treat her right.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Can I rub my hands against your lovely Volvo .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I preferred the old shape

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

She's getting on a bit, been around the block a few times but is still a good looker and is a great ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill er up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(For those who had older cars)

She needs choking before she gets going

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

1 in the back and 1 up front x

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

She has a taut chassis and her rear end will kick out whenever you want it to.

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Being As convertible you can take her top down in the nice weather!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"(For those who had older cars)

She needs choking before she gets going"

Make sure you grease her nipples regularly.

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

I have to be careful with her in the cold weather she's likely to blow a seal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My dipstick was dry when I pulled it out and checked it

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

Some bloke smashed into the back of her in Tesco's carpark and ruined her

She's been making a funny noise everytime I turn her on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some bloke smashed into the back of her in Tesco's carpark and ruined her

She's been making a funny noise everytime I turn her on

I like it

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