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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you. "
Well I hope you feel better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Hugs Lacey

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Aw get better soon my lovely!

Sending get well hugs!! Xxxxx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you. "

Damn. And I was gonna offer to snuggle up to you and make you feel better with affectionate kisses.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window "

Charming!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Thanks for all the sympathy everyone. It makes wallowing in self pity slightly more bearable.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you. "

Suck it up and grow a set Lacey, it's a bit of a sniffle I bet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not far from you if you need some chicken soup, you know the universal chicken soup that is best for any ailment, even a broken leg is made better with chicken soup lol x

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Can you wait until December? I'll sort you out then

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sympathizing I'm poorly too! Get better soon

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you.

Suck it up and grow a set Lacey, it's a bit of a sniffle I bet.... "

Meany! I'm shivering with a fever and my throat feels like I've swallowed broken glass. Hope you feel bad now!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Everyone's ill ...

Has there been a massive Fab party that no one told us about??!!!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I am not far from you if you need some chicken soup, you know the universal chicken soup that is best for any ailment, even a broken leg is made better with chicken soup lol x"

I'm laughing at someone pouring chicken soup on a broken leg now. Unfortunately I'm vegetarian. Seems I can't have the only cure and will be forced to whither away and die.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can you wait until December? I'll sort you out then "

I kind of hope to be better by then but December is cold round these parts so I may still appreciate the blanket and I'll never turn down being fed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window

Charming!"

Sorry, can offer to feed you chocolate though!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming "

Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless at least your cock ain't burning

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming

Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock."

Women can get man flu, just men suffer more

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Sympathizing I'm poorly too! Get better soon "

Hugs! Definitely things going round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending a cwtch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you. "

On my way up. x

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Everyone's ill ...

Has there been a massive Fab party that no one told us about??!!! "

Damn he's onto us!

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port


"Everyone's ill ...

Has there been a massive Fab party that no one told us about??!!! "

I feel left out..and rather well!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window

Charming!

Sorry, can offer to feed you chocolate though!"

Is this before or after throwing me from a window?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Bless at least your cock ain't burning "

How do you know?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I can't cook for you but I'll play a little melody for you .

I've been poorly too! I want to comfort eat away the sick because that's how it works isn't it?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can you wait until December? I'll sort you out then

I kind of hope to be better by then but December is cold round these parts so I may still appreciate the blanket and I'll never turn down being fed!"

I'll have two body heaters, a duvet, and some entertainment on hand then

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming

Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.

Women can get man flu, just men suffer more "

Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a vegetarian. You need some meat and vitamins.

I'm sure there will be plenty of men on here to help you out!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Everyone's ill ...

Has there been a massive Fab party that no one told us about??!!!

I feel left out..and rather well!"

Want me to cough on you?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming

Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.

Women can get man flu, just men suffer more

Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours."

It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!

Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window

Charming!

Sorry, can offer to feed you chocolate though!

Is this before or after throwing me from a window?"

That depends if you sneeze on me or not

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I can't cook for you but I'll play a little melody for you .

I've been poorly too! I want to comfort eat away the sick because that's how it works isn't it? "

I appreciate the sympathy violining.

Feed a cold and starve the flu isn't it? Or is it the other way? I've decided I have whichever one you feed anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive sympathy from these parts

Hot Whiskey, lemon and honey with cloves

It should work for your throat

And if it doesn’t just drink the whiskey and you won’t care how you feel after a few

Smooches x

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can you wait until December? I'll sort you out then

I kind of hope to be better by then but December is cold round these parts so I may still appreciate the blanket and I'll never turn down being fed!

I'll have two body heaters, a duvet, and some entertainment on hand then"

Woo! Blanket forts!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Same here - I worked through a cold all week but it finally caught up with me over the weekend

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You are a vegetarian. You need some meat and vitamins.

I'm sure there will be plenty of men on here to help you out! "

Are you suggesting cannibalism?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming

Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.

Women can get man flu, just men suffer more

Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.

It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!

Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it? "

was it one for a heavy flow too?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window

Charming!

Sorry, can offer to feed you chocolate though!

Is this before or after throwing me from a window?

That depends if you sneeze on me or not "

Nah I'll just wipe my nose on you.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming

Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.

Women can get man flu, just men suffer more

Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.

It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!

Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?

was it one for a heavy flow too?"

Erm ... maybe

I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string

I'm sharing far too much information here ...

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Massive sympathy from these parts

Hot Whiskey, lemon and honey with cloves

It should work for your throat

And if it doesn’t just drink the whiskey and you won’t care how you feel after a few

Smooches x"

I've had that suggested to me before. I was never advised to drink whisky when ill until I joined fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window

Charming!

Sorry, can offer to feed you chocolate though!

Is this before or after throwing me from a window?

That depends if you sneeze on me or not

Nah I'll just wipe my nose on you."

Plot twist, that's my favourite fetish right after fart porn

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Same here - I worked through a cold all week but it finally caught up with me over the weekend "

Big hugs! I fought my way through being ill at uni and ended up with pneumonia so it's not worth it!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming

Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.

Women can get man flu, just men suffer more

Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.

It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!

Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?

was it one for a heavy flow too?

Erm ... maybe

I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string

I'm sharing far too much information here ... "

Did you go off like a party popper?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming

Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.

Women can get man flu, just men suffer more

Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.

It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!

Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?

was it one for a heavy flow too?

Erm ... maybe

I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string

I'm sharing far too much information here ...

Did you go off like a party popper?"

Was that your face I saw in the window???

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you.

Suck it up and grow a set Lacey, it's a bit of a sniffle I bet....

Meany! I'm shivering with a fever and my throat feels like I've swallowed broken glass. Hope you feel bad now! "

....you think I have feelings....if of thought you known me better than that...I don't own any of them Lacey...here's a tissue for your issue...

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Reminds me of that scary movie moment when he roll her up like a joint in duvet and threw her out the window

Charming!

Sorry, can offer to feed you chocolate though!

Is this before or after throwing me from a window?

That depends if you sneeze on me or not

Nah I'll just wipe my nose on you.

Plot twist, that's my favourite fetish right after fart porn "

Stop using me for my snot

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich


"Massive sympathy from these parts

Hot Whiskey, lemon and honey with cloves

It should work for your throat

And if it doesn’t just drink the whiskey and you won’t care how you feel after a few

Smooches x

I've had that suggested to me before. I was never advised to drink whisky when ill until I joined fab!"

Add some paracetamol and that’s about the best you will feel until better. I have just recovered from similar so I feel your pain. Hope it doesn’t last too long x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Healing vibes your way. Grab a nap. Rest is best medicine they say x

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming

Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.

Women can get man flu, just men suffer more

Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.

It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!

Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?

was it one for a heavy flow too?

Erm ... maybe

I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string

I'm sharing far too much information here ...

Did you go off like a party popper?

Was that your face I saw in the window??? "

I was just passing through I swear

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you.

Suck it up and grow a set Lacey, it's a bit of a sniffle I bet....

Meany! I'm shivering with a fever and my throat feels like I've swallowed broken glass. Hope you feel bad now!

....you think I have feelings....if of thought you known me better than that...I don't own any of them Lacey...here's a tissue for your issue... "

I don't want your crusty wank rags jizzy

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming

Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.

Women can get man flu, just men suffer more

Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.

It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!

Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?

was it one for a heavy flow too?

Erm ... maybe

I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string

I'm sharing far too much information here ...

Did you go off like a party popper?

Was that your face I saw in the window???

I was just passing through I swear "

Knock on the door next time, we'll let you in ... get rid of your germinations first though

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Massive sympathy from these parts

Hot Whiskey, lemon and honey with cloves

It should work for your throat

And if it doesn’t just drink the whiskey and you won’t care how you feel after a few

Smooches x

I've had that suggested to me before. I was never advised to drink whisky when ill until I joined fab!

Add some paracetamol and that’s about the best you will feel until better. I have just recovered from similar so I feel your pain. Hope it doesn’t last too long x"

Thank you. Appreciate it

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Healing vibes your way. Grab a nap. Rest is best medicine they say x"

I slept in a bit this morning but I'm so bad at it.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you.

Suck it up and grow a set Lacey, it's a bit of a sniffle I bet....

Meany! I'm shivering with a fever and my throat feels like I've swallowed broken glass. Hope you feel bad now!

....you think I have feelings....if of thought you known me better than that...I don't own any of them Lacey...here's a tissue for your issue...

I don't want your crusty wank rags jizzy"

....I prefer to use a nice freshly washed sock....help a out the environment with less wastage as I can was and reuse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buck up

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming

Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.

Women can get man flu, just men suffer more

Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.

It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!

Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?

was it one for a heavy flow too?

Erm ... maybe

I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string

I'm sharing far too much information here ...

Did you go off like a party popper?

Was that your face I saw in the window???

I was just passing through I swear

Knock on the door next time, we'll let you in ... get rid of your germinations first though "

But sharing is caring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buck up"
that was mean cos im sulking get well soon

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Shameless thread seeking endless sympathy and someone to burrito me in blankets and feed me. Please and thank you.

Suck it up and grow a set Lacey, it's a bit of a sniffle I bet....

Meany! I'm shivering with a fever and my throat feels like I've swallowed broken glass. Hope you feel bad now!

....you think I have feelings....if of thought you known me better than that...I don't own any of them Lacey...here's a tissue for your issue...

I don't want your crusty wank rags jizzy

....I prefer to use a nice freshly washed sock....help a out the environment with less wastage as I can was and reuse!!! "

Nice to know you're doing your bit

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I sound like I smoke 40 a day at the moment. It’s rubbish.

I would just eat something comforting, take two paracetamol and drink plenty of fluids.

You could look at nakedness it might help

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Buck up"

But my big girl pants are in the wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need protein

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Buck upthat was mean cos im sulking get well soon"

What you sulking over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buck up

But my big girl pants are in the wash "

im wearing mine today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buck upthat was mean cos im sulking get well soon

What you sulking over?"

offered an awesome job then had it taken away last min

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I sound like I smoke 40 a day at the moment. It’s rubbish.

I would just eat something comforting, take two paracetamol and drink plenty of fluids.

You could look at nakedness it might help "

Agreed. Anyone wants to donate any sexiness to the cause?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Buck up

But my big girl pants are in the wash im wearing mine today "

At least you're not wearing mine. I'd be pissed.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I better be man flu otherwise the sympathy won't be forth coming

Damn, knew I should have never revealed my cock.

Women can get man flu, just men suffer more

Next you'll be claiming your period pains hurt more than ours.

It does when I've sounded a Tampax!!

Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?

was it one for a heavy flow too?

Erm ... maybe

I didn't know they expanded that much ... had to hold myself in the door frame whilst Red pulled on the string

I'm sharing far too much information here ...

Did you go off like a party popper?

Was that your face I saw in the window???

I was just passing through I swear

Knock on the door next time, we'll let you in ... get rid of your germinations first though

But sharing is caring!"

Hmmm sharing of bodily fluids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken and sweetcorn soup, buttered soft white roll.

I'll serve it in the nude.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Buck upthat was mean cos im sulking get well soon

What you sulking over?offered an awesome job then had it taken away last min"

Ouch! Well shows you're getting good offers! Next time it'll be yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buck upthat was mean cos im sulking get well soon

What you sulking over?offered an awesome job then had it taken away last min

Ouch! Well shows you're getting good offers! Next time it'll be yours!"

yep cos next time il bring a bat

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll cook for you my delicacy - it’s bound to lift your spirits

So.....what is your favourite Pot Noodle flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending hugs and a space under the duvet, get well soon x

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Buck upthat was mean cos im sulking get well soon

What you sulking over?offered an awesome job then had it taken away last min

Ouch! Well shows you're getting good offers! Next time it'll be yours!yep cos next time il bring a bat "

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’ll cook for you my delicacy - it’s bound to lift your spirits

So.....what is your favourite Pot Noodle flavour? "

curry flavour please!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Sending hugs and a space under the duvet, get well soon x"

Thank you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Same here - I worked through a cold all week but it finally caught up with me over the weekend

Big hugs! I fought my way through being ill at uni and ended up with pneumonia so it's not worth it!"

Thank you x you too!

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