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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have to take Pooch to vets to get his Anal Glands done , again !!

I'm hoping you lot have a more pleasant evening lined up !!

Your Sweary friend, Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to take Pooch to vets to get his Anal Glands done , again !!

I'm hoping you lot have a more pleasant evening lined up !!

Your Sweary friend, Me "

Lol hope pooch will be ok and not sure how my day is going to be ask me after about 1 this afternoon xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have to take Pooch to vets to get his Anal Glands done , again !!

I'm hoping you lot have a more pleasant evening lined up !!

Your Sweary friend, Me

Lol hope pooch will be ok and not sure how my day is going to be ask me after about 1 this afternoon xx"
Ok will do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be working this evening but that involves going to the pub so win win for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to take Pooch to vets to get his Anal Glands done , again !!

I'm hoping you lot have a more pleasant evening lined up !!

Your Sweary friend, Me

Lol hope pooch will be ok and not sure how my day is going to be ask me after about 1 this afternoon xx Ok will do lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I immediately thought poochie pooh on here...

But yeah, hope all goes well Sweary...

*goes off to Google anal glands and hopes not to lose his breakfast*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that reminds me I must book an appointment for my little Cocker spaniel to get his done. He was doing the bum shuffle across the lawn this morning

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By *inkyNinjaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow...


"I immediately thought poochie pooh on here...

But yeah, hope all goes well Sweary...

*goes off to Google anal glands and hopes not to lose his breakfast*"

Step away from Google! You have been warned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I immediately thought poochie pooh on here...

But yeah, hope all goes well Sweary...

*goes off to Google anal glands and hopes not to lose his breakfast*

Step away from Google! You have been warned "

Too late... Poor pooch tho

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I will be working this evening but that involves going to the pub so win win for me x"
Can I have your job please ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I immediately thought poochie pooh on here...

But yeah, hope all goes well Sweary...

*goes off to Google anal glands and hopes not to lose his breakfast*"
Dont

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I immediately thought poochie pooh on here...

But yeah, hope all goes well Sweary...

*goes off to Google anal glands and hopes not to lose his breakfast*

Step away from Google! You have been warned

Too late... Poor pooch tho"
Most small breeds have to have it done annually. Mine seems to be every 6 months though

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I have to take Pooch to vets to get his Anal Glands done , again !!

I'm hoping you lot have a more pleasant evening lined up !!

Your Sweary friend, Me "

You taking your boss with you too? See if you can get his done in a 2 for 1 deal?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I immediately thought poochie pooh on here...

But yeah, hope all goes well Sweary...

*goes off to Google anal glands and hopes not to lose his breakfast*

Step away from Google! You have been warned

Too late... Poor pooch tho Most small breeds have to have it done anally. Mine seems to be every 6 months though "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I immediately thought poochie pooh on here...

But yeah, hope all goes well Sweary...

*goes off to Google anal glands and hopes not to lose his breakfast*

Step away from Google! You have been warned

Too late... Poor pooch tho Most small breeds have to have it done anally. Mine seems to be every 6 months though

FTFY "

Cheeky!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have to take Pooch to vets to get his Anal Glands done , again !!

I'm hoping you lot have a more pleasant evening lined up !!

Your Sweary friend, Me

You taking your boss with you too? See if you can get his done in a 2 for 1 deal?"
Haha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's not as bad OP but I have literally just cleaned out my cats' litter box and one of them was clearly waiting for it to be fresh and has now left a war crime in there

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I immediately thought poochie pooh on here...

But yeah, hope all goes well Sweary...

*goes off to Google anal glands and hopes not to lose his breakfast*

Step away from Google! You have been warned

Too late... Poor pooch tho Most small breeds have to have it done anally. Mine seems to be every 6 months though

FTFY "
Haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I know it's not as bad OP but I have literally just cleaned out my cats' litter box and one of them was clearly waiting for it to be fresh and has now left a war crime in there "
I had a cat up to last year so I can sympathise

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By *inkyNinjaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow...

You know OP, you could learn to do it yourself... like I did!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You know OP, you could learn to do it yourself... like I did! "
My dog would hate me forever . It just feels wrong for me . I'd rather pay £15 and my dog not blank me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know OP, you could learn to do it yourself... like I did! My dog would hate me forever . It just feels wrong for me . I'd rather pay £15 and my dog not blank me lol "

£15 noooooooooo

Lift tail, have your fingers at 10 to 2, push forward gently and squeeze in a massage fashion.

P

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You know OP, you could learn to do it yourself... like I did! My dog would hate me forever . It just feels wrong for me . I'd rather pay £15 and my dog not blank me lol

£15 noooooooooo

Lift tail, have your fingers at 10 to 2, push forward gently and squeeze in a massage fashion.

P"
I just couldnt do it , he growls when the vet does it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

But you could check his prostate at the same time

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Erm the dog, not the vet that is

Or your boss for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know OP, you could learn to do it yourself... like I did! My dog would hate me forever . It just feels wrong for me . I'd rather pay £15 and my dog not blank me lol

£15 noooooooooo

Lift tail, have your fingers at 10 to 2, push forward gently and squeeze in a massage fashion.

P I just couldnt do it , he growls when the vet does it "

I'd bloody do it. It does fucking stink tho. You get all kinds of goo out, some dogs it's like paste, others it's like radiator water

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

Was gonna say do it yourself? Mind your feet tho ....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You know OP, you could learn to do it yourself... like I did! My dog would hate me forever . It just feels wrong for me . I'd rather pay £15 and my dog not blank me lol

£15 noooooooooo

Lift tail, have your fingers at 10 to 2, push forward gently and squeeze in a massage fashion.

P I just couldnt do it , he growls when the vet does it

I'd bloody do it. It does fucking stink tho. You get all kinds of goo out, some dogs it's like paste, others it's like radiator water

"
I've seen it when the vet does it , I'll leave it to the expert me thinks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"But you could check his prostate at the same time

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Erm the dog, not the vet that is

Or your boss for that matter "
Ewww

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