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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I know ‘Lord of Orgasms’ will be here any minute to say all I ever post about is going for a s**t but you know what. It’s probably true.

So basically I wanted to go last night. And lined the toilet with paper, then my daughter ran in before me and said ‘whys there loads of paper down the toilet’

Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??

‘Paper liner’ or ‘going bare’??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I know ‘Lord of Orgasms’ will be here any minute to say all I ever post about is going for a s**t but you know what. It’s probably true.

So basically I wanted to go last night. And lined the toilet with paper, then my daughter ran in before me and said ‘whys there loads of paper down the toilet’

Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??

‘Paper liner’ or ‘going bare’?? "
Not weird at all , I regularly have a shit on the Guardian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you put loads of paper down the loo

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Not at home but in public everything is lined and covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a couple of sheets to prevent splash-back

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At home, bare!

Public toilets, I hover. I don’t shit in public toilets if I can help it. if I have to, I’m probably in danger of wiping out a few trees with all the toilet roll I’d use to cover the seat.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Paging "Dr" Gillian Mckeith!

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Why do you put loads of paper down the loo"

I have no idea

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

Omg!!! Me too!!!! It’s because you dont want any splash back isn’t it?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Top tip from:The old ‘paper down bog before actually shifting’ technique is also a fantastic way to silence the resulting splash from jettisoning one’s heavy load from anyone within earshot

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Omg!!! Me too!!!! It’s because you dont want any splash back isn’t it? "

It probably is but I’ve just done it for so long I don’t remember how it started

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Why do you put loads of paper down the loo

I have no idea"

So pan stays clean no smears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??

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Yep, you are weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not at home but in public everything is lined and covered "

And I squat....never actually touch the lavvy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anti splash lining system operator here too

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??

Yep, you are weird "

Seems I have found my tribe of fellow ‘liners’ though lol

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Not at home but in public everything is lined and covered

And I squat....never actually touch the lavvy."

Even at home? You must have some right abs!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??

Yep, you are weird

Seems I have found my tribe of fellow ‘liners’ though lol "
The main question is though, is that I assume you contributed to Queenys toilet roll threads ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few sheets as a splash barrier. Perfectly acceptable, especially in public loos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I’ve never done that.

Agree with public toilets though. If I absolutely have to use one I never sit on them.

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY


"Why do you put loads of paper down the loo"

Prevent splash back and skid marks on bowl.

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??

Yep, you are weird

Seems I have found my tribe of fellow ‘liners’ though lol The main question is though, is that I assume you contributed to Queenys toilet roll threads ? "

Not seen. Will look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not at home but in public everything is lined and covered

And I squat....never actually touch the lavvy.

Even at home? You must have some right abs! "

Sometimes ...good to squeeze in a workout when you're squeezing one out!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??

Yep, you are weird

Seems I have found my tribe of fellow ‘liners’ though lol The main question is though, is that I assume you contributed to Queenys toilet roll threads ?

Not seen. Will look "
They're weeks old now I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you put loads of paper down the loo

I have no idea"

Splash back probably

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Why do you put loads of paper down the loo

I have no idea

So pan stays clean no smears "

That's my thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my son must do this as he uses loads of shit roll and I often blocks the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you put loads of paper down the loo

I have no idea"

I only do that if I really really really have to go and someone would be able to hear me. Like a first holiday away with a guy. There'd be shower running, music on, paper down pan and strategic coughing . Least environmentally friendly poo ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know ‘Lord of Orgasms’ will be here any minute to say all I ever post about is going for a s**t but you know what. It’s probably true.

So basically I wanted to go last night. And lined the toilet with paper, then my daughter ran in before me and said ‘whys there loads of paper down the toilet’

Does anyone else do this or am I being weird??

‘Paper liner’ or ‘going bare’?? "
if anyone is in the house I also line the loo to mask the plop noise lol . So no you're not weird at all .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natural arse shower wasted

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I do that to prevent splashback and noise, especially if I've put bleach down the toilet or the water is all blue from one of those bog bricks in the cistern! Definitely don't want chemical burns on my ricker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do in public bogs. Try not to use them but when you gotta go, you gotta go. Always line the seat and put some paper down the loo to prevent splashery and also to prevent anyone hearing your pebble pops.

Top tip: if you feel like there's going to be some embarrassing fartage as you squeeze, simply wait til someone uses the hand dryer before letting rip. Those loud Dyson blade ones are a bonus for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And dont be bringing me into your loo themed antics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put a few sheets down, but not a lot. And public loo’s I always put paper over the seat as well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In France to loos range from absolutely honking (many loos in towns) to the other end of the scale in loo cleanliness where the loo seat has plastic wrap on a dispenser so you can have a nice clean seat by pushing a button.

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

Waste of paper

One Andrews loo wet wipe and done

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland


"Waste of paper

One Andrews loo wet wipe and done "

NO wet wipe should be used for the “loo” even ones apparently sold for that purpose..

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By *ikeandmollyCouple
over a year ago

swindon

I take anti bacterial gel everywhere and clean the loo every time before I use any loo if it’s not my own or someone who I know well,

Molly

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Waste of paper

One Andrews loo wet wipe and done

NO wet wipe should be used for the “loo” even ones apparently sold for that purpose.. "

The Andrex ones are good, especially at work or abroad where the bumwad is like sandpaper always have a pack on me when I'm away on exercise as well for those "shovel recce" moments

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

Lovely to read a fully fledged scumping debate

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