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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was so busy looking for a fact for Lorna. I missed the end of the other thread.

Here we go. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, come and have a late night chat. Smileyface Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insomnia sucks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This really is unnecessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really is unnecessary.

Oppps! I thought you had gone for a sit down wee!

I loved the fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Insomnia sucks "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RedValentine. I can't disagree with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This really is unnecessary.

Oppps! I thought you had gone for a sit down wee!

I loved the fact.

That's understandable.

You're very welcome. 1989face

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

We were thinking you got lost...... again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really is unnecessary.

Oppps! I thought you had gone for a sit down wee!

I loved the fact.

That's understandable.

You're very welcome. 1989face"

I love a good fact.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

According to nature magazine all citrus fruit can be traced through dna to the southeast foothills of the Himalaya's

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Bing......... I just woke up! Need a bed time story to send me back too sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We were thinking you got lost...... again"

I'm just a bit slow, Bill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This really is unnecessary.

Oppps! I thought you had gone for a sit down wee!

I loved the fact.

That's understandable.

You're very welcome. 1989face

I love a good fact. "

Who doesn't?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"According to nature magazine all citrus fruit can be traced through dna to the southeast foothills of the Himalaya's"

Don't be so seedy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bing......... I just woke up! Need a bed time story to send me back too sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaBPY78D88g

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"According to nature magazine all citrus fruit can be traced through dna to the southeast foothills of the Himalaya's

Don't be so seedy."
commander cody and the lost planet airman had a song called "down to seeds and stims blues) sorry lorna before your time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bing......... I just woke up! Need a bed time story to send me back too sleep.

Oh hello. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to nature magazine all citrus fruit can be traced through dna to the southeast foothills of the Himalaya's

Don't be so seedy. commander cody and the lost planet airman had a song called "down to seeds and stims blues) sorry lorna before your time

Yep but interesting nether the less.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"According to nature magazine all citrus fruit can be traced through dna to the southeast foothills of the Himalaya's

Don't be so seedy. commander cody and the lost planet airman had a song called "down to seeds and stims blues) sorry lorna before your time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGsq1K7f_yc

Down to seeds and stems again blues - Commander Cody and ...

I have no idea what to expect. But I'm looking forward to watching, and finding out.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"According to nature magazine all citrus fruit can be traced through dna to the southeast foothills of the Himalaya's

Don't be so seedy. commander cody and the lost planet airman had a song called "down to seeds and stims blues) sorry lorna before your time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGsq1K7f_yc

Down to seeds and stems again blues - Commander Cody and ...

I have no idea what to expect. But I'm looking forward to watching, and finding out."
cosmic cowboy music

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"According to nature magazine all citrus fruit can be traced through dna to the southeast foothills of the Himalaya's

Don't be so seedy. commander cody and the lost planet airman had a song called "down to seeds and stims blues) sorry lorna before your time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGsq1K7f_yc

Down to seeds and stems again blues - Commander Cody and ...

I have no idea what to expect. But I'm looking forward to watching, and finding out. cosmic cowboy music

Oh, now I'm really looking forward to watching this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An unexpected bum-p in the night.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"An unexpected bum-p in the night."

Wouldn’t mind one of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morrow everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An unexpected bum-p in the night.

Wouldn’t mind one of those.

Sounds good to me.

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"An unexpected bum-p in the night.

Wouldn’t mind one of those.

Wouldn’t we all. Lol. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morrow everyone"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Addict. Merry Saturday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morrow everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Addict. Merry Saturday. Smileyface"

Lol yo Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey guys how are we all this fine evening ?

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"An unexpected bum-p in the night.

Wouldn’t mind one of those.

Sounds good to me."

I’ve forgotten what one feels like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morrow everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Addict. Merry Saturday. Smileyface

Lol yo Jim"

*Fist bumps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An unexpected bum-p in the night.

Wouldn’t mind one of those.

Sounds good to me.

I’ve forgotten what one feels like.

Me too, wife has been in India since January

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey guys how are we all this fine evening ?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr HighTower. I'm on top of the world looking down at creation. How the hell are you?

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hey guys how are we all this fine evening ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr HighTower. I'm on top of the world looking down at creation. How the hell are you?"

You have way way too Much energy for this time of the morning. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An unexpected bum-p in the night.

Wouldn’t mind one of those.

Sounds good to me.

I’ve forgotten what one feels like.

Me too, wife has been in India since January"

Erm, I hate to say this. I think your wife has left you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys how are we all this fine evening ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr HighTower. I'm on top of the world looking down at creation. How the hell are you?"

If your on top of the world I must be circling the planet haha been a good day today for moi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey guys how are we all this fine evening ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr HighTower. I'm on top of the world looking down at creation. How the hell are you?

You have way way too Much energy for this time of the morning. lol "

I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An unexpected bum-p in the night.

Wouldn’t mind one of those.

Sounds good to me.

I’ve forgotten what one feels like.

Me too, wife has been in India since January

Erm, I hate to say this. I think your wife has left you."

Hope not, just waiting for her visa to be granted lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey guys how are we all this fine evening ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr HighTower. I'm on top of the world looking down at creation. How the hell are you?

If your on top of the world I must be circling the planet haha been a good day today for moi"

Ayyy. What you been up to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An unexpected bum-p in the night.

Wouldn’t mind one of those.

Sounds good to me.

I’ve forgotten what one feels like.

Me too, wife has been in India since January

Erm, I hate to say this. I think your wife has left you.

Hope not, just waiting for her visa to be granted lol"

Oh. Thank goodness for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys how are we all this fine evening ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr HighTower. I'm on top of the world looking down at creation. How the hell are you?

If your on top of the world I must be circling the planet haha been a good day today for moi

Ayyy. What you been up to?"

Got myself a promotion I've been working my ass off for and went out to celebrate it in style

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey guys how are we all this fine evening ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr HighTower. I'm on top of the world looking down at creation. How the hell are you?

If your on top of the world I must be circling the planet haha been a good day today for moi

Ayyy. What you been up to?

Got myself a promotion I've been working my ass off for and went out to celebrate it in style

Fantastic, well done. Can I borrow a fiver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys how are we all this fine evening ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr HighTower. I'm on top of the world looking down at creation. How the hell are you?

If your on top of the world I must be circling the planet haha been a good day today for moi

Ayyy. What you been up to?

Got myself a promotion I've been working my ass off for and went out to celebrate it in style

Fantastic, well done. Can I borrow a fiver?"

If I had a fiver I'd gladly lend it to you. With interest of course. Hard times these days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey guys how are we all this fine evening ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr HighTower. I'm on top of the world looking down at creation. How the hell are you?

If your on top of the world I must be circling the planet haha been a good day today for moi

Ayyy. What you been up to?

Got myself a promotion I've been working my ass off for and went out to celebrate it in style

Fantastic, well done. Can I borrow a fiver?

If I had a fiver I'd gladly lend it to you. With interest of course. Hard times these days."

Hard times indeed. It's that attitude that got you promoted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's Nicola Roberts' birthday today. Happy birthday, Nicola!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPrZ4yAdj8I

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know I'm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'm

Yep that you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi xx"

Hi to you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi xx

Hi to you too. "

Tried to send you a fab and message...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi xx

Hi to you too.

Tried to send you a fab and message..."

Oh!

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

I don't wear sunglasses at 4.30 in the morning! Am I missing out on something??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sandman. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't wear sunglasses at 4.30 in the morning! Am I missing out on something??? Lol"

You're missing out on looking cool at half four in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't wear sunglasses at 4.30 in the morning! Am I missing out on something??? Lol"

Oh I do and Jim does. We are cool don't ya know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't wear sunglasses at 4.30 in the morning! Am I missing out on something??? Lol

Oh I do and Jim does. We are cool don't ya know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't wear sunglasses at 4.30 in the morning! Am I missing out on something??? Lol

Oh I do and Jim does. We are cool don't ya know!

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't wear sunglasses at 4.30 in the morning! Am I missing out on something??? Lol

Oh I do and Jim does. We are cool don't ya know!

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been looking up holidays Jim. I'm not happy that I'm not on holiday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv been looking up holidays Jim. I'm not happy that I'm not on holiday! "

Where do you wanna go?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Morning

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Oh, so that's how you look! Cool! Kinda like wearing trousers when in a swimming pool?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv been looking up holidays Jim. I'm not happy that I'm not on holiday!

Where do you wanna go?"

Maybe the canery's or a Greek island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning

Good moooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, PP. Happy Saturday to thee. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, so that's how you look! Cool! Kinda like wearing trousers when in a swimming pool?!?

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, so that's how you look! Cool! Kinda like wearing trousers when in a swimming pool?!?

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Babestation has gone down. This is terrible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv been looking up holidays Jim. I'm not happy that I'm not on holiday!

Where do you wanna go?

Maybe the canery's or a Greek island. "

Go Greek.

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

I NEED ME A SWIMMING POOL, SOME TROUSERS AND A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.....

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babestation has gone down. This is terrible."

Oh no Jim!

Are you OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv been looking up holidays Jim. I'm not happy that I'm not on holiday!

Where do you wanna go?

Maybe the canery's or a Greek island.

Go Greek."

Yes that's what I'm thinking although if we go canery's Ash knows the lingo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I NEED ME A SWIMMING POOL, SOME TROUSERS AND A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.....

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As long as you can piss a pint, you'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Babestation has gone down. This is terrible.

Oh no Jim!

Are you OK? "

Panic over, Babeststion is broadcasting again.

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over a year ago

"I NEED ME A SWIMMING POOL, SOME TROUSERS AND A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.....

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

As long as you can piss a pint, you'll be fine."

Language Jim! He meant wee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babestation has gone down. This is terrible.

Oh no Jim!

Are you OK?

Panic over, Babeststion is broadcasting again."

Oh that's good, I was worried about you!

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Have you ever tried pissing a pint, in a swimming pool with sunglasses at 4.30 in the morning?!?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning

Good moooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, PP. Happy Saturday to thee. Smileyface"

Howdo jim, looks like lorna is ignoring me

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over a year ago

"I NEED ME A SWIMMING POOL, SOME TROUSERS AND A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.....

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

As long as you can piss a pint, you'll be fine.

Language Jim! He meant wee! "

I'm really fucking sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning

Good moooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, PP. Happy Saturday to thee. Smileyface

Howdo jim, looks like lorna is ignoring me

Urmmmmm I gave you a cool emoji!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Babestation has gone down. This is terrible.

Oh no Jim!

Are you OK?

Panic over, Babeststion is broadcasting again.

Oh that's good, I was worried about you! "

I appreciate that. The Babestation babes and me are fine. Thank goodness.

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over a year ago

"I NEED ME A SWIMMING POOL, SOME TROUSERS AND A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.....

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

As long as you can piss a pint, you'll be fine.

Language Jim! He meant wee!

I'm really fucking sorry."

I'm telling Babs! She does not approve of this sort of thing... Your in for it now!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning

Good moooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, PP. Happy Saturday to thee. Smileyface

Howdo jim, looks like lorna is ignoring me

Urmmmmm I gave you a cool emoji!!!! "

Oh I missed that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you ever tried pissing a pint, in a swimming pool with sunglasses at 4.30 in the morning?!?

Not this morning.

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over a year ago

"Morning

Good moooooooooooooooooooooooooorning, PP. Happy Saturday to thee. Smileyface

Howdo jim, looks like lorna is ignoring me

Urmmmmm I gave you a cool emoji!!!!

Oh I missed that

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over a year ago

"I NEED ME A SWIMMING POOL, SOME TROUSERS AND A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.....

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

As long as you can piss a pint, you'll be fine.

Language Jim! He meant wee!

I'm really fucking sorry.

I'm telling Babs! She does not approve of this sort of thing... Your in for it now! "

Oh shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I NEED ME A SWIMMING POOL, SOME TROUSERS AND A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.....

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

As long as you can piss a pint, you'll be fine.

Language Jim! He meant wee!

I'm really fucking sorry.

I'm telling Babs! She does not approve of this sort of thing... Your in for it now!

Oh shit."

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I NEED ME A SWIMMING POOL, SOME TROUSERS AND A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.....

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

As long as you can piss a pint, you'll be fine.

Language Jim! He meant wee!

I'm really fucking sorry.

I'm telling Babs! She does not approve of this sort of thing... Your in for it now! "

Tittle tattle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I NEED ME A SWIMMING POOL, SOME TROUSERS AND A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.....

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

As long as you can piss a pint, you'll be fine.

Language Jim! He meant wee!

I'm really fucking sorry.

I'm telling Babs! She does not approve of this sort of thing... Your in for it now!

Tittle tattle

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I NEED ME A SWIMMING POOL, SOME TROUSERS AND A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.....

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

As long as you can piss a pint, you'll be fine.

Language Jim! He meant wee!

I'm really fucking sorry.

I'm telling Babs! She does not approve of this sort of thing... Your in for it now!

Tittle tattle

Yep! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the looks of it I'm not going anywhere, prices are so high!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By the looks of it I'm not going anywhere, prices are so high!"

You've got Manchester to look forward to in December.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning

BABS Jim's been saying bad words!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I NEED ME A SWIMMING POOL, SOME TROUSERS AND A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.....

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

As long as you can piss a pint, you'll be fine.

Language Jim! He meant wee!

I'm really fucking sorry.

I'm telling Babs! She does not approve of this sort of thing... Your in for it now! "

Tut tut tut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Morning

Hello!"

I’m up James, as are you by the looks of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Uh-oh, I'm in trouble.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning

Hello!

I’m up James, as are you by the looks of it

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the looks of it I'm not going anywhere, prices are so high!

You've got Manchester to look forward to in December.

Yes but even then we are staying in the sticks as the prices for Central Manchester were ridiculous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm out of here.

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"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna? "

He's been swearing babs!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Morning

BABS Jim's been saying bad words!

I didn’t even know that he knew bad words! He never says bad words to me

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Try living in Windsor !!! Lol

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs! "

Tittle tattle!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I'm out of here."

Do you need some soap?

Sleep well, dream dirty Jimbob.

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over a year ago

"Try living in Windsor !!! Lol"

Try living in London!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!"

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

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over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Morning babs

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

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over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

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over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

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over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come back Jim. We miss you!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Try living in Windsor! Lol

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over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

I'm sure he would prefer the first option!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Try living in Windsor! Lol"

I think Windsor is beautiful.

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over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

The poor lamb is knackered as I dragged him round IKEA!

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over a year ago

"Try living in Windsor! Lol

I think Windsor is beautiful. "

Iv never been.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

The poor lamb is knackered as I dragged him round IKEA!

That's pure evil

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

The poor lamb is knackered as I dragged him round IKEA!

Ahh the place where you go for a potato peeler and come out with a new kitchen

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Windsor is old and full of tourists and beggars!!! Lol!!!

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over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

The poor lamb is knackered as I dragged him round IKEA!

That's pure evil

That's what he said.

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over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

The poor lamb is knackered as I dragged him round IKEA!

Ahh the place where you go for a potato peeler and come out with a new kitchen

Hahaha. We were looking at storage babs. I'm very excited!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Try living in Windsor! Lol

I think Windsor is beautiful.

Iv never been. "

I’ve had many a good night in Windsor. Fond memories

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Windsor is old and full of tourists and beggars!!! Lol!!!

It’s the price to be paid in a beautiful market town. Bloody tourists

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

The poor lamb is knackered as I dragged him round IKEA!

Ahh the place where you go for a potato peeler and come out with a new kitchen

Hahaha. We were looking at storage babs. I'm very excited!

When does it all happen?

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

I bet that it was a while ago though! Coz it's a changed now!!!

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over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

The poor lamb is knackered as I dragged him round IKEA!

That's pure evil

Nobody should have to suffer it should they PP? Mind you, there’s Swedish Meatballs

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over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

The poor lamb is knackered as I dragged him round IKEA!

Ahh the place where you go for a potato peeler and come out with a new kitchen

Hahaha. We were looking at storage babs. I'm very excited!

When does it all happen? "

Still a while but I'm getting prepared.

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over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

The poor lamb is knackered as I dragged him round IKEA!

That's pure evil

Nobody should have to suffer it should they PP? Mind you, there’s Swedish Meatballs

I gave him meatballs first I'm not a bitch!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

The poor lamb is knackered as I dragged him round IKEA!

That's pure evil

Nobody should have to suffer it should they PP? Mind you, there’s Swedish Meatballs

I gave him meatballs first I'm not a bitch!

Quite right Lorna. Has to keep his strength up

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"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

The poor lamb is knackered as I dragged him round IKEA!

That's pure evil

Nobody should have to suffer it should they PP? Mind you, there’s Swedish Meatballs

I gave him meatballs first I'm not a bitch!

Quite right Lorna. Has to keep his strength up

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over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning

Now your in for it Jim!

What on earth happened Lorna?

He's been swearing babs!

Tittle tattle!

It’s fab, of course there’s tittle tattle. Hello PP

Thanks Babs.

She means tits n tackle

Iv only got tits!

It’s ok, I can get my hands on some tackle

So can I but I don't wanna wake him.

You are very considerate Lorna, I’m sure Ash appreciates it

The poor lamb is knackered as I dragged him round IKEA!

That's pure evil

Nobody should have to suffer it should they PP? Mind you, there’s Swedish Meatballs

I gave him meatballs first I'm not a bitch!

Quite right Lorna. Has to keep his strength up

But not swedish ones, you have to do the entire store tour to get those

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