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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

some way of applying sun cream to your own back.. i really don't want to get burnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some way of applying sun cream to your own back.. i really don't want to get burnt

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Get one of the aerosol varieties - very handy!

Or just put up a meet request asking for a volunteer to rub it in - problem instantly solved!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small gloss paint roller...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Small gloss paint roller...;-)"

Beat me to it

You could always use a loofah too

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

give it to the wee yin and get her to do it

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Get a long handled radiator roller .. its a great way to do it yourself.. been using on for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some way of applying sun cream to your own back.. i really don't want to get burnt

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Get the window cleaner to do it, then ask him to put more on after you've finished having sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"give it to the wee yin and get her to do it "

i dont want to even imagine the mess she'd make...

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

They have..........

Think they call it...someone else

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"give it to the wee yin and get her to do it

i dont want to even imagine the mess she'd make... "

pmsl as I wrote that as I knew what your answer would be.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"give it to the wee yin and get her to do it

i dont want to even imagine the mess she'd make...

pmsl as I wrote that as I knew what your answer would be......."

still she could sing me twinkle twinkle little star while doing it... id be less mad at the mess that way

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"give it to the wee yin and get her to do it

i dont want to even imagine the mess she'd make...

pmsl as I wrote that as I knew what your answer would be.......

still she could sing me twinkle twinkle little star while doing it... id be less mad at the mess that way "

only if it's accompanied by the acoustic guitar......

See you madam, now you've got me singing it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"give it to the wee yin and get her to do it

i dont want to even imagine the mess she'd make...

pmsl as I wrote that as I knew what your answer would be.......

still she could sing me twinkle twinkle little star while doing it... id be less mad at the mess that way

only if it's accompanied by the acoustic guitar......

See you madam, now you've got me singing it!!!! "

haha can imagine you chilling out in the sun, glass of buckfast slurring 'twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are, up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky, twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you areeee'

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