FabSwingers.com forum: Negative verifications 2

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Post a negative/damning praise verification for an imaginary meet.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Well, he is a man. I wouldn't go so far as to say real man, though. He has the facilities for making a decent cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had a face that sank a thousand ships.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

He thought he was a stud muffin but he was more like a nutty cupcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a single girl, she had a very big cock

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"He thought he was a stud muffin but he was more like a nutty cupcake

You promised you wouldn't tell anyone Babs ....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"He thought he was a stud muffin but he was more like a nutty cupcake

You promised you wouldn't tell anyone Babs ....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've had more enthusiastic sex with a damp dish rag. Not that I'm admitting to that...

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

There was more go in a bottle of Pepsi than this girl but she sure cooked me one mean breakfast....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

He said he gave oral for hours. It felt more like ten seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He thought he was god I didn’t

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"He thought he was god I didn’t

Ooh I've met some like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He thought he was god I didn’t

Ooh I've met some like that

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

He came, he left, but I didn’t see anything as he was too quick .... I think his name is Flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a single girl, she had a very big cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those boots were made for walking, and thats just what they did. Turned around in the Costa door....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"For a single girl, she had a very big cock

Damn I must hide that photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She turned up so late her fab picture was 10 years out of date, but once identified she was not too bad at sex.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"For a single girl, she had a very big cock

Couldn’t bowl a curveball. I hit six’s all day long

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

She turned up and didn’t look anything like she did on Fab. She had a head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a single girl, she had a very big cock

I laughed out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If beauty's skin deep, he must be inside out !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was so bad i faked my orgasm and left.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I soon realised it was a travel size deodorant in his photos..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Well, he's brilliant at Photoshop...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"If beauty's skin deep, he must be inside out !"

I preferred my pet rabbit unboiled (sobbing uncontrollably)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If beauty's skin deep, he must be inside out !

I preferred my pet rabbit unboiled (sobbing uncontrollably)"

Oh I dunno, gotta like a man that makes a good rabbit stew !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though I was meeting an artic monkeys song, but instead got a tribute band original

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By *ouple4camsCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk(ish)

At least her photos were accurate- she really did have a face like a giant smiley emoji.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

her perfume was the equivalent of the house wine at a suburban Indian restaurant in Ipswich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The coffee shop I picked for the meet was excellent.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Despite the profile picture resembling a Red Bull can there was absolutely no resemblance to the actual tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see why she only wanted to meet a VWE man..... I've pot holed in smaller caves than her fanny. I'm sure I could hear an echo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a single girl, she had a very big cock

Damn I must hide that photo

So you should, why spoil the surprise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met on a cruise ship. She was from the upper decks. I drew a picture of her like one of my French girls. We danced then fucked in an old car. Very steamy. Then things turned very icy. She said she’d never let me go. Haven’t seen her since. What a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We met on a cruise ship. She was from the upper decks. I drew a picture of her like one of my French girls. We danced then fucked in an old car. Very steamy. Then things turned very icy. She said she’d never let me go. Haven’t seen her since. What a bitch "
I like that 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"her perfume was the equivalent of the house wine at a suburban Indian restaurant in Ipswich."

Inspired ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont expect a sequel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was expecting a date not a prune!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Sadly he turned up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was expecting a date not a prune!"

An ignominious character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was expecting a date not a prune!

An ignominious character

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By *haverMan
over a year ago

bracknell

I got a better suck off henry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She claimed to be a 7 out of 10. I didn't realise she she meant fingers

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"I can see why she only wanted to meet a VWE man..... I've pot holed in smaller caves than her fanny. I'm sure I could hear an echo!

Iv just expelled coffee out my nose and all over the work pc laughing at that!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When people on Fab say they know what soap is... I didn't realise there were some who don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a better suck off henry

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That made me laugh

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Thought she might have stood in dog poo on the way to the restaurant, apparently she had run out of toilet paper at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His teeth were like stars. They came out at night.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I soon realised it was a travel size deodorant in his photos.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His teeth were like stars. They came out at night. "
lv this 1

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I soon realised it was a travel size deodorant in his photos..

I told her over our dinner date that she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She looked surprised.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"I soon realised it was a travel size deodorant in his photos..

I told her over our dinner date that she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She looked surprised."

Lmao

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"His teeth were like stars. They came out at night. lv this 1

We had a great date and things progressed well.

But as our lips met she closed her legs and smashed my glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the kind of dirty I was hoping for - I was gagging for all the wrong reasons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He promised I can go home if I leave this verification. Breathes through his ears, cock of a god, smells great *send help*, don't let this one pass you by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I soon realised it was a travel size deodorant in his photos..

I told her over our dinner date that she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She looked surprised."

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I soon realised it was a travel size deodorant in his photos..

I told her over our dinner date that she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She looked surprised.

Lmao"

She offered me sex by in exchange that I’d advertise some sort of kitchen cleaner for her (as if I'd cheapen myself) !!

Of course I said no because of my strong will power. Which is just as strong as "Astonish". The NEW super strong kitchen cleaner that's now available in scented lemon or vanilla

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

....”Sam used his ol’ ‘Secret Agent Watch’ chat up line which I pretended to fall for. I’d like the hipsters back and clean this time....”

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Thanks for a great time, I never knew I could run that fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She kissed the tip, then said....April fools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She walked in the room then the lights went out and back on again, as she walked past the bedside lamp.

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

He bought me a bottle of champagne for the hotel room. Unfortunately the cork was the only thing that went pop on our meet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can lick pussy for hours and was so considerate he didn't even wake me up when I'd nodded off

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

He resembled the profile pics, though this grandfather and grandson apparently share a profile, so check first which one is chatting, to ensure you get the better match for you. Mine was what fab is all about for many, sadly.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd mentioned I love wildlife though I was surprised that he ensured I had to see a beached whale this far from the coast.

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