FabSwingers.com forum: Cottage Cheese

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Seriously, what the hell is this vile, smegma like stuff?!

Fellow haters step forth and let us unite in disgust!

For lovers of it - step forth also so that we rowdy haters may hurl rotten vegetables at you whilst jeering in opprobrious unity

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over a year ago

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Curdled cheese?! Curdled cheese?!!!! It even sounds ghastly on paper for gawd’s sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent with honey, and good for overnight recovery

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's not too bad. With other things.

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

With the op. You eat this your a dirty c*nt, full stop .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the smell the horrid stuff is enough to make me want to vom!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m breaking out the big guns to hurl at lovers of this curdled atrocity now: Three month out of date eggs (which incidentally are likely STILL more appetising than the aforementioned cottage cheese)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope its

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Jesus man would you just wash it and stop picking the bits out

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

It’s the devils own work! It’s a no from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid it's a firm yes from me! I love it with peanut butter.

Sorry (not really)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid it's a firm yes from me! I love it with peanut butter.

Sorry (not really)

Peanut butter you say... interesting

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm afraid it's a firm yes from me! I love it with peanut butter.

Sorry (not really)

Chives and garlic on heavy German bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid it's a firm yes from me! I love it with peanut butter.

Sorry (not really)

Chives and garlic on heavy German bread. "

Yes! I'd definitely enjoy that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tastes ok but looks terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash your cock FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid it's a firm yes from me! I love it with peanut butter.

Sorry (not really)

Peanut butter you say... interesting

Maybe you have to try it, but if you like cottage cheese and you like peanut butter, what is there not to like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love cottage cheese, fantastic in a butty

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*Retching into a bucket* You lovers of this have no shame I say! The only conceivable thing possibly worse is dipping celery in it.....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"*Retching into a bucket* You lovers of this have no shame I say! The only conceivable thing possibly worse is dipping celery in it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m also a big fan I’m afraid, just a huge tub with salt and pepper. Yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m also a big fan I’m afraid, just a huge tub with salt and pepper. Yummy."

Oh yes!

I make quiche with cottage cheese too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some things that just shouldn't exist in the world...cottage cheese is one of them

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

Oh yes please with salad cream mmmm

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Yuck!! reminds me of the cows abscesses when we have to lance them

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By *ugbylad12392Man
over a year ago

leicester

"Yuck!! reminds me of the cows abscesses when we have to lance them

Regular occurrence for most of us haha

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Sorry, but I love it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Cottage cheese! Yes! Love it with salad and cold cuts. Also great with chives in

Did you know there is a pineapple version too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cottage cheese! Yes! Love it with salad and cold cuts. Also great with chives in

Did you know there is a pineapple version too

DC, I have literally just bought 2 tubs of pineapple cottage cheese

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Haters unite! - Quick!!!! We’re rapidly being overrun by the pro-cottage cheese movement on here!

Good God! - Can this really be happening?!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Haters unite! - Quick!!!! We’re rapidly being overrun by the pro-cottage cheese movement on here!

Good God! - Can this really be happening?!

You started it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Cottage cheese! Yes! Love it with salad and cold cuts. Also great with chives in

Did you know there is a pineapple version too

DC, I have literally just bought 2 tubs of pineapple cottage cheese

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Damn! I’m down to my last three throwing tomatoes here everyone! I fear that the cottage cheese lovers have been completely undeterred by all the rotten vegetables hurled their way. In fact, they have been more than content to dip said out of date food items into their beloved, curdled, culinary atrocity and eat it with nonchalant glee!

I propose an immediate strategic retreat fellow haters; this battle may be already lost!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Haters unite! - Quick!!!! We’re rapidly being overrun by the pro-cottage cheese movement on here!

Good God! - Can this really be happening?!

You started it

‘Tis truly a dark, dark day for purveyors of fine cuisine....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"I’m also a big fan I’m afraid, just a huge tub with salt and pepper. Yummy.

Oh yes!

I make quiche with cottage cheese too. "

same here I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely vile stuff

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate

We’re going to regroup and arm ourselves with our mightiest weapon of mass destruction......marmite

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate

We’re going to regroup and arm ourselves with our mightiest weapon of mass destruction......marmite

Love marmite!

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I quite like it but it needs o be flavoured with pineapple or alternatively a bit of salt and chives. High protein low fat, there's worse stuff out there to eat.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate

We’re going to regroup and arm ourselves with our mightiest weapon of mass destruction......marmite

Try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate

We’re going to regroup and arm ourselves with our mightiest weapon of mass destruction......marmite

I also love Marmite. Oooo!! Marmite and cottage cheese

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

I love it. Char hates it. Oddly enough she was just reading her Fet forums and commented that someone's username was "Cottage Cheese".

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Great Scott! Nothing phases them! Not even Marmite!

They’re far more resilient and their resolve far greater than I could have ever anticipated.

I’m looking in my fridge for some desperate last ditch ammunition but can only find a jar of gherkins with a best before date of 2017 which I was going to eat myself. Oh well....needs must I suppose.....

Fire!!!!!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Love cottage with pineapple in a sandwich with cucumber.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Seriously, what the hell is this vile, smegma like stuff?!

Fellow haters step forth and let us unite in disgust!

For lovers of it - step forth also so that we rowdy haters may hurl rotten vegetables at you whilst jeering in opprobrious unity

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