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"Oooh Ooh me! Bagsy being the bridesmaid that cops off with the best man "Damn it! | |||
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"Oooh Ooh me! Bagsy being the bridesmaid that cops off with the best man
Damn it! "I'm happy to share  | |||
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"Can i just shag the bridesmaids "I'm with him  | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "I'd be honoured to walk tou down the aisle xxx | |||
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"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi "Vicars up for it | |||
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"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi "I'll be up for that... while all the bridesmaids are having their hair done | |||
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"Can I be the d*unk auntie that goes home crying at 8pm?" No, you’re required to prob up the bar in to the wee hours | |||
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"I used to work for a jewellery company and still have contacts that can give you substantial discounts on shop prices. " Ideal!  | |||
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 I’m filling up here. Wish I hadn't blocked the guy who used to propose to me in a weekly basis now! I can rush in at the last minute with a football up my jumper and shout out ‘ what about our baby?’ Just for shits and giggles | |||
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"I would love to perform at your wedding. I will do a poem about Fab. Please? - Mrs " Perfect. My folks will be so proud | |||
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"Aw so romantic I’m filling up here. Wish I hadn't blocked the guy who used to propose to me in a weekly basis now! I can rush in at the last minute with a football up my jumper and shout out ‘ what about our baby?’ Just for shits and giggles "Eastenders style | |||
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"I could play sax at the reception for you x" My first song would be ' it should of been me" x | |||
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"I would love to perform at your wedding. I will do a poem about Fab. Please? - Mrs Perfect. My folks will be so proud "They really will. Especially if he is all cock pics and has no face. I can picture the vows now. “Do you, Boldy, take this penis ( from 12 angles) to be your something? “ | |||
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"I could play sax at the reception for you x My first song would be ' it should of been me" x" I think we should organise the musicians here. I volunteer to play the piano, Hannah can sing (very well) and we have a sax player. Who else is in? What music do you want? Maybe walk down the aisle to Dead Ringer for Love? | |||
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"Can I play the organ. " Ooh. Unusual wedding entertainment. A line of men playing with their organs. | |||
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"Can I play the organ. Ooh. Unusual wedding entertainment. A line of men playing with their organs. " I was thinking more the arrival of the Queen of Sheba, but I’m game | |||
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"I'm chief bridesmaid obvs. I'll throw a you an epic hen do complete with jelly willies, a 6ft+ chiselled stripper and cheese. At the wedding I'll discreetly pass you condoms and let you get first dibs on the sorts." Well, obviously you are!
The hen sounds epic
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "Well u sound positive “Assuming “ It’s on the internet Must be true love and y not just get married and I hope it all works out Vals (can’t spell sorry) have lost there meaning...... and it’s a shame but I don’t know your feelings but wish u well X | |||
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"Can I play the organ. " Who’s organ?  | |||
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"Can I play the organ. " Not mine, but I am sure some would be happy to be played
I want to be the page boy that gets under the brides dress during the vows, then I may shag a few bridesmaids as well | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "Can I just eat the wedding cake? | |||
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"Has the position of Druncle been taken yet? Or Catering? Lol" Can you bake? We need a wedding cake | |||
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"Can I play the organ. Who’s organ? "The big one the vicar normally keeps covered and only gets out for special occasions. | |||
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"Can I play the organ. Who’s organ?
The big one the vicar normally keeps covered and only gets out for special occasions. "You’re in luck, the vicar is fan straight | |||
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"Can I play the organ. Who’s organ?
The big one the vicar normally keeps covered and only gets out for special occasions.
You’re in luck, the vicar is fan straight "Happy days, should I bring my cake too. | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "I can definitely see the attraction as you are stunning but my stalker radar just got a ping!! | |||
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"I could play sax at the reception for you x" Hope it's safe sax | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
I can definitely see the attraction as you are stunning but my stalker radar just got a ping!!"Stalkers on Fab? Surely not!  | |||
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"I'll volunteer to be a doorman, can't have any timewasters and window licker in the ceremony - wanting to spoil things for us nice people. "Perfect, I shall make sure someone brings you free beverages all day. | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
I can definitely see the attraction as you are stunning but my stalker radar just got a ping!!
Stalkers on Fab? Surely not! "Must admit I've looked at your pics more than once | |||
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"I can do the cake. " Let’s talk cake, what are we having? | |||
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"I'll volunteer to be a doorman, can't have any timewasters and window licker in the ceremony - wanting to spoil things for us nice people.
Perfect, I shall make sure someone brings you free beverages all day. "You're a good girl. | |||
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"I can do the cake. Let’s talk cake, what are we having? " I do a mean Giant Jaffa Cake | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "Yep. You're a keeper | |||
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"Aw so romantic I’m filling up here. Wish I hadn't blocked the guy who used to propose to me in a weekly basis now! I can rush in at the last minute with a football up my jumper and shout out ‘ what about our baby?’ Just for shits and giggles "That made me laugh SJ! | |||
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"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi "Funnily enough, I was about to ask. | |||
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"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like?" Crysanthemums Crysanthmenums Chissantheums Crissants Chrisaunts 
Roses. | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "You do know I was thinking of us having a quiet wedding somewhere abroad don’t you. | |||
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"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like? Crysanthemums Crysanthmenums Chissantheums Crissants Chrisaunts
Roses. " | |||
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"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like? Crysanthemums Crysanthmenums Chissantheums Crissants Chrisaunts
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"Dc, I have you down to join Meli in the bridesmaid camp
You’ll both look stunning in neon yellow. | |||
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"I can bake a cake AND shag a bridesmaid "I can shag the bridesmaids WHILE making the cake | |||
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"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like? Crysanthemums Crysanthmenums Chissantheums Crissants Chrisaunts
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Dc, I have you down to join Meli in the bridesmaid camp
You’ll both look stunning in neon yellow. "Such a bitch. as long as my boobs are out I'll wear whatever you want me to. | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "I can get you chair cover and all your bows | |||
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"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like? Crysanthemums Crysanthmenums Chissantheums Crissants Chrisaunts
Roses.
Dc, I have you down to join Meli in the bridesmaid camp
You’ll both look stunning in neon yellow.
Such a bitch. as long as my boobs are out I'll wear whatever you want me to. "I'll second that. Stand next to me. I'll look after you. | |||
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"Just to clarify you did say YES "A genuine offer like that, of course | |||
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"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like? Crysanthemums Crysanthmenums Chissantheums Crissants Chrisaunts
Roses.
Dc, I have you down to join Meli in the bridesmaid camp
You’ll both look stunning in neon yellow.
Such a bitch. as long as my boobs are out I'll wear whatever you want me to. "Well you’re both blessed in the chest department so I’ll have cut out boob pieces! Stunner alert | |||
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"I’m a brilliant Maid of Honour. Squeeze me in please "Of course, neon yellow meringue style dresses | |||
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"I’m a brilliant Maid of Honour. Squeeze me in please
Of course, neon yellow meringue style dresses "Noooo yellow is for sunflowers, the sun and buttercups. That’s it. I like a meringue dress though
I was once a yellow meringue bridesmaid but it was in the 80s | |||
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"Can i be a bridesmaid please ?? I often get propositions - to pop into men's lorry cabs , not quite flowers bells and pretty things xx " Of course, but you gotta wear neon yellow | |||
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"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi "Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony? | |||
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My hubby will give you away
It is a free bar & buffet right?? | |||
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"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi
Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony? "I am planning on shagging the bride during the ceremony | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "I'll be bridesmaid, so long as I'm free on the day.xxx | |||
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"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi
Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony?
I am planning on shagging the bride during the ceremony "Back of the line. I get first go Claire | |||
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"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi
Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony?
I am planning on shagging the bride during the ceremony
Back of the line.
I get first go
Claire "Sorry, thought you were in charge of desheveling half way down the aisle. | |||
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"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi
Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony?
I am planning on shagging the bride during the ceremony
Back of the line.
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Claire
Sorry, thought you were in charge of desheveling half way down the aisle." | |||
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"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi
Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony?
I am planning on shagging the bride during the ceremony
Back of the line.
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Claire "Crack that whip, Claire | |||
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"Oh forget my fella, he would be the resident pervert. He'd shag any thing that moves. Until he got his beer goggles on, and would then shag great Aubtie Vera, bent over her walking frame. Poor thing was only picking up a tissue she dropped. "  | |||
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"I’ll do your flowers Boldy .... what would you like? Crysanthemums Crysanthmenums Chissantheums Crissants Chrisaunts
Roses.
Dc, I have you down to join Meli in the bridesmaid camp
You’ll both look stunning in neon yellow. "Sunflowers are the best | |||
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"I’m a brilliant Maid of Honour. Squeeze me in please
Of course, neon yellow meringue style dresses
Noooo yellow is for sunflowers, the sun and buttercups. That’s it. I like a meringue dress though
I was once a yellow meringue bridesmaid but it was in the 80s "Me too! | |||
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"The bride is up for some secret shagging, fyi
Can I shag the bride in the hotel after the ceremony?
I am planning on shagging the bride during the ceremony
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"Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up. "Smooth | |||
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"Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up.
Smooth "(Shhhh. they may not realise I'm not actually making the dresses) | |||
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"Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up.
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(Shhhh. they may not realise I'm not actually making the dresses)"We’re not that daft | |||
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"Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up.
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(Shhhh. they may not realise I'm not actually making the dresses)"Sorry to piss on your parade, but my bridal party are as intelligent as they are beautiful! | |||
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Sorry to piss on your parade, but my bridal party are as intelligent as they are beautiful! "I that case - seeing how beautiful they are - I'll get back to being the doorman. | |||
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Sorry to piss on your parade, but my bridal party are as intelligent as they are beautiful! " This proposal is making you soppy. | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "Can I take you up the aisle? | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "Anybody would think it was your first on here !!! X | |||
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"I'll DJ if ya like. I love a good wedding... " Usher would be a good choice for the playlist
Speaking of which, can I look after the ushers top hats? | |||
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"Can all the bridesmaid please message my to arrange a suitable time to measure you up.
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Sorry to piss on your parade, but my bridal party are as intelligent as they are beautiful!
This proposal is making you soppy. "I know, feel free to spank me. | |||
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"Are you absolutely confident he’ll turn up ?" It’s Fab, of course he’ll turn up. It’s the internet, isn’t everyone honest on here? | |||
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"I'll DJ if ya like. I love a good wedding... Usher would be a good choice for the playlist
Speaking of which, can I look after the ushers top hats? "Go nuts! | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
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"Firstly congratulations Boldy, missed this all today.... do you need a photographer for the occasion " Thanks, Spurs. It’s been an emotional rollercoaster tbh. That would be fantastic, thanks. I assume you’ll join us on the hen? | |||
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"Congratulations and may I be the one that comes to hold your dress up when you need the loo" | |||
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"I’ll help with the annulment the next day?"
Give me a week at least! | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
Can I take you up the aisle?
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
Can I take you up the aisle?
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It'll be a pleasure. "I can drive you both if you like. I have a minibus | |||
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i believe its the best mans job to also test the bride before the wedding night | |||
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"Firstly congratulations Boldy, missed this all today.... do you need a photographer for the occasion Thanks, Spurs. It’s been an emotional rollercoaster tbh. That would be fantastic, thanks. I assume you’ll join us on the hen?" Of course I would love to, have to capture the occasion, although those photos we won’t add to the wedding album | |||
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"I'll be the divorce lawyer " Cynic | |||
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"We doing reception entertainment? Who wants to eat cake off me? " Aww Bunny inspired you! | |||
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"We doing reception entertainment? Who wants to eat cake off me? " ????? as the best man thats my job | |||
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"I'll be the divorce lawyer " Perfect! (And might I say your new profile....  x) | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "I hate to break the news my sweet but even I get marriage proposals.. about once a week.. | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
I hate to break the news my sweet but even I get marriage proposals.. about once a week.. "This is my first (on fab) | |||
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"We doing reception entertainment? Who wants to eat cake off me? " Someone say cake? | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "P.s did you accept ??? | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
I hate to break the news my sweet but even I get marriage proposals.. about once a week..
This is my first (on fab) "Many congratulations then gorgeous | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "I told you to keep that quite! Mouth!!! | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
I hate to break the news my sweet but even I get marriage proposals.. about once a week..
This is my first (on fab) "you'll obviously need to arrive in a nice car!! We might just have to stop on the way to the church for some "photos"!! | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "Do you need a wedding dress and veil? Have a few here that were bought for photo shoots- different sizes and styles- obviously white Viv xx | |||
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"Boldy I wanna be a bridesmaid please. "Absolutely, plus you have experience in organising events so the ladies will be delighted to have you on hen planning duties | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about | |||
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"I can bake a cake AND shag a bridesmaid "Caaaaakkkkkke! | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about "You’re only saying that because you’re jealous, haha xx | |||
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"Aw so romantic I’m filling up here. Wish I hadn't blocked the guy who used to propose to me in a weekly basis now! I can rush in at the last minute with a football up my jumper and shout out ‘ what about our baby?’ Just for shits and giggles
Eastenders style "Up the, duff duff, duff duff duff. | |||
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"Aw so romantic I’m filling up here. Wish I hadn't blocked the guy who used to propose to me in a weekly basis now! I can rush in at the last minute with a football up my jumper and shout out ‘ what about our baby?’ Just for shits and giggles
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Up the, duff duff, duff duff duff."Class, love it! | |||
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Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about
You’re only saying that because you’re jealous, haha xx "You’ve got me - she turned my proposal down last week | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about
You’re only saying that because you’re jealous, haha xx
You’ve got me - she turned my proposal down last week "You poor love! See if you can get an invite to the wedding, plenty of gorgeous ladies attending, the true love you’re festive to meet could be there (sorry, caught up in the romance of it all). Viv xx | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about
You’re only saying that because you’re jealous, haha xx
You’ve got me - she turned my proposal down last week
You poor love! See if you can get an invite to the wedding, plenty of gorgeous ladies attending, the true love you’re festive to meet could be there (sorry, caught up in the romance of it all). Viv xx"Excellent advice, thanks Viv. But being mid 30’s I’ve been to so many bloody wedding the last few years I think I’d have to decline any invite. Currently in the midst of writing a best man speech for my brothers | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail. "Can I be the entertainment at your hen do | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about
You’re only saying that because you’re jealous, haha xx
You’ve got me - she turned my proposal down last week
You poor love! See if you can get an invite to the wedding, plenty of gorgeous ladies attending, the true love you’re festive to meet could be there (sorry, caught up in the romance of it all). Viv xx
Excellent advice, thanks Viv. But being mid 30’s I’ve been to so many bloody wedding the last few years I think I’d have to decline any invite. Currently in the midst of writing a best man speech for my brothers "Tbh I give crap advice, so best to ignore me anyway- haha, even get what I intend to say wrong- it’s destined not “festive” x Good luck with the speech xx | |||
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"Are you keeping count of how many bridesmaids you're having. You'll née St Paul's at this rate. "Fuck it, go big or go home | |||
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"Aw so romantic I’m filling up here. Wish I hadn't blocked the guy who used to propose to me in a weekly basis now! I can rush in at the last minute with a football up my jumper and shout out ‘ what about our baby?’ Just for shits and giggles
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"Are you keeping count of how many bridesmaids you're having. You'll née St Paul's at this rate.
Fuck it, go big or go home "I'll have a chat with 'the bish'. He's a friend of the family. | |||
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"Who wants bridesmaid/flower girl/pageboy duties? I’m assuming the proposal is legit, it’s on the internet and included in a first mail.
Congrats. But receiving a marriage proposal on fab would not be something I’d be jealous about
You’re only saying that because you’re jealous, haha xx
You’ve got me - she turned my proposal down last week
You poor love! See if you can get an invite to the wedding, plenty of gorgeous ladies attending, the true love you’re festive to meet could be there (sorry, caught up in the romance of it all). Viv xx
Excellent advice, thanks Viv. But being mid 30’s I’ve been to so many bloody wedding the last few years I think I’d have to decline any invite. Currently in the midst of writing a best man speech for my brothers
Tbh I give crap advice, so best to ignore me anyway- haha, even get what I intend to say wrong- it’s destined not “festive” x Good luck with the speech xx"Choosing to read your message (and advice) as sack the wedding off and go to a festival, wanna come?? X | |||
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"Omg a funny thread yeah.... if i come im only going to watch!!!!" Enjoy the carnage | |||
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"Are you keeping count of how many bridesmaids you're having. You'll née St Paul's at this rate.
Fuck it, go big or go home
I'll have a chat with 'the bish'. He's a friend of the family. "That’s kind of you. You’ve just earned yourself the duty of alter boy! | |||
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"I'm the only bridesmaid, as all of my received fab proposals haven't worked out. All the fellas promising shags to the bridesmaids need to ensure these sympathy shags are top notch. " I was really a bridesmaid recently at a wedding - see my 2nd September picture - but I think all the men that want to shag all the bridesmaids might think differently lol, I'll just have the best man xxx | |||
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