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 Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. And not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface | |||
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"Jammie spammie " I'm doing this, listening to my tranny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations right up yer bum. Firstface | |||
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"Hotel room alone so would be like ely to chat" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, R. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread©™. Smileyface | |||
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"Sweet cheeks, good evening x " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. I trust you had a good night out in Manchester last week? x | |||
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"Fingers crossed not like last night, so won't be doing the late night thing tonight! Erm, but that I mean on forum, would prefer to be doing the "late night thing" but hey ho "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, AMan. Don't do that late night thing. Do this late night thing. Smileyface | |||
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"Jammie spammie I'm doing this, listening to my tranny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations right up yer bum. Firstface" Cheers cocka, I can go snoozing soundly now. | |||
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"Sweet cheeks, good evening x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. I trust you had a good night out in Manchester last week? x" It was lovely thank you x | |||
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"Feeling rather discombobulated this evening and not sure why. I did see pots of scrambled egg and bacon for sale in co op today, that was unnerving to say the least Another gin needed. Hope you are well Jim." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Missa. Just so long as you're not drinking a pot of gin. Smileyface | |||
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"Alreeeeeet Jim, you're getting too early for me "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm not early. I can't remember the last time I started at ten. Lateface | |||
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"Jammie spammie I'm doing this, listening to my tranny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations right up yer bum. Firstface Cheers cocka, I can go snoozing soundly now. " I'm guessing you've had a busy day. | |||
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 staying off that evil gin.. so perving sober.. | |||
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"Sweet cheeks, good evening x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. I trust you had a good night out in Manchester last week? x It was lovely thank you x " Good. If you're ever in town and fancy a coffee and a chat, PM me. There's a place I'd like to try. Apparently they do good cake as well. x | |||
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"Evening Jim staying off that evil gin.. so perving sober.."Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffron. Do what I do, stick to beer. Smileyface | |||
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"Sweet cheeks, good evening x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. I trust you had a good night out in Manchester last week? x It was lovely thank you x Good. If you're ever in town and fancy a coffee and a chat, PM me. There's a place I'd like to try. Apparently they do good cake as well. x" You're on x | |||
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"Alreeeeeet Jim, you're getting too early for me
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm not early. I can't remember the last time I started at ten. Lateface"Well I got back from Hull early enough to watch Derby beat Birmingham this afternoon, especially after a couple of our players' midweek misdemeanours which ruled our captain out for the rest of the season  | |||
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"Alreeeeeet Jim, you're getting too early for me
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm not early. I can't remember the last time I started at ten. Lateface
Well I got back from Hull early enough to watch Derby beat Birmingham this afternoon, especially after a couple of our players' midweek misdemeanours which ruled our captain out for the rest of the season "You've been on your travels again. Derby needed that win, it's not been a great start to the season. | |||
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"Oh I'm late..." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite.  I forgive you. | |||
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"Hey Jim, Fuelling the fire, savouring the choc and the wine. Only her missing." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Podrick. Nice to read you. You've got us to keep you company. Smileyface | |||
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you."Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what. | |||
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you.
Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what."Fantastic.  are you pleased with you know what? | |||
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"You've been on your travels again. Derby needed that win, it's not been a great start to the season." Yeah, it was just a family visit, not seen ma cousins for nearly 2 years | |||
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you.
Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.
Fantastic. are you pleased with you know what?"Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all. | |||
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"You've been on your travels again. Derby needed that win, it's not been a great start to the season. Yeah, it was just a family visit, not seen ma cousins for nearly 2 years "Oh yes, I'd forgotten you have family in Hull. | |||
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you.
Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.
Fantastic. are you pleased with you know what?
Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all. "That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you. | |||
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"You've been on your travels again. Derby needed that win, it's not been a great start to the season. Yeah, it was just a family visit, not seen ma cousins for nearly 2 years
Oh yes, I'd forgotten you have family in Hull."It's trying to avoid Toshn that's the hard part  | |||
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you.
Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.
Fantastic. are you pleased with you know what?
Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.
That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you."Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you. | |||
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"Oh hello..." Honey, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I was thinking to myself last night, it's been ages since I said hello to you. | |||
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you.
Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.
Fantastic. are you pleased with you know what?
Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.
That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.
Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube | |||
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you.
Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.
Fantastic. are you pleased with you know what?
Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.
That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.
Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.
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Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you.
Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.
Fantastic. are you pleased with you know what?
Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.
That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.
Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.
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Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today . Have I just said that..."Yes you did..and we all understand, having been there ourselves | |||
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"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces | |||
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"Evening Jim..I must admit to a smidge of perving "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, James. You bloody pervert. | |||
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"Evening Jim..I must admit to a smidge of perving
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, James. You bloody pervert."Have we met?? | |||
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"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces", Haha . Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks | |||
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you.
Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.
Fantastic. are you pleased with you know what?
Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.
That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.
Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.
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Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today . Have I just said that..."I need to experience you as an 18 year old boy. | |||
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"Evening Jim..I must admit to a smidge of perving
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, James. You bloody pervert.
Have we met??"I think we just have a James connection. | |||
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you.
Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.
Fantastic. are you pleased with you know what?
Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.
That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.
Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.
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Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube
Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today . Have I just said that...
I need to experience you as an 18 year old boy. "I wish I had the stamina of one | |||
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"Out on the town, just checking in" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. I hope you're painting that town red. Have fun. Smileyface https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx06XNfDvk0 Petula Clark Downtown. original version - YouTube | |||
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"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,
Haha . Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks "On top of the conifers, that's outrageous cat behaviour. But, she must be getting lighter in weight to do that. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,
Haha . Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks
On top of the conifers, that's outrageous cat behaviour. But, she must be getting lighter in weight to do that."Well she did fall through a couple of times | |||
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you.
Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.
Fantastic. are you pleased with you know what?
Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.
That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.
Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube
Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today . Have I just said that...
I need to experience you as an 18 year old boy.
I wish I had the stamina of one "So do I! I've had an idea, to add to our randyness. Well, I think it's randy. You might think differently. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,
Haha . Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks
On top of the conifers, that's outrageous cat behaviour. But, she must be getting lighter in weight to do that.
Well she did fall through a couple of times
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you.
Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.
Fantastic. are you pleased with you know what?
Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.
That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.
Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube
Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today . Have I just said that...
I need to experience you as an 18 year old boy.
I wish I had the stamina of one
So do I! I've had an idea, to add to our randyness. Well, I think it's randy. You might think differently."Spill... | |||
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"Oh I'm late... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. I forgive you.
Thankyou,I entertained myself this morning with you know what.
Fantastic. are you pleased with you know what?
Oh God yeah. Started the day off with that and finished the day with wine and chocolate,not a bad day in all.
That's what I wanted to read. Wine and chocolate, get you.
Well it is Saturday night you have to push the boat out don't you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Video) - YouTube
Don't talk about pushing it I've been randy as an 18 year old boy today . Have I just said that...
I need to experience you as an 18 year old boy.
I wish I had the stamina of one
So do I! I've had an idea, to add to our randyness. Well, I think it's randy. You might think differently.
Spill..."To be discussed in private. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,
Haha . Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks
On top of the conifers, that's outrageous cat behaviour. But, she must be getting lighter in weight to do that.
Well she did fall through a couple of times
Oh.", I know, she bounced off one of the flower pots, but she seems ok..we're having a snuggle in bed and the blanket is on, so we're nice an cosy | |||
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"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,
Haha . Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks
On top of the conifers, that's outrageous cat behaviour. But, she must be getting lighter in weight to do that.
Well she did fall through a couple of times
Oh.,
I know, she bounced off one of the flower pots, but she seems ok..we're having a snuggle in bed and the blanket is on, so we're nice an cosy "I'm glad she's well. I saw on Facebook this week, places to get electric blankets checked. Made me think of you. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and any nice people in here
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, any nice people in here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces,
Haha . Miss Molly has been on top of the conifers after baby wrens, so Im cross with her tonight and she's confined to barracks
On top of the conifers, that's outrageous cat behaviour. But, she must be getting lighter in weight to do that.
Well she did fall through a couple of times
Oh.,
I know, she bounced off one of the flower pots, but she seems ok..we're having a snuggle in bed and the blanket is on, so we're nice an cosy
I'm glad she's well. I saw on Facebook this week, places to get electric blankets checked. Made me think of you."Aah, bless you Yes I've got a nice new one for the winter season | |||
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"Watching Jonathon Ross on +1, Mel B looks stunning "She is Ace | |||
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"Watching Jonathon Ross on +1, Mel B looks stunning "She has great legs. | |||
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wands are definitely for men as well as women
In other news.... I have a whole day to myself tomorrow with no plans... Bliss | |||
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"Am I welcome back? "With that cleavage, yes you are | |||
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"Am I welcome back? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mz. Of course you're welcome back. How nice to see you. | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. "I know. | |||
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"Am I welcome back?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mz. Of course you're welcome back. How nice to see you."Nice to be back ... can’t say I didn’t miss ya  | |||
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"Just in from a sober night out. Randomly bought myself a wand yesterday, switched it on tonight and I've just learnt i can now cum without my hands touching my cock wands are definitely for men as well as women
In other news.... I have a whole day to myself tomorrow with no plans... Bliss "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Darter. Oh oh oh, it's magic. Apparently sober nights out are becoming more popular with the young-uns. | |||
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"Am I welcome back?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mz. Of course you're welcome back. How nice to see you.
Nice to be back ... can’t say I didn’t miss ya "Oh you. How have you been? How's life treating you? | |||
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"Am I welcome back?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mz. Of course you're welcome back. How nice to see you.
Nice to be back ... can’t say I didn’t miss ya
Oh you. How have you been? How's life treating you?"Life is good ... a little too routine for my liking .. I need you to excite me | |||
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"Am I welcome back?
With that cleavage, yes you are " | |||
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"Am I welcome back?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mz. Of course you're welcome back. How nice to see you.
Nice to be back ... can’t say I didn’t miss ya
Oh you. How have you been? How's life treating you?
Life is good ... a little too routine for my liking .. I need you to excite me "Obviously this is the thing to do. *Helicopters* | |||
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"Watching Jonathon Ross on +1, Mel B looks stunning
She has great legs."She's doing Celebrity Juice now with Holly  | |||
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"Watching Jonathon Ross on +1, Mel B looks stunning
She has great legs.
She's doing Celebrity Juice now with Holly "The B stand for busy. | |||
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"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. How are you feeling today? | |||
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"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers. " Good evening Lorna, hope you're keeping well x | |||
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"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. How are you feeling today?" I'm a bit better ta, snuggled up in my duvet. | |||
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"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers. Good evening Lorna, hope you're keeping well x "I am thanks Ace, hope the same can be said of you. X | |||
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"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. How are you feeling today? I'm a bit better ta, snuggled up in my duvet. " That's good news. | |||
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"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers. Good evening Lorna, hope you're keeping well x
I am thanks Ace, hope the same can be said of you. X"I've been to Hull for a couple of days, just got back in time to watch Derby beat Birmingham this afternoon, then just been posting utter bollox on here | |||
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"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers. Good evening Lorna, hope you're keeping well x
I am thanks Ace, hope the same can be said of you. X
I've been to Hull for a couple of days, just got back in time to watch Derby beat Birmingham this afternoon, then just been posting utter bollox on here "Sounds like a good weekend. X | |||
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"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. How are you feeling today? I'm a bit better ta, snuggled up in my duvet. That's good news." Yep | |||
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"Evening Jimmer and my fellow fabbers. Good evening Lorna, hope you're keeping well x
I am thanks Ace, hope the same can be said of you. X
I've been to Hull for a couple of days, just got back in time to watch Derby beat Birmingham this afternoon, then just been posting utter bollox on here
Sounds like a good weekend. X"It was a brilliant couple of days
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"Howdy ya'll " Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee "He might have fallen down the loo! | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee
He might have fallen down the loo! "well im not going in there to look for him | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee
He might have fallen down the loo! well im not going in there to look for him "But he might need rescuing! | |||
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"Evening I've just got back to my hotel from the Darlington social Oh excellent, hope you had a good evening. 2 socials in 2 two weeks, your hardcore! I'm still recovering from last weekend. "I'm all tucked up in bed, tired now x | |||
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"Evening I've just got back to my hotel from the Darlington social Oh excellent, hope you had a good evening. 2 socials in 2 two weeks, your hardcore! I'm still recovering from last weekend.
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"Howdy ya'll Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee
He might have fallen down the loo! well im not going in there to look for him
But he might need rescuing! "ask ace if he has a ladder | |||
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He might have fallen down the loo! well im not going in there to look for him
But he might need rescuing! ask ace if he has a ladder"Ace can you rescue Jim please! | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee
He might have fallen down the loo! well im not going in there to look for him
But he might need rescuing! ask ace if he has a ladder
Ace can you rescue Jim please! "I once had a rescue dog back in the 80's if that's any good | |||
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"Wide awake!!!! About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired. Screw you body clock. I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake! " Do you think if I put the sofa in the bedroom it might work? Because whenever I’m on the sofa I fall asleep.... not in my bed though. It’s messed up. Lol | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee
He might have fallen down the loo! well im not going in there to look for him
But he might need rescuing! ask ace if he has a ladder
Ace can you rescue Jim please!
I once had a rescue dog back in the 80's if that's any good "Same skill required. | |||
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"Wide awake!!!! About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired. Screw you body clock. I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake! Do you think if I put the sofa in the bedroom it might work? Because whenever I’m on the sofa I fall asleep.... not in my bed though. It’s messed up. Lol " That's a genius plan! | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee
He might have fallen down the loo! well im not going in there to look for him
But he might need rescuing! ask ace if he has a ladder
Ace can you rescue Jim please!
I once had a rescue dog back in the 80's if that's any good
Same skill required. "poor dog | |||
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"Wide awake!!!! About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired. Screw you body clock. I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake! Do you think if I put the sofa in the bedroom it might work? Because whenever I’m on the sofa I fall asleep.... not in my bed though. It’s messed up. Lol That's a genius plan! "I devise all my cunning genius plans at 3am ha ha. I’m an insomniac horny genius. | |||
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"Wide awake!!!! About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired. Screw you body clock. I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake! Do you think if I put the sofa in the bedroom it might work? Because whenever I’m on the sofa I fall asleep.... not in my bed though. It’s messed up. Lol That's a genius plan!
I devise all my cunning genius plans at 3am ha ha.
I’m an insomniac horny genius. "i call them vampire ideas they can't stand the light of day | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee
He might have fallen down the loo! well im not going in there to look for him
But he might need rescuing! ask ace if he has a ladder
Ace can you rescue Jim please!
I once had a rescue dog back in the 80's if that's any good
Same skill required.
poor dog"Yeah, he didn't have to lick Jim's balls | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Evening Bill, I think Jim's gone for a very long sit down wee
He might have fallen down the loo! well im not going in there to look for him
But he might need rescuing! ask ace if he has a ladder
Ace can you rescue Jim please!
I once had a rescue dog back in the 80's if that's any good
Same skill required.
poor dog
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"Wide awake!!!! About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired. Screw you body clock. I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake! Do you think if I put the sofa in the bedroom it might work? Because whenever I’m on the sofa I fall asleep.... not in my bed though. It’s messed up. Lol That's a genius plan!
I devise all my cunning genius plans at 3am ha ha.
I’m an insomniac horny genius. "That's when I do my best thinking. | |||
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"Wide awake!!!! About 8pm I was falling asleep on the sofa. Come to bed and boom, not tired. Screw you body clock. I feel asleep for an hour on the sofa about 10 so now I'm wide awake! Do you think if I put the sofa in the bedroom it might work? Because whenever I’m on the sofa I fall asleep.... not in my bed though. It’s messed up. Lol That's a genius plan!
I devise all my cunning genius plans at 3am ha ha.
I’m an insomniac horny genius.
That's when I do my best thinking. "Thinking isn’t the only thing I do best at that time of night. Ha ha | |||
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"Evening all.... or is it good morning? "It's only morning once you have been to bed. | |||
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"That's when I do my best thinking.
God help us all then! "You sound like Ash! | |||
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"Evening all.... or is it good morning?
It's only morning once you have been to bed. "I’ll have to remember that | |||
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"Evening all.... or is it good morning?
It's only morning once you have been to bed. "100% this. Annoys me when it’s 2am and people start saying “today”. It’s tomorrow mofo’s. I haven’t slept yet. | |||
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"Evening all.... or is it good morning?
It's only morning once you have been to bed.
I’ll have to remember that "You really should. So anyway good evening to you. | |||
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"Evening all.... or is it good morning?
It's only morning once you have been to bed.
100% this.
Annoys me when it’s 2am and people start saying “today”. It’s tomorrow mofo’s. I haven’t slept yet. "I totally agree. | |||
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"Evening/morning!! Just got in from a fab party xx" Have you been to sleep yet? X | |||
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"Evening/morning!! Just got in from a fab party xx" We have established its evening.
I miss going to party's
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"Evening all.... or is it good morning?
It's only morning once you have been to bed.
100% this.
Annoys me when it’s 2am and people start saying “today”. It’s tomorrow mofo’s. I haven’t slept yet.
I totally agree. "Sorry, I'm awake now, due to work, so it's today! But in hotel operations, in Auditing terms, some hotels day changeover is at Midday! In hotel Reservations, generally the arrival date technically starts at 3pm. | |||
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"Evening all.... or is it good morning?
It's only morning once you have been to bed.
I’ll have to remember that
You really should. So anyway good evening to you. "Evening to you too | |||
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"Evening all.... or is it good morning?
It's only morning once you have been to bed.
I’ll have to remember that
You really should. So anyway good evening to you.
Evening to you too "
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"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Eeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg Jim Bob Lad!! I'm slightly inebriated my friend, just got in from my mates local Stag Do!!! Good night....but duck me I feel old....everyone out was like 14!!!
The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!! "Your auto carrot is working marvellously | |||
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The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!!
Your auto carrot is working marvellously "my autocarrot seems to be not wanting me to ducking swear.... | |||
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The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!!
Your auto carrot is working marvellously "That made me laugh more than it should have. Ha ha | |||
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The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!!
Your auto carrot is working marvellously "Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!  | |||
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"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Eeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg Jim Bob Lad!! I'm slightly inebriated my friend, just got in from my mates local Stag Do!!! Good night....but duck me I feel old....everyone out was like 14!!!
The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!!
Your auto carrot is working marvellously
Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates! "Same here, quiet night in | |||
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"That's when I do my best thinking.
God help us all then!
You sound like Ash! "He knows you too well | |||
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"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Eeeeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg Jim Bob Lad!! I'm slightly inebriated my friend, just got in from my mates local Stag Do!!! Good night....but duck me I feel old....everyone out was like 14!!!
The bloody Vale annoyed me today too Jim, threw away a win in the 93rd minute!!!
Your auto carrot is working marvellously
Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!
Same here, quiet night in "Glad I'm not the only one. | |||
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" Your auto carrot is working marvellously
Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!
Same here, quiet night in
Glad I'm not the only one. "I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!! | |||
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" Your auto carrot is working marvellously
Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!
Same here, quiet night in
Glad I'm not the only one.
I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!! "Well using auto carrot it’s sounds like you had a fab night, although unplanned | |||
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" Your auto carrot is working marvellously
Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!
Same here, quiet night in
Glad I'm not the only one.
I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!!
Well using auto carrot it’s sounds like you had a fab night, although unplanned " | |||
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" Your auto carrot is working marvellously
Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!
Same here, quiet night in
Glad I'm not the only one.
I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!!
Well using auto carrot it’s sounds like you had a fab night, although unplanned "If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home. | |||
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" Your auto carrot is working marvellously
Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!
Same here, quiet night in
Glad I'm not the only one.
I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!!
Well using auto carrot it’s sounds like you had a fab night, although unplanned
If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home. "Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it | |||
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Liar liar your pants are om fire "Nope I'm an | |||
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" Your auto carrot is working marvellously
Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!
Same here, quiet night in
Glad I'm not the only one.
I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!!
Well using auto carrot it’s sounds like you had a fab night, although unplanned
If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home. "poofffftttttt my autocarrot is far better than most still.....but my tongue is still as sharp as ever......DROPS THE MIKE..... | |||
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" Your auto carrot is working marvellously
Everyone has been out having fun! Iv been Billie no mates!
Same here, quiet night in
Glad I'm not the only one.
I was in for a quite evening in all alone.....instant supposed to be out...no got dragged out last minute as it was only a friend of a friend so th speak!!!
Well using auto carrot it’s sounds like you had a fab night, although unplanned
If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home.
Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it "Ahhh yes but you’ve had lots of practice. And you have the added bonus of muscle memory. Ha ha | |||
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home.... "Stir the muscles Jizzy | |||
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Liar liar your pants are on fire "We only pretend to love you on here really x | |||
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"Good morning Jim x" Jim isn't here, he fell down the loo. | |||
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
I haven't done that in ages.
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
I haven't done that in ages.
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I always have cake. "Did someone say cake? | |||
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
I haven't done that in ages.
I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....
I always have cake.
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
I haven't done that in ages.
I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....
I always have cake. "YAAAYYYYYYYYYY......I'm getting my dress on.......I such an easy target really.....I need to sort out my life!!! Hahaha | |||
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
I haven't done that in ages.
I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....
I always have cake.
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I did. "What can I give you for some cake? X | |||
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
Stir the muscles Jizzy
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
I haven't done that in ages.
I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....
I always have cake.
Did someone say cake?
I did.
What can I give you for some cake? X"I would love a Pepsi max cherry. | |||
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
I haven't done that in ages.
I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....
I always have cake.
Did someone say cake?
I did.
What can I give you for some cake? X
I would love a Pepsi max cherry. "Ohhhh you’re playing a tough game. Cherry Pepsi Max for cake? Hmmmmmm that’s hard. | |||
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
I haven't done that in ages.
I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....
I always have cake.
Did someone say cake?
I did.
What can I give you for some cake? X"hey.....buzz off meandu....don't make me bitch also you....I'm already sorting a trade off for the cake.involving me dinning muy finest dress!!! | |||
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
I haven't done that in ages.
I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....
I always have cake.
Did someone say cake?
I did.
What can I give you for some cake? X
I would love a Pepsi max cherry.
Ohhhh you’re playing a tough game. Cherry Pepsi Max for cake? Hmmmmmm that’s hard. "I'm not going to give my cake to just anyone. | |||
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
I haven't done that in ages.
I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....
I always have cake.
Did someone say cake?
I did.
What can I give you for some cake? X
I would love a Pepsi max cherry.
Ohhhh you’re playing a tough game. Cherry Pepsi Max for cake? Hmmmmmm that’s hard.
I'm not going to give my cake to just anyone. "Ok how about a cherry Pepsi Max for cake served topless? X | |||
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managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
I haven't done that in ages.
I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....
I always have cake.
Did someone say cake?
I did.
What can I give you for some cake? X
I would love a Pepsi max cherry.
Ohhhh you’re playing a tough game. Cherry Pepsi Max for cake? Hmmmmmm that’s hard.
I'm not going to give my cake to just anyone.
Ok how about a cherry Pepsi Max for cake served topless? X"Humm Well now that I have two people wanting my cake I may have to up the stakes! | |||
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" If his fingers are that clumsy it’s provably best he didn’t take a girl home. Well mine have been a lot worse and I still managed it
managed what Spurs.....to take a girl home....
I haven't done that in ages.
I can put a dress on.....but you can only take me home if you have cake....
I always have cake.
Did someone say cake?
I did.
What can I give you for some cake? X
I would love a Pepsi max cherry.
Ohhhh you’re playing a tough game. Cherry Pepsi Max for cake? Hmmmmmm that’s hard.
I'm not going to give my cake to just anyone.
Ok how about a cherry Pepsi Max for cake served topless? X
Humm Well now that I have two people wanting my cake I may have to up the stakes! "Damn it. Ok, name your price. X | |||
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" I'm not going to give my cake to just anyone.
Ok how about a cherry Pepsi Max for cake served topless? X
Humm Well now that I have two people wanting my cake I may have to up the stakes! "......First come first served Lorna.....I can swap my dress for just an apron...... | |||
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"Good morning Jim x Jim isn't here, he fell down the loo.
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