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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it fair to wake someone from a nap if you do it in a nice way?

How would you like to be woken?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Depends who is doing the waking

If it’s a man, then slide on in behind, snuggle up, kiss my neck and stroke my back, that will definitely wake me up in a nice way

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Prod them hard.

If it’s me, let me sleep!!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Yes depends on who is waking you but a warm sensual kiss on the lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being woken up with a really gentle groin stirring kiss

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Verdi’s Dies Irae from his Requiem blasted in my ears at full decibels.

I’ll instantly wake bolt upright fully believing that the end times and Tribulations have commenced in earnest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly made strong tea and a snack.. being kept away from hands reach so i actually need to make a move.. preferably served by a man in nothing but the apron!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way i woke sally last time we had a bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verdi’s Dies Irae from his Requiem blasted in my ears at full decibels.

I’ll instantly wake bolt upright fully believing that the end times and Tribulations have commenced in earnest "

This is stuff of nightmares!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no nice way to wake me from a nap. The house better be on fire or you're gonna regret it!

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Let me nap in peace woman....I already suffer from insomnia....so I need all the extra sleep I can get!! Haha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Let me nap in peace woman....I already suffer from insomnia....so I need all the extra sleep I can get!! Haha "

Go back to sleep

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Verdi’s Dies Irae from his Requiem blasted in my ears at full decibels.

I’ll instantly wake bolt upright fully believing that the end times and Tribulations have commenced in earnest

This is stuff of nightmares!!! "

He he - I could have opted for Faure’s Requiem which is far gentler but I’m a really deep sleeper and don’t think it would manage to stir me from my slumber

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By *punky-oneMan
over a year ago

London

I don't mind being woken up by someone sucking my cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verdi’s Dies Irae from his Requiem blasted in my ears at full decibels.

I’ll instantly wake bolt upright fully believing that the end times and Tribulations have commenced in earnest

This is stuff of nightmares!!!

He he - I could have opted for Faure’s Requiem which is far gentler but I’m a really deep sleeper and don’t think it would manage to stir me from my slumber "

Much gentler and far less disturbing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it fair to wake someone from a nap if you do it in a nice way?

How would you like to be woken? "

Oh I don't like to be woken unless I've asked to be at a certain time.

I love my naps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wake me up you better be prepared

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"If you wake me up you better be prepared "

Should I bring the Johnson's Baby Lotion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm such a morning person, I'd probably be the one doing the waking anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands being run over my body, that's what Mr K does! Its lubberly...

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Just wafted a bacon sandwich under their nose

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid! "

Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!

Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap "

Yep much better than sex

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By * n C NWCouple
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"I don't mind being woken up by someone sucking my cock.. "

Obviously the only way !!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!

Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap

Yep much better than sex "

I think I've forgotten how to do sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it fair to wake someone from a nap if you do it in a nice way?

How would you like to be woken? "

Of course it’s fair if you are “nice about it”

Just waking up to Holly’s smiling face is enough for me but if she has other ways to wake me up nicely, it’s Xmas cum early for me

LJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!

Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap

Yep much better than sex

I think I've forgotten how to do sex "
me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind being woken up by someone sucking my cock.. "

Hahahaha that made me laugh out loud

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!

Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap

Yep much better than sex

I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too "

You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!

Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap

Yep much better than sex

I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too

You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then "

It’s free of charge but the demand profile and export restrictions are making it difficult to purvey it effectively- I blame Brexit

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!

Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap

Yep much better than sex

I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too

You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then

I give it away free but no Fucker wants it "

*sends a box of tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!

Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap

Yep much better than sex

I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too

You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then

I give it away free but no Fucker wants it

*sends a box of tissues "

I corrected it. That wasn’t true. The problem is logistical rather than purely demand related.

Teleportation can’t come soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!

Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap

Yep much better than sex

I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too

You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then

I give it away free but no Fucker wants it

*sends a box of tissues

I corrected it. That wasn’t true. The problem is logistical rather than purely demand related.

Teleportation can’t come soon enough "

Besides you don’t need tissues if it tastes of Skittles

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Kisses behind my ear and down my neck

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!

Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap

Yep much better than sex

I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too

You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then

I give it away free but no Fucker wants it

*sends a box of tissues

I corrected it. That wasn’t true. The problem is logistical rather than purely demand related.

Teleportation can’t come soon enough

Besides you don’t need tissues if it tastes of Skittles "

Don't eat asparagus if you're into watersports

Anyway it's high time you got yer lazy arse to a social one day Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waking me up from a nap? Be afraid, be very afraid!

Ya can't beat a good Granddad nap

Yep much better than sex

I think I've forgotten how to do sex me too

You should probably lower your prices on the dodgy snake oil then

I give it away free but no Fucker wants it

*sends a box of tissues

I corrected it. That wasn’t true. The problem is logistical rather than purely demand related.

Teleportation can’t come soon enough

Besides you don’t need tissues if it tastes of Skittles

Don't eat asparagus if you're into watersports

Anyway it's high time you got yer lazy arse to a social one day Doc "

I wouldn’t go to a social that would have me as a guest

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I wouldn’t go to a social that would have me as a guest "

Even Groucho Marx can come up with better lines than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who trys to wake me is not going to get a polite response!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t go to a social that would have me as a guest

Even Groucho Marx can come up with better lines than you "

I find it very difficult to say anything original these days

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I like to be gently stroked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to be gently stroked. "

Im very much a Do Not Touch Me until iv had a coffee kinda girl.

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By * n C NWCouple
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"I like to be gently stroked. "

Let us nowhen next due a nap xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to be gently stroked. "

Last time someone touched me while I was napping, they nearly got a black eye. I jumped and flung my arm out catching them on the back of the head

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I like to be gently stroked. "

I know we were in the same room last weekend, but we never properly met?

Elegantly Wasted - INXS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYTSkPi6v8w

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"I love being woken up with a really gentle groin stirring kiss "

Sounds like something I could exactly do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on who, it's really best to leave me to sleep.

But wandering hands and plenty of kisses might work. Just have to know where

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Gentle caresses and soft kisses...if i'm woken up abruptly then I'm likely to be grouchy

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I like to be gently stroked.

I know we were in the same room last weekend, but we never properly met?

Elegantly Wasted - INXS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYTSkPi6v8w"

I was stood with you and a couple of others at one point Ace. We must try harder next time

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

But what if they say no?

They just want to sleep ...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I like to be gently stroked.

Last time someone touched me while I was napping, they nearly got a black eye. I jumped and flung my arm out catching them on the back of the head "

I am talking stroking and not tickling. Tickle me and it’s a karate chop to the neck (not really, I’m a non violent person )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i alwais wake up women with breakfast and a going down on her before she wake up...

Got slaped once over this bit not every ones coup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to be gently stroked.

Last time someone touched me while I was napping, they nearly got a black eye. I jumped and flung my arm out catching them on the back of the head

I am talking stroking and not tickling. Tickle me and it’s a karate chop to the neck (not really, I’m a non violent person ) "

I’m not ticklish unless I’m completely unaware, but I can leap tall buildings when I am unaware

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I have to do this a lot in my job ( I am a community carer)

Firstly I try to just make a bit of noise as I am doing whatever jobs I can be getting on with.

If this doesn’t work I call their name a few times.

Lastly I gently tickle their arm.... and stand back rapidly!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I like to be gently stroked.

I know we were in the same room last weekend, but we never properly met?

Elegantly Wasted - INXS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYTSkPi6v8w

I was stood with you and a couple of others at one point Ace. We must try harder next time "

Indeed, time just flew past did't it x

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Anyone who trys to wake me is not going to get a polite response! "

This is very true!......

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