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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

look out of your window and report as if you were paid to do it .......

Rain out the back.

Rain out the front.

And it's fucking freezing

I need a heater for my cunt.

( cos he'll be home in a minute )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"look out of your window and report as if you were paid to do it .......

Rain out the back.

Rain out the front.

And it's fucking freezing

I need a heater for my cunt.

( cos he'll be home in a minute ) "

Ha ha

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

You're weather is 'ha ha' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"look out of your window and report as if you were paid to do it .......

Rain out the back.

Rain out the front.

And it's fucking freezing

I need a heater for my cunt.

( cos he'll be home in a minute ) "

Hahahaha.

Windy here. No rain. Great washing drying weather. Second load on the line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough money in the world to get me out of bed today! But Windy Wilson tells me it's ninja showers and bright spells. I'll just take his word for it.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Sunny with rainy intervals,

Or rainy with sunny intervals ?

Not sure which

But it's breezy so you might just be ok with getting the washing out on the line

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Grey grey and more grey,windy,wet and more grey. I'd love a day in bed eating rubbish and having dirty sex,but have to go to town shopping don't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunny all around but some badass looking cloud in the distance

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Partial clouds and sunny today in the south of Edinburgh, overlooking the car park of the New Royal Infirmary

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Grey grey and more grey,windy,wet and more grey. I'd love a day in bed eating rubbish and having dirty sex,but have to go to town shopping don't I "

Pick up someone while you're shopping and come back and have all the mucky sex. If you're wearing those slacks you're guaranteed to get a good cocking.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Cloudy, but still bright.

Ooo and its windy.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Grey grey and more grey,windy,wet and more grey. I'd love a day in bed eating rubbish and having dirty sex,but have to go to town shopping don't I

Pick up someone while you're shopping and come back and have all the mucky sex. If you're wearing those slacks you're guaranteed to get a good cocking."

Now that would be perfect advice Meli however there's one little problem...it's not me that wants to go into town it's the devil child.

Kid's do cramp your style.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

What do you think soft play and creches are for ?

Pay for four hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissin down natures watersports

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What do you think soft play and creches are for ?

Pay for four hours "

Think mine are a bit old for soft play but I can ask if they'll take her eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bright blue sky but it's bloody freezing.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Bloody lashing down in all directions.

Hibernation day.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

The rain here is now fooking horizontal ! Feel like someone's tipped me over...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"What do you think soft play and creches are for ?

Pay for four hours

Think mine are a bit old for soft play but I can ask if they'll take her eh "

Never too old for a good soft play ....... I like taking a long time to get my grandson out so I can push through the balls n jump on the padded thingamjigs.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What do you think soft play and creches are for ?

Pay for four hours

Think mine are a bit old for soft play but I can ask if they'll take her eh

Never too old for a good soft play ....... I like taking a long time to get my grandson out so I can push through the balls n jump on the padded thingamjigs. "

Can your hips still take that kind of shenanigans Granny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im looking owt window and its sunny but windy

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s a bright day, mixture of white and grey clouds, no blue to be seen; the wind is blowing south easterly so warm; the geese’s, swans and ducks enjoying their lunch on this mild Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey wild skies , and strong winds . Rain on its way again

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Bright with blue skies interspersed with light cloud, ohh and a fuck load of wind it’s a day my Granny would describe as a good day to hang your washing out

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"What do you think soft play and creches are for ?

Pay for four hours

Think mine are a bit old for soft play but I can ask if they'll take her eh

Never too old for a good soft play ....... I like taking a long time to get my grandson out so I can push through the balls n jump on the padded thingamjigs.

Can your hips still take that kind of shenanigans Granny?"

eh ? I'm 64 course they can.

You're thinking of old people

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Grey wild skies , and strong winds . Rain on its way again "

Get yourself up moel fammau it'll be nice up there today

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My Granny's surname was Weatherill, and ma Mam's twin sister married a Fairwether

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's raining cats and dogs - just don't step in any poodles

Nice weather for the ducks

Mother nature is definitely bi polar.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Looking out of train window

Dry but windy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Looking out of train window

Dry but windy "

You should lay off the Brussels sprouts

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What do you think soft play and creches are for ?

Pay for four hours

Think mine are a bit old for soft play but I can ask if they'll take her eh

Never too old for a good soft play ....... I like taking a long time to get my grandson out so I can push through the balls n jump on the padded thingamjigs.

Can your hips still take that kind of shenanigans Granny?

eh ? I'm 64 course they can.

You're thinking of old people "

Good oh keep taking your vitamins.

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