FabSwingers.com forum: Do you have weird eating habits?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I never thought I did until other people have pointed it out. They seem pretty normal to me

I’m sitting in Wetherspoons after just finishing my mixed grill which has to be eaten in a particular order.

First I eat the tomato cos that’s the yuckiest and then ketchup on the peas to get rid of them.

Then it’s sausage, gammon, lamb, pork then steak all with a dunking size blob of mayo at the side. The chips and onion rings are eaten alongside the meats.

I can not eat more than one type of meat on my fork at the same time.

If I have chips with beans then they’re not allowed to touch. In fact, beans aren’t allowed to touch anything.

Roast dinners are usually eaten in a particular order too and I can’t have roast and mash potato on the same fork.

There are some exceptions to these rules.

Pizza. Then I can’t really separate the meats.

Beans. They can touch mashed potato.

Any other particular people out there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why so gloomy?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The only thing beans are allowed to touch is toast.

When I'm eating a Chinese meal I eat all the chicken or prawns first like a starter, then I'll eat the sauce chips and rice like a meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely have all sorts of rules about order of foods and how it needs to be. You make sense to me ( except I won’t eat beans and mayo). There are just rules that make sense

- Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I eat the crust on bread, buns, pies and pastries first. I’ll bite all the way around first to get rid of it.

I do the same with KitKat chocolate, I bite all around the edge first.

I don’t like my wet food touching my dry food unless it’s gravy!

I eat 90% of my veg first before anything else, always have done since I was a child! There’s quite a few more but I’ll stop there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I overthink my eating, I have set ways of eating certain things like where I will bite first or what order I eat things in.

I always separate things out on the plate too, I hate people who just pile everything on.

I sometimes put wet things like beans in a separate dish to stop them touching.

I had real issues with food as a kid, I think these are just the wee bits I can't let go of.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I like to split a double decker bar, top section and bottom. Then eat bottom crispy but first and marshmallow bit last.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Well I've just eaten my tea out of a saucepan..but wouldn't say that was weird.. just too lazy to wash up a plate..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently I overthink my eating, I have set ways of eating certain things like where I will bite first or what order I eat things in.

I always separate things out on the plate too, I hate people who just pile everything on.

I sometimes put wet things like beans in a separate dish to stop them touching.

I had real issues with food as a kid, I think these are just the wee bits I can't let go of.

If I eat bean when I’m out I ask for them separate.

At home I usually only have a couple of spoons of them and hardly any of the sauce so can keep them right on the edge of my plate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's weird, but others do - I will never eat a pizza with my fingers, always a knife and fork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always leave the meat till last sometimes take a little piece in between veg etc

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I just pile it all on, don't care what touches what, and eat it all at once before anything goes cold.

All ends up in the same place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just pile it all on, don't care what touches what, and eat it all at once before anything goes cold.

All ends up in the same place. "

The very thought makes me want to run and hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panda bears have it easy !

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By *issButtonWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I like to split a double decker bar, top section and bottom. Then eat bottom crispy but first and marshmallow bit last."

I do this in reverse!

I eat biscuit first on a twix though !

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Vinegar Sandwiches.

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I didn't think so until recently mentioning to somebody I ate pizza with a knife and fork!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doughnuts...

leave the Jam or custard till last

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I like to split a double decker bar, top section and bottom. Then eat bottom crispy but first and marshmallow bit last.

I do this in reverse!

I eat biscuit first on a twix though ! "

Oh no, I like to nibble away along the top first eating all the soft caramel. Then eat the biscuits. I fear we are quite opposite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm eating pussy, I start by nibbling the inner thighs before progressing to sucking on the labia... am I doing that in the right order?

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

I eat left handed albeit I'm right handed. Rebel from a young age

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have beans with eggs, I have to create a barricade with other food to stop them touching as I don't like the taste. But I don't eat my food in a particular order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work from my least favourite bit to my favourite... and rarely use a knife.. i hold it so i dont look uncuth!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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I eat bananas sideways

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I work from my least favourite bit to my favourite... and rarely use a knife.. i hold it so i dont look uncuth!"

Haha same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't notice but apparently I eat things strange so like you kit kat I have all the chocolate first then the layers.

Crusty bread i eat all the crust first

Apparently I tare sandwiches apart in my hands

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I like to split a double decker bar, top section and bottom. Then eat bottom crispy but first and marshmallow bit last."

I used to do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work from my least favourite bit to my favourite... and rarely use a knife.. i hold it so i dont look uncuth!

Haha same here

And me.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I eat a meal in certain order, example roast dinner, veg first, then potatoes, meat and Yorkshire always last.

If I have beans with chips I have to pour them over

Single foods... I can’t eat a mushroom if it looks like a mushroom; Apple must be cooked; eat cucumbers like bananas; can’t have sliced tomato on my plate they must be whole, then make a hole suck out the seeds and then eat the flesh, same until finished.

To name a few

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By *illy 00001Man
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I'm right handed, but eat left handed

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"I don't think it's weird, but others do - I will never eat a pizza with my fingers, always a knife and fork."

I do this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think it's weird, but others do - I will never eat a pizza with my fingers, always a knife and fork."

Haha me too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't notice but apparently I eat things strange so like you kit kat I have all the chocolate first then the layers.

Crusty bread i eat all the crust first

Apparently I tare sandwiches apart in my hands "

I tear sandwiches too.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I don't notice but apparently I eat things strange so like you kit kat I have all the chocolate first then the layers.

Crusty bread i eat all the crust first

Apparently I tare sandwiches apart in my hands

I tear sandwiches too.

Me too, I rip off bite sized chunks and eat them like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand those who have a large Coca-Cola with a nice meal in a pub. Heathens!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I don't think it's weird, but others do - I will never eat a pizza with my fingers, always a knife and fork.

Haha me too! "

Me too and burgers.

The only thing I seem to eat with my fingers is chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh i eat mars bars in layer order, and magnum ice creams.. i eat the chocolate of first then deepthroat the ice cream

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I eat left handed albeit I'm right handed. Rebel from a young age

I always set the table 'correctly' (fork on left, knife on right) even when eating alone. Then pick up the cutlery and swap them over so fork is in right hand and knife in left.

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