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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So checking some tyres out for a customer.and the brand name is called Goodride.

Of course I let out a little snigger

Now like everyone I have perverted mind

What makes you snigger and think of sex every time you see it ??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Dorothy Perkins. DP.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Being an engineer, any mention of a flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man with low sling jeans on putting his hands in his pockets.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Blue tits. I always think of a naked woman freezing.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Dorothy Perkins. DP. "

Or Dr. Pepper. I remember the t-shirt 'I love DP'

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Asking in my local cycle store for a pot of nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugby clinic on Tuesdays and me saying "see you next Tuesday" always makes me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being an engineer, any mention of a flange"

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Reading a staff list the other day to see someone's name written as

Will Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone on news says "but....and its a big but" !

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Asking in my local cycle store for a pot of nipples "

Seeing some of those handle bar ends can raise a silly grin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my boss tells the apprentices doing machine maintenance to make sure they grease all the nipples

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Inside old style toilet cisterns, the Ball-Cock.

A rather ghastly sounding name in fact....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Being an engineer, any mention of a flange"

Don't forget to tighten those nuts when fitting that flange.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

We disconnect customers for non payment and the term for this is TOS as in temporarily out of service. I couldn’t believe my ears on my first day when someone shouted across the office ‘I’ve got Mr Harris on did you tos him Carol’ And Carol replied ‘yes I tossed him has he paid yet?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also remember in secondary school being taught woodwork and when the teacher mentioned showing us "tongue and groove" I think the entire class stood there sniggering.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Being an engineer, any mention of a flange

Don't forget to tighten those nuts when fitting that flange. "

I like a strengthening flange

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Being an engineer, any mention of a flange

Don't forget to tighten those nuts when fitting that flange.

I like a strengthening flange"

Oooo. Must be done give a good yank with ya adjustable

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I always snigger when I am watching the cycling and the commentator says “it’s a big ask” my brain goes “big ass”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger nuts

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Ginger nuts "

My team at work usually enjoy a ginger finger or two on a Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well one isn’t enough especially on a Friday

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Just written a press release about Goodbody....

.....it's an Irish stockbrokers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being an engineer, any mention of a flange

Don't forget to tighten those nuts when fitting that flange.

I like a strengthening flange

Oooo. Must be done give a good yank with ya adjustable "

Your going to need some penetration spray

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Iced finger with fresh cream.

Just me then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time my mum says I’m going for a facial this afternoon

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By *r and Mrs BlackCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Iced finger with fresh cream.

Just me then?? "

And crushed nuts?

(Not just you..)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?

Mum- they smashed her back door in.

I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?

Mum- they smashed her back door in.

I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?

Mum- they smashed her back door in.

I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny.

"

It got worse. Honestly I was in fits. Had to explain to her what it meant she then says oh dear we always tell people to come in the back door, I’ll have to tell your dad. Is it ok to say front door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your asked what you'd like in the Chinese takeaway. And you say, Chow Mein please. So silly I know

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Skeltons the bakers used to sell a large round bread loaf called a fadge - I used to hand the lady my mums shopping list because I couldn’t bring myself to ask for one - how the times have changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?

Mum- they smashed her back door in.

I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny.

It got worse. Honestly I was in fits. Had to explain to her what it meant she then says oh dear we always tell people to come in the back door, I’ll have to tell your dad. Is it ok to say front door? "

Then she said well who does that? I thought only gay people did that. I said no some men and women do it mum. She then said. Oh bloody hell don’t tell ya dad!

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By *ustyLeRouxWoman
over a year ago

Brecon

I work in healthcare... most things can be taken the wrong way

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?

Mum- they smashed her back door in.

I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny.

It got worse. Honestly I was in fits. Had to explain to her what it meant she then says oh dear we always tell people to come in the back door, I’ll have to tell your dad. Is it ok to say front door?

Then she said well who does that? I thought only gay people did that. I said no some men and women do it mum. She then said. Oh bloody hell don’t tell ya dad! "

Oh god I’m crying here - getting funny looks that I can’t explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?

Mum- they smashed her back door in.

I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny.

It got worse. Honestly I was in fits. Had to explain to her what it meant she then says oh dear we always tell people to come in the back door, I’ll have to tell your dad. Is it ok to say front door?

Then she said well who does that? I thought only gay people did that. I said no some men and women do it mum. She then said. Oh bloody hell don’t tell ya dad!

Oh god I’m crying here - getting funny looks that I can’t explain "

It’s the last time I remember laughing so much my stomach hurt! Oh and she said I’m sure I told Chris the plumber to come in the back door yesterday. What must he have thought!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Being an engineer, any mention of a flange"

Gnats cock

All engineers know this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time my phone or laptop battery is on 69%

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Being an engineer, any mention of a flange

Gnats cock

All engineers know this one"

Teehee

Fnarr fnarr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asking in my local cycle store for a pot of nipples "

I remember googling “pink nipples” for re-lacing my MTB wheels, then thinking I could outsmart the system and searched for “hot pink nipples”. It took quite some time to find anything that wasn’t boobs, hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First aid course today mentioned 3 w's

Wet, white and wild

It was the wet and wild bit that made me giggle

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Funnniest one ever was mum telling me her friend Jane had been burgled. I said OMG that’s awful how did they get in?

Mum- they smashed her back door in.

I was on the floor and mums like what? It’s not funny.

It got worse. Honestly I was in fits. Had to explain to her what it meant she then says oh dear we always tell people to come in the back door, I’ll have to tell your dad. Is it ok to say front door?

Then she said well who does that? I thought only gay people did that. I said no some men and women do it mum. She then said. Oh bloody hell don’t tell ya dad!

Oh god I’m crying here - getting funny looks that I can’t explain

It’s the last time I remember laughing so much my stomach hurt! Oh and she said I’m sure I told Chris the plumber to come in the back door yesterday. What must he have thought! "

Ooh I’m quite partial to my plumber coming in my back door

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By *b_LIVI_ousWoman
over a year ago

Wigan

My friend’s husband is a plumber and I rang him for some advice about a seized tap. He told me I needed some penetrating oil to loosen my valve . I laughed so loudly that I got a bollocking from my boss.

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By *elboy321Man
over a year ago

Paisley

The word " flaps " gives me the giggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I add a classic tv one please:

"Mrs Doyle,can Pat Mustard put his big tool in your box"

Father Ted.

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