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If you could pick a new REAL name for yourself what would you pick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know the deed pole name changing deal. I would be a Brad or Dirk Muffmuncher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like the names Luke, Lewis, Dan, Josh and Alex for boys / men

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hope nobody chooses Nigel, Clive or Norman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I quite like the names Luke, Lewis, Dan, Josh and Alex for boys / men "

Luke Bussy i like that it hasa ring to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope nobody chooses Nigel, Clive or Norman "

Norm Fatale...Naa sounds like a motorway pile up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i remember this girl approaching some mates at a party and telling them she liked me and was interested. they told her my name was gilbert!

it didnt stop her trying it on though i didnt catch on until she called me it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i love my name

"

What about E?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wanna be called brett

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i wanna be called brett "
like brett micheals? oh god hes creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wanna be called brett like brett micheals? oh god hes creepy "

noooooo, brett blue, proper porn name and cooooool as fuck

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I quite like Delilah

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i wanna be called brett like brett micheals? oh god hes creepy

noooooo, brett blue, proper porn name and cooooool as fuck "
nooooooooooo thats cheesy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I quite like Delilah "

Hi im Samson now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i wanna be called brett "

There is a footballer called Brett Ohmyhard i think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wanna be called brett like brett micheals? oh god hes creepy

noooooo, brett blue, proper porn name and cooooool as fuck nooooooooooo thats cheesy! "

well i was gonna pick barry blue, but i thought thats a bit much for a young guy like me, besides cheesey would be if i called myself edam stilton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Roxy for some reason or Amy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Guinevere fatale

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Oh and Scarlett Fatale...fuck none of these names sound good...they all sound like death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy"

them two names are the opposite for me, roxy is a wild child crazy chick, and amy is little miss sweet and innocent

do i detect a split personality here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and Scarlett Fatale...fuck none of these names sound good...they all sound like death "

i think you will find that the 'fetale' bit does that!!

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By *ANWIDGESCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

Bob Groper

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh and Scarlett Fatale...fuck none of these names sound good...they all sound like death

i think you will find that the 'fetale' bit does that!!"
oh well suits my personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy

them two names are the opposite for me, roxy is a wild child crazy chick, and amy is little miss sweet and innocent

do i detect a split personality here??"

nah not at all.. just think both would have suited me. Kimberly is such a boring name lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max Power or Sexton Hardcastle

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Juliet, i was going to be called juliet and then my mum changed her mind at the last moment. Anything would of been better than karen, such a boring name. It was ok before i got married as i had an unusual surname but when i got married i got one of the worst surnames possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy

them two names are the opposite for me, roxy is a wild child crazy chick, and amy is little miss sweet and innocent

do i detect a split personality here??

nah not at all.. just think both would have suited me. Kimberly is such a boring name lol"

i love the name kimberly, thats kind of in the middle of roxy and amy!

plus ive got a thing for kimberly walsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and Scarlett Fatale...fuck none of these names sound good...they all sound like death

i think you will find that the 'fetale' bit does that!!oh well suits my personality "

*few private notes taken . . . black widow . . .

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh and Scarlett Fatale...fuck none of these names sound good...they all sound like death

i think you will find that the 'fetale' bit does that!!oh well suits my personality

*few private notes taken . . . black widow . . . "
noooooooooooo i isnt really

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By *ANWIDGESCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

Quite like Crushnid Fannylash for a lady-she would have to naughty though...

Bob Groper and Crushnid Fannylash star in....'GOBWANK' a new film by James Cameron...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and Scarlett Fatale...fuck none of these names sound good...they all sound like death

i think you will find that the 'fetale' bit does that!!oh well suits my personality

*few private notes taken . . . black widow . . . noooooooooooo i isnt really "

well to put it nicely i would sooooo much rather fuck you than fight you, anyone who chooses fetale as their name must have a serious dark side

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh and Scarlett Fatale...fuck none of these names sound good...they all sound like death

i think you will find that the 'fetale' bit does that!!oh well suits my personality

*few private notes taken . . . black widow . . . noooooooooooo i isnt really

well to put it nicely i would sooooo much rather fuck you than fight you, anyone who chooses fetale as their name must have a serious dark side"
Oh i do have a dark side, but its much more fun n deviant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and Scarlett Fatale...fuck none of these names sound good...they all sound like death

i think you will find that the 'fetale' bit does that!!oh well suits my personality

*few private notes taken . . . black widow . . . noooooooooooo i isnt really

well to put it nicely i would sooooo much rather fuck you than fight you, anyone who chooses fetale as their name must have a serious dark sideOh i do have a dark side, but its much more fun n deviant "

*edits personal notes . . . . go get this one at all costs

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I quite like Delilah

Hi im Samson now "

Samson Muffmuncher, eh? When are we setting our couples profile up then???

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By *in bang boshMan
over a year ago

Land of fun

id like to be bladeful edge lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I quite like Delilah

Hi im Samson now

Samson Muffmuncher, eh? When are we setting our couples profile up then??? "

You need to hop on my pogostick first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"id like to be bladeful edge lol "

Mr Sharpe

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

I like my name - I am the only person in the world with my name.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

James bond,...

just to see the look on peoples faces..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate my name and would love to change it

my mum was convinced i was a boy and wanted to call me Tarquin and no i'm not joking, so when i was born she was stuck as she hadn't even considered girls names and settled on Karen i mean ffs how can you go from something so different as Tarquin to something so damn common as Karen

my favourite name is Ruby Blue but nothing to do with porn its a friends grand daughters name and as soon as i heard it i loved it so if i could choose a name that is what it would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my name - I am the only person in the world with my name.

"

our youngest son is like that a one and only and he loves it makes him really stand out and his name is never forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate my name and would love to change it

my mum was convinced i was a boy and wanted to call me Tarquin and no i'm not joking, so when i was born she was stuck as she hadn't even considered girls names and settled on Karen i mean ffs how can you go from something so different as Tarquin to something so damn common as Karen

my favourite name is Ruby Blue but nothing to do with porn its a friends grand daughters name and as soon as i heard it i loved it so if i could choose a name that is what it would be "

eeerrrrrrrrrmmmmmm excuse me missy, but i havnt even proposed to you . . . never mind letting you take my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate my name and would love to change it

my mum was convinced i was a boy and wanted to call me Tarquin and no i'm not joking, so when i was born she was stuck as she hadn't even considered girls names and settled on Karen i mean ffs how can you go from something so different as Tarquin to something so damn common as Karen

my favourite name is Ruby Blue but nothing to do with porn its a friends grand daughters name and as soon as i heard it i loved it so if i could choose a name that is what it would be

eeerrrrrrrrrmmmmmm excuse me missy, but i havnt even proposed to you . . . never mind letting you take my name "

sorry but its not a surname maybe i should hyphenate it

ooo so i guess if we did marry i would be Ruby-Blue Blue

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i had callum, if he had been a girl he was going to be Alicia elizabeth.

Right up until the day i had him he was going to be called cain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate my name and would love to change it

my mum was convinced i was a boy and wanted to call me Tarquin and no i'm not joking, so when i was born she was stuck as she hadn't even considered girls names and settled on Karen i mean ffs how can you go from something so different as Tarquin to something so damn common as Karen

my favourite name is Ruby Blue but nothing to do with porn its a friends grand daughters name and as soon as i heard it i loved it so if i could choose a name that is what it would be

eeerrrrrrrrrmmmmmm excuse me missy, but i havnt even proposed to you . . . never mind letting you take my name

sorry but its not a surname maybe i should hyphenate it

ooo so i guess if we did marry i would be Ruby-Blue Blue "

that would be quite a colourful name

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I quite like Delilah

Hi im Samson now

Samson Muffmuncher, eh? When are we setting our couples profile up then???

You need to hop on my pogostick first "

Pogosticks n a Raleigh Chopper were my fave toys as a youngster....still partial to both to this day

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Jezebel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy

them two names are the opposite for me, roxy is a wild child crazy chick, and amy is little miss sweet and innocent

do i detect a split personality here??

nah not at all.. just think both would have suited me. Kimberly is such a boring name lol

i love the name kimberly, thats kind of in the middle of roxy and amy!

plus ive got a thing for kimberly walsh "

im nothing like Kimberly Walsh... my mum called me Kimberly because i used to lay heavy on her bladder and in public toilets there's 'Kimberly Clark'... so i am NO WAY ever going to date a man with a surname Clark...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy

them two names are the opposite for me, roxy is a wild child crazy chick, and amy is little miss sweet and innocent

do i detect a split personality here??

nah not at all.. just think both would have suited me. Kimberly is such a boring name lol

i love the name kimberly, thats kind of in the middle of roxy and amy!

plus ive got a thing for kimberly walsh

im nothing like Kimberly Walsh... my mum called me Kimberly because i used to lay heavy on her bladder and in public toilets there's 'Kimberly Clark'... so i am NO WAY ever going to date a man with a surname Clark... "

so your named after a toilet? shit, thats some bad luck there

with a name like cute n sassy, you gotta be better than kimberly walsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy

them two names are the opposite for me, roxy is a wild child crazy chick, and amy is little miss sweet and innocent

do i detect a split personality here??

nah not at all.. just think both would have suited me. Kimberly is such a boring name lol

i love the name kimberly, thats kind of in the middle of roxy and amy!

plus ive got a thing for kimberly walsh

im nothing like Kimberly Walsh... my mum called me Kimberly because i used to lay heavy on her bladder and in public toilets there's 'Kimberly Clark'... so i am NO WAY ever going to date a man with a surname Clark...

so your named after a toilet? shit, thats some bad luck there

with a name like cute n sassy, you gotta be better than kimberly walsh "

I know!! my sodding mother could have lied and said the African diamond mines or something... lol

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jessica but it doesn't sound that sassy.

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I love the name Sophia, don't think it would suit me though.

Sassy, I actually know someone who is called Kimberly Clark, her mum had a mad sense of humour! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the name Sophia, don't think it would suit me though.

Sassy, I actually know someone who is called Kimberly Clark, her mum had a mad sense of humour! Lol."

poor woman... lol

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Marianna Trench

The J in Sara_J is short for Jevo, btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have so many bloody names that i think one more would just confuse matters i get called different things by different people but my dad's nickname was the meanst from about 12 onwards he thought dolly was amusing xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jessica but it doesn't sound that sassy. "

'Sides which, ya not bad... Its just the way ya drawn...

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

Soloman Cornelius Spadgecock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changed my surname a few years ago to Wood. Which is a light sexual innuendo but more importantly inspired by Woodie Gutherie so it has political and musical relevance.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Jemima, might as well, i answer to it and think it suits me. In fact i have to remember not to sign non swinging texts with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bartholomu the 3rd the 13th Duke of random iddle tickle tackle.

A fetching and rather attractive name thinks I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the name I use on here....without the 65

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would love my name to be gemma or adele

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spike hemmingway at your service!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Montgomery! .. Ok maybe not a good idea i wouldn't mind being a Sean though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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my mum was convinced i was a boy and wanted to call me Tarquin and no i'm not joking... "

It might be novel for all of five minutes, but all the same I'll step away from that one...

so it's gonna have to be Cedric

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy"

I love both of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankie Stein or Frank Norman Stein (Get it?) would be good fun and a talking point.

I also love those Biblical names like the Dingles have, Mordecai or Zebulon are good ones. R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just like this one.

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton

Roxanne!

I love the name....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roxanne!

I love the name...."

All i can think of Eddie Murphy singing that in 48 hrs. Sassy name though.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Roxanne!

I love the name....

All i can think of Eddie Murphy singing that in 48 hrs. Sassy name though. "

What about Steve Martin and Daryl Hannah?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roxanne!

I love the name....

All i can think of Eddie Murphy singing that in 48 hrs. Sassy name though.

What about Steve Martin and Daryl Hannah?"

If i choose Steve Martin and you Daryl Hannah people will talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary Neville from Man utds Dad is called Neville Neville due to a bit of a mix up at the hospital. How cool having two names the same to confuse the fuck out of people lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don Kiddick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don Kiddick "

All hail da don

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