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It must be mad!!

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By *eam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

That’s it had enough of the blackbird bouncing off my balcony window. Been doing this now for nearly 8 days. How the hell do I stop it? Every time I go to the window it fly’s off but then comes back tap tap tap. It must be mad!!

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By *eam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

Any ideas?

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

Buy a plastic magpie and put it on your windowsill

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

borrow a cat

HTH

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By *eam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Exeter


"Buy a plastic magpie and put it on your windowsill "

where do you get them from?

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

can I come down and scare it away?

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By *eam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Exeter


"borrow a cat

HTH"

have four cats have tried that by putting them out on the balcony does not work!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s it had enough of the blackbird bouncing off my balcony window. Been doing this now for nearly 8 days. How the hell do I stop it? Every time I go to the window it fly’s off but then comes back tap tap tap. It must be mad!! "

Tell it to bring 23 of it's mates next time and you'll have a nice pie together!

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By *eam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Exeter


"can I come down and scare it away?"

do you look like a magpie

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By *eam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

It’s worse than Chinese torture!!! Do you need a licence for an air gun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a plastic magpie and put it on your windowsill

where do you get them from?"

the plastic magpie shop of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a plastic magpie and put it on your windowsill

where do you get them from?"

RSPB, they sell Silhouette and models of birds, used to scare other birds away.

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By *eam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Exeter


"

RSPB, they sell Silhouette and models of birds, used to scare other birds away."

Thanks I will give that a go if not I will have to shoot it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know its the same one? it could be a rogue gang of blackbirds taking the piss and terrorising poor innocent women, each taking it in turn to knock and run (or fly!) you.

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By *eam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Exeter


"How do you know its the same one? it could be a rogue gang of blackbirds taking the piss and terrorising poor innocent women, each taking it in turn to knock and run (or fly!) you."

I know it's the same as it has a bent beak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know its the same one? it could be a rogue gang of blackbirds taking the piss and terrorising poor innocent women, each taking it in turn to knock and run (or fly!) you.

I know it's the same as it has a bent beak "

the little bastard must be doing it to everyone if its bent its beak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aren't black birds a protected species?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aren't black birds a protected species?

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By *eam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Exeter


"aren't black birds a protected species?"

not if I had my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this problem years ago, its not that its got it in for your window lol it can see its own reflection and thinks its another bird challenging it. i solved this by putting a few self adhesive stickers on the window (you know those puffy, girly ones, butterflies etc lol)it worked for me, he came back the once then never saw him again.

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