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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

................get the smell of pussy juice off your fingers?. Washing it off with normal handwash doesnt work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the sounds of it you should be asking ... "How do I tactfully ask a woman to wash her pussy?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask then first, how much chicken do they eat in a week...

Chicken has been linked to bacteria in the foo foo and causing people to go poo poo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"................get the smell of pussy juice off your fingers?. Washing it off with normal handwash doesnt work for me"

What sort of females are you playing with? Human ones I hope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

of course, just after a good fingering session there is always a wiff of PJ left on my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"of course, just after a good fingering session there is always a wiff of PJ left on my fingers"

Well, maybe you should have her stand naked in the garden and hose her down before you rummage around in her undergrowth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

cheers wishy, i'll try that next time and let you know how i get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cheers wishy, i'll try that next time and let you know how i get on"

She might moan a bit but you just have to say, "listen here stinky minge, it's either the hose or goodbye!"

..or if you really fancy her and don't want her to leave, play with her just don't stick ya fingers up her twat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i like a bit finger and a bit diving too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"................get the smell of pussy juice off your fingers?. Washing it off with normal handwash doesnt work for me"
Carbolic soap or Swarfega

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

can you still get carbolic soap??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good question....you can get detol soap tho...kills all known etc etc. Man she must have pj like alien...does it melt thru sheet metal too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its not one lady in question. in my honest opinion its not a bad smell just a smell if you know what i mean

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By *heiraWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Try soaking your fingers in diluted bleach for 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wear gardening gloves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

tried that, its a bit extreme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so on the basis of your opening statement, we can only assume that your face must smell 'delightful' too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

shaving helps!!!!

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By *heiraWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Try sanitising spray before and after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thanks for you kind advice, so when i rock up on my next meet and she says is that a gun in your pocket or are you just please to see me?, i'll respond " its a bottle of sanitising gel just incase you have a stinky puss!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"................get the smell of pussy juice off your fingers?. Washing it off with normal handwash doesnt work for me"
stick your fingers up your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"................get the smell of pussy juice off your fingers?. Washing it off with normal handwash doesnt work for mestick your fingers up your ass "

Top advice!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"................get the smell of pussy juice off your fingers?. Washing it off with normal handwash doesnt work for mestick your fingers up your ass

Top advice!"
Thats what i thought...im dead sensible at times , i surprise myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get her to lick n suck your fingers clean ! sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use thise gloves like the ones vets use for internals on cows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so on the basis of your opening statement, we can only assume that your face must smell 'delightful' too "

When I used to have a goatee beard, it was always interesting the day after a good night... no matter how much I washed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you mean you pulled with a goatee??

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By *ANWIDGESCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

Never have this problem, i always wear marigolds.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I usually just lick a guys fingers clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"................get the smell of pussy juice off your fingers?. Washing it off with normal handwash doesnt work for me"

Find a cleaner fanny to play with

If that doesn't work just have a bag of scampi niknaks to disguise the whiff

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"................get the smell of pussy juice off your fingers?. Washing it off with normal handwash doesnt work for me

Find a cleaner fanny to play with

If that doesn't work just have a bag of scampi niknaks to disguise the whiff "

Thats what this thread reminded me off, scampi fries lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have a bowl of vinegar or lemon juice to hand (sorry, bad joke).

Alternatively, make some bread straight after, that cleans hands brilliantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about you judt don't meet women anymore if their smell is so offensive to you.

And meet guys instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about you judt don't meet women anymore if their smell is so offensive to you.

And meet guys instead "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as a bi female and one who has indulged in woman frequently i can never say i have had this problem so either u r senistive to the smell or seriously these girls needs checks because the main cause of bad smell there is infection x

if u r senistive lemon juice gets rid of most smells

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Glad im not on your veri list with a comment like that ... you smell nice I see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad im not on your veri list with a comment like that ... you smell nice I see. "

omg the poor women i never thought of that xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and after reading profile now understand why its important he doesn't smell when he gets home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Alternatively, make some bread straight after, that cleans hands brilliantly. "

'Kin Hell... How much yeast has ya woman got...??

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"of course, just after a good fingering session there is always a wiff of PJ left on my fingers"

Whats wrong with that???!!?!?!?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**shakes head in disbelief**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know how to preserve that most delicious of smells, to a man or bi-lady, that is ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad im not on your veri list with a comment like that ... you smell nice I see. "

I agree.

I find men who refer to womens smells as fishy or the kind of comments made in the opening post really vulgar, immature and disrespectful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn't you stick your fingers under her nose and share the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had that problem myself after playing with lady parts.

Are you sure you may not be hyper-sensitive to the smell?

Maybe some antibac hand gel after a good scrub with soap and water would help..... mind and wash your face too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad im not on your veri list with a comment like that ... you smell nice I see.

I agree.

I find men who refer to womens smells as fishy or the kind of comments made in the opening post really vulgar, immature and disrespectful "

Have to say that I don't understand what the OP is on about!

If a lady has a problem fragrance-wise, then fair enough, but if he's talking about a lady's natural fragrance, then I think he's the one with the problem!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad im not on your veri list with a comment like that ... you smell nice I see.

I agree.

I find men who refer to womens smells as fishy or the kind of comments made in the opening post really vulgar, immature and disrespectful "

+1

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh its all become clearer to me now

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Never had that problem myself after playing with lady parts.

Are you sure you may not be hyper-sensitive to the smell?

Maybe some antibac hand gel after a good scrub with soap and water would help..... mind and wash your face too. "

Think perhaps his wife would be the Hypersensitive one somehow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had that problem myself after playing with lady parts.

Are you sure you may not be hyper-sensitive to the smell?

Maybe some antibac hand gel after a good scrub with soap and water would help..... mind and wash your face too.

Think perhaps his wife would be the Hypersensitive one somehow."

*giggles* I was trying to be tactful as well as helpful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit on a hankie and wash your face and hands with that .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some Marigolds on

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Touch of guilt, maybe

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