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Do you fart in your sleep?

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Just saw Swing made a comment about snoring in her sleep and people often comment “warning you I snore”

Do people ever warn anyone they fart when they’re asleep?

Is it worse than snoring?

Would you warn someone?

Would you’ll tell them if they woke you up snoring?

Would you tell them if they woke you up farting?

Maybe I’ve just got a little too much time on my hands. Indulge me.

Lex

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Erm...... I've woke myself up farting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i save it for my morning lazy sitdown wee as it sounds like a humpback whales mating call with the echo

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Erm...... I've woke myself up farting x "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

If you snore you snore

If you fart you fart

If you're asleep it's not as if you're doing it deliberately

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Just saw Swing made a comment about snoring in her sleep and people often comment “warning you I snore”

Do people ever warn anyone they fart when they’re asleep?

Is it worse than snoring?

Would you warn someone?

Would you’ll tell them if they woke you up snoring?

Would you tell them if they woke you up farting?

Maybe I’ve just got a little too much time on my hands. Indulge me.

Lex "

It only dangerous if you follow though and poo the bed.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Erm...... I've woke myself up farting x

"

Then couldn't get back to sleep as I was laughing so much x

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Probably. I wouldn't know though, I'm asleep. I definitely snore though

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

The joy of sleeping alone is that I don't know the answer to this question

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Erm...... I've woke myself up farting x "

Blood hell that must have been a right window rattler to have woken you up

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Erm...... I've woke myself up farting x

Blood hell that must have been a right window rattler to have woken you up "

I was camping and only realised why I'd woken up was when my daughter kindly pointed it out x

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Just saw Swing made a comment about snoring in her sleep and people often comment “warning you I snore”

Do people ever warn anyone they fart when they’re asleep?

Is it worse than snoring?

Would you warn someone?

Would you’ll tell them if they woke you up snoring?

Would you tell them if they woke you up farting?

Maybe I’ve just got a little too much time on my hands. Indulge me.

Lex

It only dangerous if you follow though and poo the bed."

Could still smell terribly and wake the person up you’re with even if you didn’t do that.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

It’s alright for us guys as it goes back to our caveman days when we snored and farted to keep the dinosaurs away from the cave. It was our duty.

Ladies on the other hand - just no!

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Erm...... I've woke myself up farting x

Blood hell that must have been a right window rattler to have woken you up

I was camping and only realised why I'd woken up was when my daughter kindly pointed it out x "

Ah see this will go to probably back up my theory that they’ll be silent seeping deadly kind not window rattling. Not when you’re sleeping. So relaxed you’ve no control to keep it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno, I've slept alone for years but I definitely snore...and dribble and fidget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you think?

P

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"What do you think?

P"

Haha I think you’re the Rolls Royce of fab forumites Peach - Rolls Royce of course being the leader in gas propulsion engines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes n wake myself up

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

A subject that doesn't keep me awake at night thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you think?

P

Haha I think you’re the Rolls Royce of fab forumites Peach - Rolls Royce of course being the leader in gas propulsion engines

"

I've recently not been very windy at all I said I wasn't feeling myself!

P

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By *an_Lexa OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"What do you think?

P

Haha I think you’re the Rolls Royce of fab forumites Peach - Rolls Royce of course being the leader in gas propulsion engines

I've recently not been very windy at all I said I wasn't feeling myself!

P"

Bloody hell, somethings definitely not right with the world

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I snore I know that for sure but as for farting of course not

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I dont know. But god knows what happens in the night as every morning it's like hunt the watch. It can be anywhere in my bedroom, I must take it off and throw it every night hah.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Our dog certainly does, his farts are so bad they wake us up sometimes when we're in our camper-van!

But of course neither of US do, perish the thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our dog certainly does, his farts are so bad they wake us up sometimes when we're in our camper-van!

But of course neither of US do, perish the thought! "

The dog always gets the blame ... no right of reply!!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I have no idea!!

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