FabSwingers.com forum: If I popped around to yours this evening...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You'd probably have to call an ambulance and a crane to pick me back up again. Lol

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Lots of alcohol, shots and good music x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Well I'll be playing greedfall, but I'd let you bring me hot drinks if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get up you the full 8inch spin you round sing you and song then pull up your thong

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Well.....are you a good cook?

Also, are you any good at DIY? - I have a ton of little odd jobs that you could help with.

Eh....can you vacuum to?

My trusty mutt needs a walk to......

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By *assage Walsall GentMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Smother you in oil

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

There would be no one at home as I’m on holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only know by turning up... but you wouldn't be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play strip scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd cook a nice Italian meal, a few glasses of wine, some music for the mood, then a good old pounding. If you're game of course

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Lock you in the attic with all the others...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pool table and a beer fridge in the garage, how about we drink and play

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone who has mentioned alcohol, winning

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm a good snuggler. Although I'm tired and apparently I snore.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Anyone who has mentioned alcohol, winning

Of course......there’s a can of Carlsberg in the fridge.......which additionally needs cleaning......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well.....are you a good cook?

Also, are you any good at DIY? - I have a ton of little odd jobs that you could help with.

Eh....can you vacuum to?

My trusty mutt needs a walk to......

Zero craic. I’m not calling to yours

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Bottle of white zinfandel and a chat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing unfortunately I won't be there I'm working tonight

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Well.....are you a good cook?

Also, are you any good at DIY? - I have a ton of little odd jobs that you could help with.

Eh....can you vacuum to?

My trusty mutt needs a walk to......

Zero craic. I’m not calling to yours

My poor mutt is sat with her lead in her mouth and looking very sad right now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

If you turns up if die with a smile and empty balls

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Anyone who has mentioned alcohol, winning

We’ve got rum and a share size bag of revels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say you cannot have my penis but next door may help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggle up order pizza and watch box sets of American Horror Stories and hold hands at the scary bits !

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Hot tub fun, champagne and vodka / gin based cocktails, dinner of your choosing, and great company guaranteed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

If you turns up if die with a smile and empty balls "

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

Well, I'm cooking homemade curry, so we could start with a cookery lesson, Keith Floyd style, getting pissed as we cook

....then I have a nice cheesecake for dessert

...followed by some time spent with my friend The Kraken

....probably put the rugby highlights on...then either a film....some more alcohol...followed by cheesy d*unken dance off where I'll bust out my signature Helicopter move....

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I probably have a house full of twenty somethings tonight with pizza and beer as my elder two are home alone while my youngest and I are away for the night

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Well as I'm on making Truffle chicken & potato gratin we could have a nice meal with wine then head to the hot tub for some relaxation while the food settled then some entertaining sexual pleasure or are you wanting full details of how I would please you

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

You’d be on your own as I’ll be in the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’d be on your own as I’ll be in the pub

Not even an invite?

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Sorry I am going out tonight, but you would be welcome to join me. I am sure my meets won’t mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think i should say what comes to mind

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Practice rucking while supporting own body weight ....

Maybe also a bit of joining the maul from behind

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

You could help me clean and pack some stuff? You up for it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Practice rucking while supporting own body weight ....

Maybe also a bit of joining the maul from behind

We could watch the Scotland/Ireland match and start pin pointing where it all went wrong for ye...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

You could help me clean and pack some stuff? You up for it?

Erm. Not really hun

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

You could help me clean and pack some stuff? You up for it?

Erm. Not really hun

Damn, I best get started, I have loads to do!

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"Practice rucking while supporting own body weight ....

Maybe also a bit of joining the maul from behind

We could watch the Scotland/Ireland match and start pin pointing where it all went wrong for ye...

That won’t take long - as soon as Scotland walked on the pitch ! so plenty of time for the training

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"You’d be on your own as I’ll be in the pub

Not even an invite?

You can join me in the old man’s pub of course

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I have horses to feed and a floor that needs sanding.

Pizza and a wine fridge.

What’s its going to be the sandpaper or the barrow?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Rugby perving

Food

Booze

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could watch tv and discuss the forums. Maybe eat cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have horses to feed and a floor that needs sanding.

Pizza and a wine fridge.

What’s its going to be the sandpaper or the barrow? "

I’ll politely decline.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Chill in front of the telly with a big box of maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few gams of mario kart, loser takes one piece of clothing off, then all naked and who knows ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot, I'm not there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely plan to far ahead. It would all depend on what we both felt in the first minute. Then it would either be plan A or plan B. Both would involve you though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chill in front of the telly with a big box of maltesers

Maltesers

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

I'd take you to the bog to pick up the last of the turf

Then when home we could have hot chocolate and warm up to that open turf fire

All that fresh air....you would have an appetite

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"What would we get up to?

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Get pissed and perv on fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd play the lottery tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

Get pissed and perv on fab! "

Ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d really like to say something interesting, but I’d have a nap and give you my baby for a few hours

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By *ork fellaMan
over a year ago

Macroom

First off a visit to Gougane Barra forest Park. Not too far from me. It is spectacular there. Then back for a quick shower, bite of grub, fire lit and raid the fridge for ice cold beer. At that point herself should be home so quick introduction and see how things play out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd talk to you between clients ... just starting work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd take you to the bog to pick up the last of the turf

Then when home we could have hot chocolate and warm up to that open turf fire

All that fresh air....you would have an appetite "

Not a hope, I’ve been to the bog already this summer. Not happening again!

Btw, what the hell are you bringing home turf in October for, it’s late?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of gin and an early night, I'm shattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of gin and an early night, I'm shattered "

A whole bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of gin and an early night, I'm shattered

A whole bottle?

It's not a large bottle and between 2 it doesn't last long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd watch lots of rugby videos whilst drinking plenty

May have to recreate some rucking and mauling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd have to pick me off the floor from disbelief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picking our noses together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Picking our noses together "

Beautiful. Truly beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd have to pick me off the floor from disbelief! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picking our noses together

Beautiful. Truly beautiful.

Xox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

I'll have to tell you in private so pop round

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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2 girls 1 cup?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You can join me for the black tie dinner I’m attending tonight Boldy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

You, me and my partner would put together some flat packed furniture from ikea. Where we are heading now.

Then maybe a cheeky kiss and cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 girls 1 cup?"

Too far

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

Drink the wine I have chilling in the frigo and discuss our fab movies, picking one out to snuggle up on the sofa and watch together... Alternatively undress each other and get down to some heart racing exercise

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"2 girls 1 cup?

Too far

Watch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can join me for the black tie dinner I’m attending tonight Boldy"

Fancy schmancy, DC. I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

I'll have to tell you in private so pop round

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

Once you arrived I would show you where everything was and tell you what time the children need putting to bed then go out for a few beers with the lads x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 girls 1 cup?"

No, you can show me your blue waffle though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked Twister is literally the first thing that came to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

I'll have to tell you in private so pop round

Smooth

It's a gift

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

Once you arrived I would show you where everything was and tell you what time the children need putting to bed then go out for a few beers with the lads x"

Another house I’ll be avoiding then

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"You’d be on your own as I’ll be in the pub

Not even an invite?

You can join me in the old man’s pub of course

Are we having the treat of d*unk Spurs again???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same thing I always do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’d be on your own as I’ll be in the pub

Not even an invite?

You can join me in the old man’s pub of course

Are we having the treat of d*unk Spurs again???

Oh I do hope so

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I’d assume you were a cold caller.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"2 girls 1 cup?

No, you can show me your blue waffle though

Always lady, always

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

We're having dinner out so you'd have to come along. I'm having the Dirty Peri Peri burger with Mac n Cheese. All washed down with a Ferrero Rocher milkshake before the waddle home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would we get up to?

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Answer #2 I have recorded the England rugby game ! We could watch that over a few beers x

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"What would we get up to?

Entertain me with your answers

Snuggle up, dvd, popcorn, wine, a little chit chat, a little nibbling, you can fill out the rest.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"You’d be on your own as I’ll be in the pub

Not even an invite?

You can join me in the old man’s pub of course

Are we having the treat of d*unk Spurs again???

Oh I do hope so

I'm not being responsible for being the wind up merchant this time....

Okay....who am I kidding...of course I will be stoking the fire...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be wiping my tears and giving me hugs, feeding me chocolate and pouring the wine.

*You would probably regret popping round*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For starters, you'd have the best foot massage ever! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd be wiping my tears and giving me hugs, feeding me chocolate and pouring the wine.

*You would probably regret popping round* "

I’ll volunteer myself for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're having dinner out so you'd have to come along. I'm having the Dirty Peri Peri burger with Mac n Cheese. All washed down with a Ferrero Rocher milkshake before the waddle home. "
after all that it definitely will be a waddle !!! Pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd be wiping my tears and giving me hugs, feeding me chocolate and pouring the wine.

*You would probably regret popping round* "

Aww, I’d be happy to

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"You can join me for the black tie dinner I’m attending tonight Boldy

Fancy schmancy, DC. I’m in!

. See you in the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing on the Hay ales after lots of spiced rum

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"I'd take you to the bog to pick up the last of the turf

Then when home we could have hot chocolate and warm up to that open turf fire

All that fresh air....you would have an appetite

Not a hope, I’ve been to the bog already this summer. Not happening again!

Btw, what the hell are you bringing home turf in October for, it’s late?!

Better late than never....I cheated this year and bought some

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