FabSwingers.com forum: How many massages do you receive per day?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello all

Love a pun thread.

I get no massages per day unless you count a bit of me time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you bald eagle? Apparently there rare as pms too

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Non unfortunately

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By *otfabcouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

It's depends really,On a slow day 0-5, on a busy day 40-50

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's depends really,On a slow day 0-5, on a busy day 40-50"

That's a lot of massages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's depends really,On a slow day 0-5, on a busy day 40-50

That's a lot of massages

Must be red raw

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple
over a year ago

leamington spa

1 maybe 2 at most

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’d love a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many, and most by people who cant read a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love a massage

Don’t think many have spotted the mistake yet haha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's depends really,On a slow day 0-5, on a busy day 40-50

That's a lot of massages

Must be red raw"

I know

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

[Removed by poster at 26/09/19 15:26:03]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d love a massage

I’d love to give you one while discussing Ginola

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’d love a massage

Don’t think many have spotted the mistake yet haha "

and a mistake made twice, but not a mistake a play on words

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By *oleydelMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I used to get loads until I figured out how to block men from messaging me...

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

a village near you.

I don't get a massage a day.. But I give a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe a couple, but they are mostly from people we have met or are planning on meeting

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By *eauNaturelMan
over a year ago

Mortonhampstead for a few days

Loads... I lose count

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By *carlettxCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Average about 200+ I would say

Put a pick up - 2000+

Most women on here would say the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massages 0

Messages also 0

Oh well

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

If I get 1 or 2 a month I consider myself a lucky lady

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

At the moment having back trouble so I get a massage from Red every evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

600 today and I read one and another one has replaced so it's impossible to read them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

unless I decide to massage my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None as my ariel fell off the roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i Have to bulk delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch out for someone claiming to do FREE massages.. "free" I should coco . ..goes by the name of red..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Average about 200+ I would say

Put a pick up - 2000+

Most women on here would say the same

bet they wouldn't. !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love a massage and messages vary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant thread idea OP.

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By *ricky dicky200Man
over a year ago

Maidstone

0 on both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had one for years, so like sex, and almost like messages too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love a massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brilliant thread idea OP.

Pretty pleased with myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 a day. My back goes out more than i do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 10- 20 a day depending on new pictures, status etc

Filters are way up though

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over a year ago

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Brilliant thread idea OP.

Pretty pleased with myself"

Still laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 maybe 2 at most

doing better then the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I had a massage a day

Messages vary but have a well controlled profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most days none. But got one yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeyeh i just seen your profile i can imagine haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i get loads of messages of men and tv telling me what they would like to do to me.... but hardly any of woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a massage every day. But I get loads of messages on here, impossible to count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backs killing me reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry i tried im out of range haha

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I've had one massage last night and one message today so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe a couple, but they are mostly from people we have met or are planning on meeting"
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Sensible amount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a massage every day. But I get loads of messages on here, impossible to count."

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little tip, if you have no messages like me sometimes. Mark 1 as unread.......makes me feel so much better when I log in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a massage every day. But I get loads of messages on here, impossible to count.

I feel your pain

Bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None for over month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish I had a massage a day

Messages vary but have a well controlled profile lol "
mmmmmm massage a day would be good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even a message a day would be good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a massage...nice hands and plenty of oil, yes please!

Been a few weeks since I visited The Vale spa resort in Cardiff, making me want to go again!

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By *mieandBenCouple
over a year ago

Bath

5-10 but only recently. It used be zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three and a half

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just logged in on this profile to give it an update, been online what 15 mins. Inbox up to 28.

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

One or two a month on average. But tends to be a bit like buses - you wait ages for one...

Activity like posting pics or stories often increase them - but no meet post has eve generated one strangely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly few n far between

Must be doing something wrong.lol

Have fun people!

Xxx

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

2ish a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a 5 a week, most of men though

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

Well if i average it out and round it to the nearest whole number, 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0 it's rare lol

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Sadly none. Could do with a back crack..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/09/19 17:02:00]"

I misread the title!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of either but much longer since my last massage which was at the beginning of July

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By *etlookzentaiMan
over a year ago

Derby

2 or 3.. depends on my story writing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe a 5 a week, most of men though

lucky you !

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By *issButtonWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

117 today

need to change my filters again I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly ever any from women, unless I message loads and then I might get back a reply back.

I get a few messages from men and I recieved two recently from tvs.

Life would be so much easier for sex if I was bi.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

One per week, less than messages. So many people not reading properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One per week, less than messages. So many people not reading properly

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yes but it's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As rare as hens teeth sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As rare as hens teeth sadly

Like rocking horse shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None today

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

If you -10 out of 10 that’s how much I get. But hey I am a guy so I think that’s normal

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m still waiting......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its very hard.... getting one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still none... the tension is unbearable

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