FabSwingers.com forum: Can I look at your beaver?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes?

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Can i lick your ham sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes?

Can i lick your ham sandwich?"

Whats a ham sandwich?

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

So how long have you been a woman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So how long have you been a woman?"

Fuck i thought you was asking me there

I dont pm the ladyboys though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try, "Fancy meeting up after you've given birth and are back to your normal weight?"

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

How about "May I badger your beaver?" bit of alliteration always does the trick for me and the double animal reference shows a subtle humour and use of the word may rather than can illustrates that the grammar police need not show up, truncheons at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one that simply said " me " with a pic attached! Defo the most pathetic ever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about "May I badger your beaver?" bit of alliteration always does the trick for me and the double animal reference shows a subtle humour and use of the word may rather than can illustrates that the grammar police need not show up, truncheons at the ready

I like it even if i dont get it I did try offering my 'love truncheon' in the past.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We had one that simply said " me " with a pic attached! Defo the most pathetic ever!

Maybe he wasn't so bright and didn't want to confuse himself?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes?

Can i lick your ham sandwich?

Whats a ham sandwich?

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Two slices of bread playing piggy in the middle

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Have you seen the teeth on a beaver? Yer a braver man than i am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how long have you been a woman?"

I am stealing THAT!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So how long have you been a woman?

I am stealing THAT!!

The ladyboy or the line?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you seen the teeth on a beaver? Yer a braver man than i am."

There goes another story! The teeth thing scares the pants off me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes?

Can i lick your ham sandwich?

Whats a ham sandwich?

Two slices of bread playing piggy in the middle

Fuckin comedienne!

I thought it was a sex thing the ham sandwich thing.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Have you seen the teeth on a beaver? Yer a braver man than i am.

There goes another story! The teeth thing scares the pants off me.

That's quite handy then, there's a few profiles on here that will do the same. Good luck.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes?

Can i lick your ham sandwich?

Whats a ham sandwich?

Two slices of bread playing piggy in the middle

Fuckin comedienne!

I thought it was a sex thing the ham sandwich thing.

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Dirty boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes?

Can i lick your ham sandwich?

Whats a ham sandwich?

Two slices of bread playing piggy in the middle

Fuckin comedienne!

I thought it was a sex thing the ham sandwich thing.

Dirty boy!

Chance would be a fine thing.

I am open for pitty sex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you seen the teeth on a beaver? Yer a braver man than i am.

There goes another story! The teeth thing scares the pants off me.

That's quite handy then, there's a few profiles on here that will do the same. Good luck."

Some I am sure have teeth in there!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes?

Can i lick your ham sandwich?

Whats a ham sandwich?

Two slices of bread playing piggy in the middle

Fuckin comedienne!

I thought it was a sex thing the ham sandwich thing.

Dirty boy!

Chance would be a fine thing.

I am open for pitty sex!

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You are wayyyyy past pitty sex...awwwwwwwwwwwww bless

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Otters are good

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

Otters are good

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i saw what you did there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Otters are good

The Otter the better i like them red ott

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You're not my type physically but I make exceptions for a pretty face or people who are local. See you in 10 minutes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes?

Can i lick your ham sandwich?

Whats a ham sandwich?

Two slices of bread playing piggy in the middle

Fuckin comedienne!

I thought it was a sex thing the ham sandwich thing.

Dirty boy!

Chance would be a fine thing.

I am open for pitty sex!

You are wayyyyy past pitty sex...awwwwwwwwwwwww bless

Twenty past eleven too late i guess.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Otters are good

i saw what you did there

Is that a reflection i see in your avatar?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Maybe you should just ask "has your beaver got alopecia" as an opener?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

Otters are good

i saw what you did there

Is that a reflection i see in your avatar?

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its camouflage

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Have you tried, "do you cum often?"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark."

How dark?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark."

Helllllooooooo there

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.

How dark?

Just dark enough so I can't make out where your teeth should have been.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.

Helllllooooooo there

If you don't mind be reading a book, you can lick me with the lights on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.

How dark?

Just dark enough so I can't make out where your teeth should have been."

Can i use one of then head torches? I dont want to trip over the slippers and smash my teeth in on the bed post!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.

How dark?

Just dark enough so I can't make out where your teeth should have been.

Can i use one of then head torches? I dont want to trip over the slippers and smash my teeth in on the bed post!

You'll have to do me in the livingroom, I don't allow pets on the bed.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.

Helllllooooooo there

If you don't mind be reading a book, you can lick me with the lights on."

War and Peace eh?

And read whatever you like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.

How dark?

Just dark enough so I can't make out where your teeth should have been.

Can i use one of then head torches? I dont want to trip over the slippers and smash my teeth in on the bed post!

You'll have to do me in the livingroom, I don't allow pets on the bed."

Pets? I dont wag my tail and bark at ya cat you know.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.

How dark?

Just dark enough so I can't make out where your teeth should have been.

Can i use one of then head torches? I dont want to trip over the slippers and smash my teeth in on the bed post!

You'll have to do me in the livingroom, I don't allow pets on the bed.

Pets? I dont wag my tail and bark at ya cat you know.

Shame. I like it.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Can I look at your Bieber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like."

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you are shy as I'd like to fuck you in the dark.

How dark?

Just dark enough so I can't make out where your teeth should have been.

Can i use one of then head torches? I dont want to trip over the slippers and smash my teeth in on the bed post!

You'll have to do me in the livingroom, I don't allow pets on the bed.

Pets? I dont wag my tail and bark at ya cat you know.

Shame. I like it."

Do you do pint-a-poke?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?"

No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?

No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door

yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"It doesn’t work as a first message which is a bastard as I had high hopes for that one. Anyone got any other lame ones I can steal to send out to prospective pokes?

At my alma mater american students were beaver students...it was another good way to take the piss out of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?

No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door

yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety."

Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?

No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door

yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.

Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!

But it does have a brush seal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?

No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door

yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.

Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!

But it does have a brush seal

There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?

No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door

yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.

Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!

But it does have a brush seal

There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?

There is a cage but you'll be fine... it's over 6 inches deep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?

No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door

yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.

Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!

But it does have a brush seal

There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?

There is a cage but you'll be fine... it's over 6 inches deep

I'll bend it in half then

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?

No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door

yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.

Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!

But it does have a brush seal

There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?

There is a cage but you'll be fine... it's over 6 inches deep

I'll bend it in half then

Ok - when we fucking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?

No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door

yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.

Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!

But it does have a brush seal

There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?

There is a cage but you'll be fine... it's over 6 inches deep

I'll bend it in half then

Ok - when we fucking?"

I am rodding the letterbox right now am at the wrong house?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?

No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door

yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.

Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!

But it does have a brush seal

There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?

There is a cage but you'll be fine... it's over 6 inches deep

I'll bend it in half then

Ok - when we fucking?

I am rodding the letterbox right now am at the wrong house?

Timewaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest, if I don't have to kiss you, I don't really care what you look like.

Well i can pop my cock through the letterbox if you like

I'm up for that.... you do mean fanny when you say letterbox don't you?

No the thing the postie pushes his delivery through attached to the front door

yes... that would be my fanny... though I told him he really didn't need to strap himself to the front door for safety.

Do you have a spring loaded flap on your fanny? Awesome!!!!!!!!

But it does have a brush seal

There is no wire cage on the inside i can get my bell end stuck in is there?

There is a cage but you'll be fine... it's over 6 inches deep

I'll bend it in half then

Ok - when we fucking?

I am rodding the letterbox right now am at the wrong house?

Timewaster

Charmin i am roddin ten to the dozen here and no appreciation

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