FabSwingers.com forum: weird things

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What was the weirdest request or thing a person has done or said to you while having sex? Something which puts you off or made you stop for a second, thinking should I just run now or get on with it?

I think I've been quite lucky so far. But one guy kept on making porno faces as I call it. Really put me off, so I just pushed his face down to my pussy so I didn't have to look at that stupid face anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a guy stuck his cock between my shoe and the sole of my foot before hun , he was swiftly told to stop it , they were suede ffs lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

that's just inconsiderate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Had a guy wanking n he put his cock or tried to put his cock in my ear!!! WTF!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Had a guy wanking n he put his cock or tried to put his cock in my ear!!! WTF!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!

Maybe he missed the female anatomy class? Interestingly, if you google 'ear wank' you find something about it in the urban dictionary lol"
if its anything like ...nope im not going there...he liked ears...strange kinda guy but lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a guy wanking n he put his cock or tried to put his cock in my ear!!! WTF!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!

Maybe he missed the female anatomy class? Interestingly, if you google 'ear wank' you find something about it in the urban dictionary lol

So what did you do?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Had a guy wanking n he put his cock or tried to put his cock in my ear!!! WTF!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!

Maybe he missed the female anatomy class? Interestingly, if you google 'ear wank' you find something about it in the urban dictionary lol

So what did you do?"
i dint wanna get glue ear so i moved over a bit

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oh and one of my first boyfriends used to fart when he had an orgasm....no 69s for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha you're cracking me up here femme!

now that's just rude, letting one rip! I thought muscles tense up when you cum and not relax??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"haha you're cracking me up here femme!

now that's just rude, letting one rip! I thought muscles tense up when you cum and not relax??

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he was a weird un i tell ya...i always seem to meet guys with strange foibles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a guy wanking n he put his cock or tried to put his cock in my ear!!! WTF!!!!!

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that was nearly a proper mindfuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a guy wanking n he put his cock or tried to put his cock in my ear!!! WTF!!!!!

He clearly wanted to f*ck your brains out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a guy wanking n he put his cock or tried to put his cock in my ear!!! WTF!!!!!

So you have never heard the saying before of sweet heart im gonna fuck your brains out! hahaha

What can I say I spose some people believe they must take it as a literal thingy yeah?. Good job nobody had told him about an axe wound hey

hahaha

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