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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey

There was an old fella called Rab

Who decided he would join Fab

Within a week

He`d got a meet

And now he`s riddled with crabs.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

She begged and she pleaded for more

He said "But we've already had four

And I know it's absurd

But I'm sure that you've heard

That Eros, spelled backwards, is Sore"

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Read this in a Scottish accent -

There was a young couple from Pitlochry

Who decided to make love in a rockery

She said “John you’ve come all over mae bum, it was nae a fuck, was a mockery”.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

There once was a woman from Bude

Who went for a swim in the lake

A bloke in a punt

Shoved his pole up her nose

And said "you can't swim here, it's private"

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

An Irishman Paddy O'Toole

Had a nasty red rash on his tool

But his doctor, a cynic

Said get out of my clinic

And wipe off that lipstick you fool

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"An Irishman Paddy O'Toole

Had a nasty red rash on his tool

But his doctor, a cynic

Said get out of my clinic

And wipe off that lipstick you fool"

Hahaha... ace!

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"There once was a woman from Bude

Who went for a swim in the lake

A bloke in a punt

Shoved his pole up her nose

And said "you can't swim here, it's private""

Haven`t heard that one for over 25 years.

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