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Things you believed when you were younger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I was younger I thought everything in the 'olden' days were black and white because my parents had black and white photos

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I was convinced (still dont know where it came from) that all the children in bethlehem where blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought tuna was a small fish because they came in small tins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dark holds horrors...and they're waiting..

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

My sister was a ----.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I believed there was a man in the moon watching me and he would know if i was naughty- no wonder i am like i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum used to tell me i had to be in bed by midnite or all the monsters came out ... shit its 2 mins to go... nite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i believed that all cats were females and all dogs were males. silly me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"my mum used to tell me i had to be in bed by midnite or all the monsters came out ... shit its 2 mins to go... nite lol"
monsters hide under ya bed, everyone knows that!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

A monster lived down the toilet and if you didnt get away quick enough after the flush it would get you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A monster lived down the toilet and if you didnt get away quick enough after the flush it would get you "

parents culd be so cruel lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"A monster lived down the toilet and if you didnt get away quick enough after the flush it would get you

parents culd be so cruel lol "

Yep, my dad told me my head would cave in at 17 if i didn't stop picking my nose.

Lying barsteward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"A monster lived down the toilet and if you didnt get away quick enough after the flush it would get you

parents culd be so cruel lol "

they never told me it...i just hated the noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had to get your balls in too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought tuna was a small fish because they came in small tins "

So did I actually lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that a cow had licked my forhead , and gave me a cows lick , lol ,thats what I was told ,

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I thought the people on the televison went from the plug, up the wire and into the back of the television

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I thought the people on the televison went from the plug, up the wire and into the back of the television"
lol, i thought there were small people in the radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought tuna was a small fish because they came in small tins

So did I actually lol "

Ditto actually, i was shocked when i found out how big they were!

I also used to believe picnic bars contained baked beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believed that eggs came from lions cos they had a small lion stamped on them !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You had to get your balls in too. "

no that is right lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

When i pulled faces i was told if the wind changed id stay like it, obviously that one was true

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

i believed my parents loved me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i believed my parents loved me "

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

I was told wanking would make me deaf, but it was too late, I just managed to read that somewhere before I went blind

At about 12 years old having been told by class mates I (almost) believed that if you had sex with a girl during her period you'd get VD! In practice I didn't realise they wouldn't let you!

But the real biggy was that if I misbehaved during the week before Christmas the fairy on top of the tree would tell Santa and I wouldn't get and presents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believed everyone was honest and forthright.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you lot fuckin scare me!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told there was a Santa clause and a tooth fairy! hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you lot fuckin scare me!!!!!! "

and it came true!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"you lot fuckin scare me!!!!!!

and it came true!!! "

too right.... I seen your pics, mwah xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you lot fuckin scare me!!!!!!

and it came true!!!

too right.... I seen your pics, mwah xxxxx"

aye they w that bad we had to hide em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you didnt fart once a day you would explode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that if i had sex my pee pee would shrink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking it was possible to 'see' a fart and imagining it to be a brown bubble

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"my mum used to tell me i had to be in bed by midnite or all the monsters came out ... shit its 2 mins to go... nite lolmonsters hide under ya bed, everyone knows that! "

I used to jump from the doorway to my bed so the monsters wouldn't get me and I always had to sleep on my side facing the door because otherwise they would get me...what wild imaginations we had as kids...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid I believed my mum when she told me she could see through walls ........ obviously living in a flat with paper thin walls, she never had to come into my sis and I's room when we were playing, to tell us to pipe down with the nonsense!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Some of these made me

I used to think you went over the top of the runcorn bridge (as in the arch bit) or if you didnt get off escalators quick enough you'd go through the gap and there was a troll that lived under them

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

One of my first girl friends believed that if my cock got hard at all she had to finish it or it was dangerous. Remember her apologising and sucking away furiously....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that eating the crusts off bread makes your hair curl

that eating carrots makes you see better

that eating the pips in an apple causes trees to grow in your belly

as a bald man who can't see further than the end of my nose without glasses, i assure you the first two are bollocks !

i still don't eat apple pips though, just in case !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that the quilt would protect you from monsters an ghosts if you hid under it

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

If you wasn't in bed my midnight, you would turn into a pumpkin.

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By *ANWIDGESCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

If i keep pulling it and pulling it and pulling it, it should get longer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told there was a Santa clause and a tooth fairy! hmmm"

there is!!!! there is!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that i could make my mums car into a back to future car with products from the kays cattaloge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think that robot wars was real like pro wrestling, but it turns out is was fixed, like boxing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if pigs tried to swim they would cut their own throats with their trotters.

On news reports when they talked about guerilla warfare, I imagined unrest amongst the monkeys

I thought 'Jennifer Eckles' from 'Lilly the Pink' was my sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wasn't in bed my midnight, you would turn into a pumpkin. "

yay !

that's reminded me, it's daft joke time

cinderella is going to the ball

fairy godmother says that she must be back by midnight or her fanny will turn into a pumpkin

whilst at the ball, cinderella meets a handsome prince

during a close dance, he says 'what's your name' ?

she replies 'cinderella. what's yours ?'

he says 'i am prince peter, the pumpkin eater, what time do you have to be home?'

cinderella replies 'half six'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believed I could suck my own cock.

I still think thats why I've got a bad back now I'm older

(I was right btw)

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I always used to have the blanket tucked in at the bottom the bed to stop snakes coming in and swallowing me.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"I believed I could suck my own cock.

I still think thats why I've got a bad back now I'm older

(I was right btw)"

I tried it. I wasn't (and am still not) supple enough OR long enough.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I believed that if u didnt put a hole in the bottom of your boiled egg shell witches could use them to cross rivers

Still use the end of me spoon to bash a hole in the empty shell at the age of *coughs* 39 and darent have boiled egg at hotel brekkie in case staff think i'm weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u lied you get spots on your tounge I was told by my mom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we used to play in the field behind our house and there was a fallen tree which was all knarly and moss covered and the end looked like a bearded face and one of the older kids told us it was God and for a few years we believed it although it didn't stop us clambering all over it most days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dads car turned the cats eyes on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For some unknown reason I thought my mum had some control over when Knightrider would air on television.

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