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By *ittleMissCali OP Woman
over a year ago

all loved up

You get yourself all comfy in bed.. pillows just right... duvet perfect.. position is just great... and you realise you need to go to the bathroom before sleep???

What other things are comparable?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

When you've been to the toilet and realise there's no paper

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

sitting down to a delicious, steaming hot meal when you're really, really hungry and your mum rings up.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

When you get in the bath and you've left your towel/soap/drink out of reach.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Washing up and your nose starts running

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By *lderamDarkMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

When your so hungry after work and your foods too hot to eat and have to leave it to cool down a little bit but it smells so good

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

When you get home from shopping and realise you forgot the one thing you actually needed, not the £50 worth of shit you picked up.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

your lying in bed comfy like and realise the bins need to go out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"When you get home from shopping and realise you forgot the one thing you actually needed, not the £50 worth of shit you picked up."

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your lying in bed comfy like and realise the bins need to go out"
do you get up and do it or risk beating the binmen in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get yourself all comfy in bed.. pillows just right... duvet perfect.. position is just great... and you realise you need to go to the bathroom before sleep???

What other things are comparable?"

When you start washing the dishes and your face is itchy.

When you sit down and realise the remote is on the other side of the room.

When get in the car and think you’ve not locked the front door and when you check, you have locked it.

The list is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cat keeps bringing in live presents in the middle of the night because she loves you

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

You pick your cup of coffee up that was just perfect, have a big swig and it's cold.

Why?

Jo.Xx

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By *ittleMissCali OP Woman
over a year ago

all loved up

"your lying in bed comfy like and realise the bins need to go out"

This too lol

To be fair most of these on the thread

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"your lying in bed comfy like and realise the bins need to go outdo you get up and do it or risk beating the binmen in the morning? "

Or they arrive just a few minutes earlier than usual, and you have to wait to put out the bin next time!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"your lying in bed comfy like and realise the bins need to go outdo you get up and do it or risk beating the binmen in the morning? "

probably risk it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

All of these apply to me

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By *lderamDarkMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

When you wake up in the morning and you want your morning coffee and you realise you used the last bit of milk in yesterdays

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By *luey manMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Starting to do something and then finding that other things need sorting too and everything becomes stressfil and you wish you'd never started doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get dressed up and shave your foo foo and then he texts saying he can't meet tonight as he's had a call out from work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your just about to take a sip of the nice cold beer you've poured yourself at the end of a hard day and one of your kids phone to say they've missed their bus home and could you come and get them grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Settling down with a curry and a beer and can’t find anything to watch on telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody work!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your lying in bed comfy like and realise the bins need to go outdo you get up and do it or risk beating the binmen in the morning?

probably risk it

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yep same...our binmen are lazy gits and dont get here till mid morning so its easy..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you wake up in the morning and you want your morning coffee and you realise you used the last bit of milk in yesterdays "
or worse still...you've run out of coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get home from shopping and realise you forgot the one thing you actually needed, not the £50 worth of shit you picked up."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you bury the neighbors under the patio then realise it should have been the neighbors on the other side... who hasn't done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all ready to walk out the door, usually wearing black, and dribble toothpaste right down your top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You come downstairs with something and realise it's not what you went up for.

When you have to buy a tool for a job, and you know you already have one somewhere but just can't find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you’ve driven half way to work and begin wondering if you locked your front door.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put face mask on and instantly get an itchy nose.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

When you just step out of the shower and realise you need a poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you just step out of the shower and realise you need a poo

It's worse when you just step in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get home and are desperate for a pee and your door key decides to play hide and seek!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When you think you've finished your poo, so you stand up only to realise theres more . Fucking Annoying

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

When you get up and go for a piss, then get back into bed and within ten minutes your bowels decide to start moving, even though you didn't need to go the first time

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"When you get up and go for a piss, then get back into bed and within ten minutes your bowels decide to start moving, even though you didn't need to go the first time

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or when u go for a piss before bed fet all cosy then ur bladder plays the game of fuck it lets have round 2 just because it wants to be a prick haha

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"When you wake up in the morning and you want your morning coffee and you realise you used the last bit of milk in yesterdays "

You mean drop.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"When you just step out of the shower and realise you need a poo

Do you normally shite in the shower?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When your friend sends you a message, saying she's just spotted 2 pairs of your favourite designer shoes, in your size, in a charity shop, unworn £50

You leap into action, sprint out of the house, drive into town swearing at idiot drivers, spend 15mins trying to find a parking spot, run to the shop.

Only to find you've grabbed your day bag & your purse is at home in your work bag.

Yes, this was me yesterday!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"When your friend sends you a message, saying she's just spotted 2 pairs of your favourite designer shoes, in your size, in a charity shop, unworn £50

You leap into action, sprint out of the house, drive into town swearing at idiot drivers, spend 15mins trying to find a parking spot, run to the shop.

Only to find you've grabbed your day bag & your purse is at home in your work bag.

Yes, this was me yesterday!

Tell me this has a happy end! You got the shoes???

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

When you've been in the pub all evening and a lovely lady sends a message 'want to come round to mine?'

As if. Lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"When your friend sends you a message, saying she's just spotted 2 pairs of your favourite designer shoes, in your size, in a charity shop, unworn £50

You leap into action, sprint out of the house, drive into town swearing at idiot drivers, spend 15mins trying to find a parking spot, run to the shop.

Only to find you've grabbed your day bag & your purse is at home in your work bag.

Yes, this was me yesterday!

Tell me this has a happy end! You got the shoes??? "

Not yet!

They agreed to hold them for me till I could get back.

I had a busy day, ran out of time!

My friend lives nr so she popped got them for me.

I'm going to pick them up from her at 17.00hrs

Doing my HappyClappy dance

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"When you just step out of the shower and realise you need a poo

Do you normally shite in the shower?"

No. I dont have any medical need or fetish for that. Just that getting out all fresh and clean, then realising that you need to go. Would probably end up back in the shower. Who doesn't love having a shower fresh bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get the kids to bed , get ready for a real dirty session then 2/3 mins into it one of the kids start knocking on the door! GAME OVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you think you've finished your poo, so you stand up only to realise theres more . Fucking Annoying

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twins

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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People say they aren't something But they really are...really really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you brush tour teeth half asleep and realise tou have put hair removal cream on your brush instead of toothpaste. I had the taste in my mouth all day

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

When you're really looking forward to some daytime fun and then your child wakes up with a temperature and you have to cancel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get all comfy on the sofa to watch a movie you been waiting to see for ages then fall asleep and end up missing the last 3/4 of the film!!

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