FabSwingers.com forum: It still amazes me...

By *isser36 OP Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

The shocking quality of some of the pics uploaded on here.. What are you taking these pictures with?? A Nokia 7650? Haha appreciate the effort though yeah.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

A lot of people can't afford a great phone with a brilliant camera. My early photos were grainy as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't quite make out if it's a dildo or your cock stuck in that slingback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures are compressed when you upload them to fab, not as much when you're a site supporter.

So no, people don't take them with a potato, they're just downgraded in quality to save space.

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By *isser36 OP Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

"A lot of people can't afford a great phone with a brilliant camera. My early photos were grainy as fuck. "

Even shit phone's have half decent cameras these days! c'mon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't quite make out if it's a dildo or your cock stuck in that slingback"

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By *isser36 OP Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

"I can't quite make out if it's a dildo or your cock stuck in that slingback"

That would be me! Love a red slingback

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Does it really bother you that much?

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By *STWO65Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"The shocking quality of some of the pics uploaded on here.. What are you taking these pictures with?? A Nokia 7650? Haha appreciate the effort though yeah. "

Tell you what we find really shocking.

The number of cock photos on here.

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By *isser36 OP Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

"Does it really bother you that much? "

No, just a bit of satire, it's just a forum where you can post stuff ya know, so I did.

But I knew it wouldn't be long before you popped up with comment with your usual level of fun.

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Some dont' care, some just can't take photos, no matter what equipment they have.

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By *STWO65Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"Some dont' care, some just can't take photos, no matter what equipment they have."

And for some the only photos they can take is of their cocks!!

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By *isser36 OP Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

"The shocking quality of some of the pics uploaded on here.. What are you taking these pictures with?? A Nokia 7650? Haha appreciate the effort though yeah.

Tell you what we find really shocking.

The number of cock photos on here.

There's no way you found that shocking! No way! It's the Industry standard for cocks shots of varying sizes and angles.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Does it really bother you that much?

No, just a bit of satire, it's just a forum where you can post stuff ya know, so I did.

But I knew it wouldn't be long before you popped up with comment with your usual level of fun. "

I'm not sure you know what satire means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some dont' care, some just can't take photos, no matter what equipment they have."

'equipment "?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I can't quite make out if it's a dildo or your cock stuck in that slingback"

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By *isser36 OP Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

"Does it really bother you that much?

No, just a bit of satire, it's just a forum where you can post stuff ya know, so I did.

But I knew it wouldn't be long before you popped up with comment with your usual level of fun.

I'm not sure you know what satire means. "

And does that bother you that much?

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By *STWO65Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"The shocking quality of some of the pics uploaded on here.. What are you taking these pictures with?? A Nokia 7650? Haha appreciate the effort though yeah.

Tell you what we find really shocking.

The number of cock photos on here.

There's no way you found that shocking! No way! It's the Industry standard for cocks shots of varying sizes and angles. "

Don't know about industry standard, but it seems the single guy's standard!!

They seem so proud of it that is all that their photos consist of!!

Shocking may be the wrong word though, maybe the word should be sad.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Then there are the photos you wish were never taken, poor resolution or not!

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By *isser36 OP Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

"The shocking quality of some of the pics uploaded on here.. What are you taking these pictures with?? A Nokia 7650? Haha appreciate the effort though yeah.

Tell you what we find really shocking.

The number of cock photos on here.

There's no way you found that shocking! No way! It's the Industry standard for cocks shots of varying sizes and angles.

Don't know about industry standard, but it seems the single guy's standard!!

They seem so proud of it that is all that their photos consist of!!

Shocking may be the wrong word though, maybe the word should be sad."

Nothing wrong with being proud of their equipment!! And let's be honest there's not much single guys can do right on fab!

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Are you excluding your own, out of focus pics, from your quality test then OP?

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By *isser36 OP Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

"Are you excluding your own, out of focus pics, from your quality test then OP?

..... Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't quite make out if it's a dildo or your cock stuck in that slingback"

I’m wetting myself laughing at this comment

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"Are you excluding your own, out of focus pics, from your quality test then OP?

..... Yes.

Tis all cool then

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By *isser36 OP Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

"Are you excluding your own, out of focus pics, from your quality test then OP?

..... Yes.

Tis all cool then

Also... Love your pics! Now that should be the standard!

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"Are you excluding your own, out of focus pics, from your quality test then OP?

..... Yes.

Tis all cool then

Also... Love your pics! Now that should be the standard!

Cheers

its something we both love doing, and sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's really no excuse for photos that aren't clear. If you really are stuck in the dark ages then the internet really isn't the place for you.

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By *isser36 OP Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

"There's really no excuse for photos that aren't clear. If you really are stuck in the dark ages then the internet really isn't the place for you. "

Thank you scarlet! Haha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

People like my pics or they don't. I'm not bothered either way lol.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well if someone wants to buy me a snazzie new expensive phone then feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if someone wants to buy me a snazzie new expensive phone then feel free

And me.

Many thanks in advance

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well if someone wants to buy me a snazzie new expensive phone then feel free

And me.

Many thanks in advance

Oi I'm top of the list for any freebies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if someone wants to buy me a snazzie new expensive phone then feel free

And me.

Many thanks in advance

Oi I'm top of the list for any freebies

I’ll fight you for it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well if someone wants to buy me a snazzie new expensive phone then feel free

And me.

Many thanks in advance

Oi I'm top of the list for any freebies

I’ll fight you for it

Go for it,but bare in mind I'm a 52 year old perimenopausel woman

I fight dirty nowadays and take no prisoners

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By *elliNevvaMan
over a year ago

London

Op -ever considered that sometimes it's done deliberately -whether that is because they don't want to be recognised or don't want to be objectified?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if someone wants to buy me a snazzie new expensive phone then feel free

And me.

Many thanks in advance

Oi I'm top of the list for any freebies

I’ll fight you for it

Go for it,but bare in mind I'm a 52 year old perimenopausel woman

I fight dirty nowadays and take no prisoners

I’m confident

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Op -ever considered that sometimes it's done deliberately -whether that is because they don't want to be recognised or don't want to be objectified?"

Nar they just have a shit phone

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well if someone wants to buy me a snazzie new expensive phone then feel free

And me.

Many thanks in advance

Oi I'm top of the list for any freebies

I’ll fight you for it

Go for it,but bare in mind I'm a 52 year old perimenopausel woman

I fight dirty nowadays and take no prisoners

I’m confident

I need backup methinks. Anyone want to fight Boldy with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if someone wants to buy me a snazzie new expensive phone then feel free

And me.

Many thanks in advance

Oi I'm top of the list for any freebies

I’ll fight you for it

Go for it,but bare in mind I'm a 52 year old perimenopausel woman

I fight dirty nowadays and take no prisoners

I’m confident

I need backup methinks. Anyone want to fight Boldy with me?

Can I throw in jelly and watch for a while first?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well if someone wants to buy me a snazzie new expensive phone then feel free

And me.

Many thanks in advance

Oi I'm top of the list for any freebies

I’ll fight you for it

Go for it,but bare in mind I'm a 52 year old perimenopausel woman

I fight dirty nowadays and take no prisoners

I’m confident

I need backup methinks. Anyone want to fight Boldy with me?

Can I throw in jelly and watch for a while first?

Erm yeah why not make it strawberry favoured though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if someone wants to buy me a snazzie new expensive phone then feel free

And me.

Many thanks in advance

Oi I'm top of the list for any freebies

I’ll fight you for it

Go for it,but bare in mind I'm a 52 year old perimenopausel woman

I fight dirty nowadays and take no prisoners

I’m confident

I need backup methinks. Anyone want to fight Boldy with me?

Can I throw in jelly and watch for a while first?

Erm yeah why not make it strawberry favoured though."

I know some sneaky fighting stuff too, but I go with the highest bidder...

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By *isser36 OP Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

Fight! fight! fight! Winner gets a new phone with a shit hot camera and a free photo shoot with me to test it out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get to roll around in strawberry jelly with Ignite and Boldy. I call that a win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignite, no jelly

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Ignite, no jelly

I love jelly

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Fight! fight! fight! Winner gets a new phone with a shit hot camera and a free photo shoot with me to test it out!!

May as well just post it to me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignite, no jelly

Other options can be available, body oils? Work with me here....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Ignite, no jelly

Other options can be available, body oils? Work with me here...."

Don't tell her that I have more chance of winning if she doesn't like jelly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignite, no jelly

I love jelly

Ewww. The texture. The smell.

Christ on a bike!

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By *isser36 OP Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

"Fight! fight! fight! Winner gets a new phone with a shit hot camera and a free photo shoot with me to test it out!!

May as well just post it to me now."

Sorry you have to collect in person to claim the free photo shoot. (bring your own jelly)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Fight! fight! fight! Winner gets a new phone with a shit hot camera and a free photo shoot with me to test it out!!

May as well just post it to me now.

Sorry you have to collect in person to claim the free photo shoot. (bring your own jelly) "

There's always a bloody catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignite, no jelly

Other options can be available, body oils? Work with me here....

Don't tell her that I have more chance of winning if she doesn't like jelly."

It's a tough call, but I can be bought relatively cheaply..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't quite make out if it's a dildo or your cock stuck in that slingback"

This has killed me!!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Never mind the clarity / megapixel detail, it's some of the background / backdrop visuals that amaze me...

I never knew such hideous sofas and wallpaper patterns existed

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Never mind the quality it’s more about the editing and filtering that’s hiding the actual person!!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I can't quite make out if it's a dildo or your cock stuck in that slingback

This has killed me!!"

RIP

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"Well if someone wants to buy me a snazzie new expensive phone then feel free

And me.

Many thanks in advance

Oi I'm top of the list for any freebies

Just add more light (cheap pop reflectors are great) - Some of our pics were taken with a 5 year old iPhone, just turn some more lights on, or stand by a nice large window, north facing windows work best as the sun isn't normally directly shining through.

Although neither of you 2 ladies seem to have any problems with getting some good photos

Chappeau

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't quite make out if it's a dildo or your cock stuck in that slingback

This has killed me!!

RIP"

Should we send flowers?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I can't quite make out if it's a dildo or your cock stuck in that slingback

This has killed me!!

RIP

Should we send flowers?"

I have a few wilted roses in my garden I can send,you can send the card.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't quite make out if it's a dildo or your cock stuck in that slingback

This has killed me!!

RIP

Should we send flowers?

I have a few wilted roses in my garden I can send,you can send the card."

Perfect, I’ll sign from both of us.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Well if someone wants to buy me a snazzie new expensive phone then feel free

And me.

Many thanks in advance

Oi I'm top of the list for any freebies

I’ll fight you for it

Go for it,but bare in mind I'm a 52 year old perimenopausel woman

I fight dirty nowadays and take no prisoners

Tag team?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I can't quite make out if it's a dildo or your cock stuck in that slingback

This has killed me!!

RIP

Should we send flowers?

I have a few wilted roses in my garden I can send,you can send the card.

Perfect, I’ll sign from both of us.

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