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Door A or Door B?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You are being held prisoner with no means of escape other than two doors.

To pass through door A you must have sex with the gate keeper all night long... the gate keeper of door A has an ugly face but a really fit body.

To pass through door B you must have sex with the gate keeper all night long... the gate keeper of door B has an attractive face but a really nasty looking body.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Door B

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

shag gatekeeper A while looking at B?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose gate-keeper A - but put a paper bag over your head - and one over his, in case his bag bursts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ... whilst staring into their eyes tenderly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hot bod wins for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hot bod wins for me "

Ditto. Can always put her on her hands and knees so I don't have to look at her face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can paper bag a head but not a body

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

If the food's reasonable and they treat prisoners reasonably well with a TV and Hifi and Wifi then i'll have a wank.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

BEWARE.

It's a trick. Both door A and B lead to a really ugly munter with a good awful body. Only after doing that deed would you escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after serious consideration about this subject i think id have to go for the nice face

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

god not good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whichever one recognises me as the Keymaster

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door A, put 2 bags over his face in case one falls off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that the hot bod gets it and the no kissing other than the oh rule applies! Far to intimate and kept for mr special!

Is that allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B ... i love a nice body but no good with out a face .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll fuck 'em both! At least that way I get one whole fit person!! Let it not be said I have no standards!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You are being held prisoner with no means of escape other than two doors.

To pass through door A you must have sex with the gate keeper all night long... the gate keeper of door A has an ugly face but a really fit body.

To pass through door B you must have sex with the gate keeper all night long... the gate keeper of door B has an attractive face but a really nasty looking body.

"
Neither- id let em watch me while i wanked myself silly in exchange for my freedom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can paper bag a head but not a body "

+1

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Gate A.... eyes shut tight!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

BEWARE.

It's a trick. Both door A and B lead to a really ugly munter with a good awful body. Only after doing that deed would you escape. "

get away from the doors, ya fud!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Is escape compulsory? Can I just sit out my sentence or do I WANT to escape?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

dont care if i have a night of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..put the question of freedom to one side temporarily and have sex with both...just to see which kind of freedom i preferred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangle the Gate keeper then run like fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ugly mug sounds better than nasty body. So A.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a threesome with A plus B (meaning that I only have to shag half the night) an option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you say nasty body, do you mean covered in boils an scabs an stuff like that? its very important to know this information.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have to look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gorgeous face wins it for me every time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not really bothered i would just insist on doggy then i don't have to look anyhoo

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By *idlifecrisis40Man
over a year ago

Manchester (North)

Well, if I wanted to make really sure that I escaped I would suggest a threesome. Then, some hours later, while the two of them were busy shagging each other I'd slip through whichever door was the closest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice face does it for me every time. Any one of us can achieve a nice body if we wanted, yes some of us would have to put a lot of work in but its achievable.

There's sod all you can do if you're ugly. You can't go for surgery cos all they can do is enhance and make better existing features, if you're ugly you're stuck with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a slack-arse-slapper

I’d make an exist through whichever door was nearest regardless of which guard I had to have all night sex with….!.

Then in the morning I’d break back into the prison and try leaving by the other door later that night,,,,,……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Then in the morning I’d break back into the prison and try leaving by the other door later that night,,,,,…… "

You'd have more trouble tryin to break back in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Then in the morning I’d break back into the prison and try leaving by the other door later that night,,,,,…… "

You'd have more trouble tryin to break back in...

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

A as prinson cell would probably be all dark anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Then in the morning I’d break back into the prison and try leaving by the other door later that night,,,,,……

You'd have more trouble tryin to break back in...

"

Ahhh but Euroid-geezoid......your forgetting I'm well accustomed to using the back-door and everyone knows re-entry is always easier second time around ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Then in the morning I’d break back into the prison and try leaving by the other door later that night,,,,,……

You'd have more trouble tryin to break back in...

Ahhh but Euroid-geezoid......your forgetting I'm well accustomed to using the back-door and everyone knows re-entry is always easier second time around .... "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A but keep it doggy or reverse cowgirl allnight

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I wouldnt go through any of the doors

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are being held prisoner with no means of escape other than two doors.

To pass through door A you must have sex with the gate keeper all night long... the gate keeper of door A has an ugly face but a really fit body.

To pass through door B you must have sex with the gate keeper all night long... the gate keeper of door B has an attractive face but a really nasty looking body.

"

have them both then i will pass through no problems

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