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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

I'm pregnant.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well congratulations,, mine wasnt that exciting

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Congrats, who's the Daddy?!?!?!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

is it meg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a misdialled message intended for someone else?

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"I'm pregnant.....

"Your going to be a grandad , dad "

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

congratulations whens it due,im going to be a granny in sept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was

i have something for you.....

fuck knows whos its from LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pregnant.....

"Your going to be a grandad , dad "

awwwww thats sweet! congrats once again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last text message I got was: "You can claim your O2 Rewards from 2nd April"

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"I'm pregnant.....

"Your going to be a grandad , dad "

"i'm coming back to live with you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pregnant.....

"Your going to be a grandad , dad "

"i'm coming back to live with you"

So short a swinging career, nipped in the bud by.. a bud. Tata Dad lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Congratulations

My last one said see ya later minge muncher

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

[Removed by poster at 26/03/12 19:51:44]

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Last text message I got was: "You can claim your O2 Rewards from 2nd April""

I got that one too.....Billy no mates here

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Last text message I got was: "You can claim your O2 Rewards from 2nd April""

That actually made me lol!

Mine said 'sounds good to me!'

By the way, contrats Grandpa Ade!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pregnant.....

"Your going to be a grandad , dad "

Ha ha congratulations. Let the spoiling begin.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

my last one was my parents asking if i wasnted to go there for gammon n chips for tea.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I'm pregnant.....

"Your going to be a grandad , dad "

congratulations,you'll love it.

last text i got said,

cancel the party haha ha ha haha

(i'm a celtic supporter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant type out what my last text was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i cant type out what my last text was

work phone boring dribble

personal one mmmm tht would be telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""OK"

i hate them kind x

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

" Where are you ?"

"What you doing ?"

" Who you doing it with ?"

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

*Now that would have been sent quicker by smoke signals x

It had taken me a couple of hours to reply

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

you can claim £5000 from your last motor accident....blah blah..

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

""OK"

i hate them kind x"

i "loved" mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok you big fat homo"

it's come thru now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello stranger and a weirdo smiley face

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

""Yes.""

you got it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations OP.

Mine was "mum I feel sick

". Was prompty collected from school for a bit of TLC. Out playing with waterguns tonight. Sick my ass. I'm such a sucker at times

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I'm pooing

Sent from my house mate upstairs on the loo!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Congratulations OP.

Mine was "mum I feel sick

". Was prompty collected from school for a bit of TLC. Out playing with waterguns tonight. Sick my ass. I'm such a sucker at times

And what subject does your son teach?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've just heard on the news that the police have found a body and the only identifying feature was an extremely small penis....

So I thought I'd check you were okay...

Cheers mate...

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

The last text I had was .....

Get them out so I can hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh jolly good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww we should get married

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Have you had your shit yet? Lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Is your areshole that big? Call dynorod.

Takings notes here that _emmefatale hasnt posted hers

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Thats a nice picture of your flip flops you sent me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is your areshole that big? Call dynorod.

Takings notes here that _emmefatale hasnt posted hers"
i bloody have!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i knew you had big tits but if the gravel burns are that bad id see a doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one is brave enough to go down on you ....not even the 3 network

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

From Mod ,royal engineers reserves HQ...

You are now on warning that you may be called up to drive fuel tankers in the next coming weeks ,thanks for serving your country ..

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"From Mod ,royal engineers reserves HQ...

You are now on warning that you may be called up to drive fuel tankers in the next coming weeks ,thanks for serving your country ..

was the last one you sent RE: mad max 2?

'ya want that tanker driven, you talk to me! lol

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"From Mod ,royal engineers reserves HQ...

You are now on warning that you may be called up to drive fuel tankers in the next coming weeks ,thanks for serving your country ..

was the last one you sent RE: mad max 2?

'ya want that tanker driven, you talk to me! lol"

LOl, i just think our troops deserve a fcuking break ,thats all , bless um

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"From Mod ,royal engineers reserves HQ...

You are now on warning that you may be called up to drive fuel tankers in the next coming weeks ,thanks for serving your country ..

was the last one you sent RE: mad max 2?

'ya want that tanker driven, you talk to me! lol

LOl, i just think our troops deserve a fcuking break ,thats all , bless um

mate, i agree.

if i were them i would rather be over in afghanistan, cuz at least you know which direction the shit is coming from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pregnant.....

he was d*unk and wants to lick my clot!! lol my daughter is pregnant too so congrats

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

Never had a text, then again never had a mobile.

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

bangor

Now It's not dark so early fancy riding in the evening, we can do the prom, less people too.? x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Mine was "home now... and nodding off"

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

My youngest daughter had ...

'done it - now what shall I do with the body?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last text read, 875 boxes of cod, 1300 boxes of haddock, 25 boxes of mixed ..... how exciting thats the fish coming into Grimsby market tomorow btw lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"My last text read, 875 boxes of cod, 1300 boxes of haddock, 25 boxes of mixed ..... how exciting thats the fish coming into Grimsby market tomorow btw lol"

ffs Les, take the phone away from Greig!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you did cheat! Plate Hoover

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

could not post what mine was

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Think mine was, can You bring round a dozen nice size Dover Sole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titwank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you.....awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was...ok xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just cum thinking about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just cum thinking about you.

least i know your not that popular if that was the last text you received... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was it's in the kitchen drawer, idiot!

Was only asking where the sellotape was!!!

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

did you forget what day it was ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my last text says.... "lol chicken x"

refering to some planned outdoor action this afternoon in my garden, hes convinced im gonna back out

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

'We've gone for arsehole detection! Cos they are more unique lol'

I know weird people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 4 at the moment but 1 is just a frame and an engine.. but im working today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

luvya babes ............... oh i love my messages sometimes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great new offers. 10% discount on all products at Exact Pharma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the pics xxx

(Sent Mrs Artful some naughty uns

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"order your dominoes pizza now by txt"

I really should be fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some pictures of a random mans cock

would love to know who it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know he he xxx"

and

I am sure you still look lovely lol x x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's about time you did some work, part timer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hell yeah

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Up ya bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More death! Good though wasn't it?"

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