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All the same height

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Laying down? Why do people say this?? Because it’s not actually true. - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they’re chancers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because they’re chancers "

Or short dancers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to prevent a rejection

and it's not true .... an ex was 6ft 7 and I'm 5ft 3, it was awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know people say this. I'm 5ft standing up and 5ft laying down.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Are you saying they aren’t all stand up citizens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I don’t get this.

And even if we were the same height lying down...

Some of us like doggy.

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"to prevent a rejection

and it's not true .... an ex was 6ft 7 and I'm 5ft 3, it was awkward "

Not meaning to offend, but as a lad heard the joke about a similar couple.

When they were feet to feet, her head was on it. When they were head to head her feet were on it. And when she was on it she had no one to talk to.

Silly , isn't it?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Definitely not the same size as me. Lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Laying down? Why do people say this?? Because it’s not actually true. - Mrs "

Something I've spent most of my adult life hearing.

No we're not

The joke got boring 30yrs ago

*Bore off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to prevent a rejection

and it's not true .... an ex was 6ft 7 and I'm 5ft 3, it was awkward

Not meaning to offend, but as a lad heard the joke about a similar couple.

When they were feet to feet, her head was on it. When they were head to head her feet were on it. And when she was on it she had no one to talk to.

Silly , isn't it?"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I am tall and don't use the "we're all the same height lying down" chat up line

I prefer "you're tall enough to ride this ride"

And no it doesn't work 99.9 times out of a hundred

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am tall and don't use the "we're all the same height lying down" chat up line

I prefer "you're tall enough to ride this ride"

And no it doesn't work 99.9 times out of a hundred "

Haha but you’ve got a line prepared!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you saying they aren’t all stand up citizens?"

Hmmm I bet many are not

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Are you saying they aren’t all stand up citizens?

Hmmm I bet many are not "

Well blow me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m flat as a pancake lying down and not much taller standing.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I am tall and don't use the "we're all the same height lying down" chat up line

I prefer "you're tall enough to ride this ride"

And no it doesn't work 99.9 times out of a hundred

Haha but you’ve got a line prepared! "

Always

I did have a small girl once say she wanted to climb me

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Stupidly annoying when really tall guys try and use that line after they're rejected for height.

What sort of fun threesome are they expecting with everyone lying down anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short ppl say it......

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Stupidly annoying when really tall guys try and use that line after they're rejected for height.

What sort of fun threesome are they expecting with everyone lying down anyway?"

Guys too tall surely just pick you up and be done with it? More difficult if you’re smaller and have to climb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laying down? Why do people say this?? Because it’s not actually true. - Mrs "

To try and get round a rejection using a statement they thin that will help I guess.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

There's a lot to be said for being the same height (without heels)

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"to prevent a rejection

and it's not true .... an ex was 6ft 7 and I'm 5ft 3, it was awkward

Not meaning to offend, but as a lad heard the joke about a similar couple.

When they were feet to feet, her head was on it. When they were head to head her feet were on it. And when she was on it she had no one to talk to.

Silly , isn't it?"

Well science says that people are happier if their height is 4 inch or less different. A woman will end up happier with a man 1 inch shorter to her than a guy 5 inches taller.

Its to do with impromptu kisses. The greater the chance of impromptu kisses the greater your chance of being "happy".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a short ass. Can be awkward trying to fuck a tall woman. But it’s fun trying ??

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish


"Laying down? Why do people say this?? Because it’s not actually true. - Mrs "

Because they are short and are trying to convince themselves and others its true. It's bullshit churned out by idiots.

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool


"Stupidly annoying when really tall guys try and use that line after they're rejected for height.

What sort of fun threesome are they expecting with everyone lying down anyway?

Guys too tall surely just pick you up and be done with it? More difficult if you’re smaller and have to climb."

Maybe I don't want the guy picking me up in the middle of a threesome?

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

This makes me laugh when guys of average height think they're short . You genuinely don't know what short is.

No we aren't all the same height lying down, as other have said it's a old cheesy line.

In my experience most people don't like short men but it matters not, I still have a great time in the bedroom and hopefully so do the people we meet.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I hear this line all the time, I prefer not having to pick a man up to look him straight in the eye

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