FabSwingers.com forum: Adopt a forumite

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

This was tried a little while ago but I thought I'd give it another go.

After conversations with newbies and more seasoned forumites over my time here I've realised that there is a huge amount of trial and error that goes into the first few months and meets. Sometimes it's just a learning experience, sometimes it has the potential to be a bit more sinister.

In the interests of helping newbies to find their feet, to be safe and just how to make things work for them, I thought we could try a buddy system.

State that you're in on the thread and I will endeavour to pair people up (newbie with experienced forumite) to ask questions, share experience or just have a natter!

Please note; this is meant to be helping, not as a way to engineer a meet!

Away you go folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adopt me! I’m new and shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a forum mentor.... I'll help out

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sounds fun. I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh as a bit of a senior Forumite (that translates to old and been here for yonks)

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adopt me! I’m new and shy

I'll bagsey Nora

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can teach the lost art of swearing in an eloquent manner

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I’m in - been around 10 years off and on so I’ve picked up a few things. Even if I don’t always apply them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adopt me! I’m new and shy

"
I'll guide you through your adventures

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Adopt me! I’m new and shy

I was waiting for a comment like that!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I guess I'm new - been on here 2 months.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Adopt me! I’m new and shy

I'll bagsey Nora"

I'm going to try and keep genders together to prevent any of that sort of thing

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’d need someone that spoke manc..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adopt me! I’m new and shy

I was waiting for a comment like that! "

You can always count on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adopt me! I’m new and shy

I'll bagsey Nora

I'm going to try and keep genders together to prevent any of that sort of thing"

Oh I’m in then. I’ll adopt a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adopt me! I’m new and shy

I'll bagsey Nora

I'm going to try and keep genders together to prevent any of that sort of thing"

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Just waiting for the newbies to turn up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been on and off here! So not new.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm in, and probably old lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was tried a little while ago but I thought I'd give it another go.

In the interests of helping newbies to find their feet, to be safe and just how to make things work for them, I thought we could try a buddy system.

State that you're in on the thread and I will endeavour to pair people up (newbie with experienced forumite) to ask questions, share experience or just have a natter!

Please note; this is meant to be helping, not as a way to engineer a meet!

Away you go folks! "
i adopt _amiss shes been described rather negatIvely because she enjoys 'games' which are deemed as boring by some, so id like to take her sexy tanned butt under my wing

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll adopt someone! I don't mind gender etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any male, tall, athletic newbies out there who need a mentor...

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I've been here 13 months so still a newbie really

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Indecent Proposal 73, you get MrAitch!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon/Ashbounre ish

I'll go up for adoption!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been here 13 months so still a newbie really

Can I have her ^^

. I’ll be nice and gentle I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been here 13 months so still a newbie really

You my sweet are definite mentor material...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea.....

I'm in

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By *ungle JesusMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m in because I’m on and off this and not met anyone yet so here’s to trying

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Can people state whether they're newbies or looking to help please?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Not just for Christmas "

You're returning though...

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Walkingtaff1, you get papascouse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always looking to help but not sure what I count as officially.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"This was tried a little while ago but I thought I'd give it another go.

In the interests of helping newbies to find their feet, to be safe and just how to make things work for them, I thought we could try a buddy system.

State that you're in on the thread and I will endeavour to pair people up (newbie with experienced forumite) to ask questions, share experience or just have a natter!

Please note; this is meant to be helping, not as a way to engineer a meet!

Away you go folks! i adopt _amiss shes been described rather negatIvely because she enjoys 'games' which are deemed as boring by some, so id like to take her sexy tanned butt under my wing

Doh...Thank you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can help!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m in... think I’m past newbie stage

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon/Ashbounre ish

"I've been here 13 months so still a newbie really

Can I have her ^^

. I’ll be nice and gentle I promise "

I'll adopt you both

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m in... think I’m past newbie stage "

Me too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in... think I’m past newbie stage "
i will adopt you to you need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, but I don't know whether three and a half years of fuck all means I'm a newbie..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adopt me! I’m new and shy

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always willing to listen and try to help. I've been here years so do know a thing or two

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Raven Red, you can have _ookie46!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Raven Red, you can have _ookie46! "

Haha this will be a hoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouthy all the time but still new - Mrs

Adopt meeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here 10 months, are we still at newbie status?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Someone adopt me I’m lonely

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

So...

Sexy Brunette, you get Cagey tigers.

Nora, you have DandLBi.

Saffron40, _uciyass is all yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello Nora

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Oh hello Nora

You need to PM

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Anyone willing to adopt a duck ?

I am house trained, but keep the crusts away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone wants a hand with the Irish forum Id be happy to help...

Cant manage you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy being adopted, temporarily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy being adopted, temporarily. "

but only by a genuine newbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adopt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not just for Christmas

You're returning though...

Does that exclude me

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Not just for Christmas

You're returning though...

Does that exclude me

No, I'm just unsure as to where to fit you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not just for Christmas

You're returning though...

Does that exclude me

No, I'm just unsure as to where to fit you"

You need a sorting hat Slytherin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'm in. I'll make an alright wing buddy I reckon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have to be matched up?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Raven Red, you can have _ookie46!

Haha this will be a hoot

Yay, my sarah x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Do we have to be matched up? "

If you know someone that you can help/will help you then by all means!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm in. But I'm not sure I'd be any good to anyone

Send me the new beef cake over 40 and I'll see what I can do

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I need adopting

I’m new

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I need adopting

I’m new

Lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this thread.... it's nice to help others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who wants adopting by me, or who would like to adopt me, feel free to message. Since I returned to the forum its been a little like the scene from my favourite film, Forrest Gump, where Forrest gets on the school bus for the first time.... "seat's taken....!"

I'm very open to making a few NEW friends, of any sex, just for laughs mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun to me, I’d love to be adopted

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Sensuallover1000, you've got DorsetZak as your adoptive newbie!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have one.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

FY1/2/3/5/7

"I need adopting

I’m new

haven't you been kinda adopted by us lot??

are we not good enough anymore?

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

I ll take a cute little one...

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Dana2000, you have sexi Lexi as your newbie...

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I need adopting

I’m new

haven't you been kinda adopted by us lot??

are we not good enough anymore?

Of course I am!!!

I’m just greedy you know this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dana2000, you have sexi Lexi as your newbie... "

Wonderful but Lexi is not really a newbie?

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

Do I qualify as a forumite, if so, I'm in

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

FY1/2/3/5/7

"I need adopting

I’m new

haven't you been kinda adopted by us lot??

are we not good enough anymore?

Of course I am!!!

I’m just greedy you know this

doh!! how could I forget

but I did momentarily lol

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I would like to out myself up for adoption....

........

1 Previous owner, now unloved and discarded, slightly mistreated, plenty of good years left, loves to play and to please, enjoys to be stroked, FULLY house trained, extremely attentive...

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

"I would like to out myself up for adoption....

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1 Previous owner, now unloved and discarded, slightly mistreated, plenty of good years left, loves to play and to please, enjoys to be stroked, FULLY house trained, extremely attentive...

I ll adopt you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for adoption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have two under my wing and i will mentor them as i would an offspring, i will nurture them until they function properly on this app

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By *ssexLad84Man
over a year ago

harlow

Yes please, great idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that looks like a game ?

Please do not piss off Sam or he may request that thread to be moved somewhere else and I won't be adopted by someone using the loung

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

Im beginning to think this adoption agency isnt taking my application seriously lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that looks like a game ?

Please do not piss off Sam or he may request that thread to be moved somewhere else and I won't be adopted by someone using the loung

"
its all a game are you blind man get behind the bike shed where you belong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that looks like a game ?

Please do not piss off Sam or he may request that thread to be moved somewhere else and I won't be adopted by someone using the loung

its all a game are you blind man get behind the bike shed where you belong

My place is behind Aldi fucking Aldo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that looks like a game ?

Please do not piss off Sam or he may request that thread to be moved somewhere else and I won't be adopted by someone using the loung

its all a game are you blind man get behind the bike shed where you belong

My place is behind Aldi fucking Aldo"
villi the Italian chef allura

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Im beginning to think this adoption agency isnt taking my application seriously lol"

No, it didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry too busy and i did offer an apprentice the opportunity to learn the secret of clocking fab a month ago not enough candidates tho so im not in

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

I'll put myself up for adoption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be in for this, not sure if I'd be a good mentor though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be adopted too please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been here a while , not sure how good my wisdom is but I'll happily adopt someone x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be my mentor Meli?

Jo.Xx

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By *he KingsmanMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

----Newbie

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Will you be my mentor Meli?

Jo.Xx "

Gladly Jo. Gladly.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Oh that looks like a game ?

Please do not piss off Sam or he may request that thread to be moved somewhere else and I won't be adopted by someone using the loung

If that relates to me, I'm very much a 'she'

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'll be in, too

Been on the site a long time, basically lurking, but only been using the forum for about a month. Does that qualify me as a newbie?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Sorry folks, I'm at work and don't have time to pair folks up or try and work out who's genuinely looking for adoption and who's having a joke.

If you'll be patient ill try and sort people out later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adopt me please

Someone? Anyone?

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

In those famous words of Shreks donkey " pick me, pick me" lol

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I would like to out myself up for adoption....

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1 Previous owner, now unloved and discarded, slightly mistreated, plenty of good years left, loves to play and to please, enjoys to be stroked, FULLY house trained, extremely attentive...

I ll adopt you

Your application has been received and will be processed along with all applications by our team....if you are successful, you will be notified in due course....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

north of Peterborough

I would like a bosom to rest my head and be comforted.

But I'm not selfish - my chest I'd very cumfy to be rested on too. Lol

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I would like a bosom to rest my head and be comforted.

But I'm not selfish - my chest I'd very cumfy to be rested on too. Lol"

Not that kind of buddy fella...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

north of Peterborough

"I would like a bosom to rest my head and be comforted.

But I'm not selfish - my chest I'd very cumfy to be rested on too. Lol

Not that kind of buddy fella... "

And you don't have a bosom.

But thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think our assigned adoptive forumite is not participating lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

north of Peterborough

"I think our assigned adoptive forumite is not participating lol "

Time for a new one then.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I would like a bosom to rest my head and be comforted.

But I'm not selfish - my chest I'd very cumfy to be rested on too. Lol

Not that kind of buddy fella...

And you don't have a bosom.

But thanks "

Did you actually read the OP...?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If anyone wants advice from a sarcastic twat, I'm in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

north of Peterborough

"I would like a bosom to rest my head and be comforted.

But I'm not selfish - my chest I'd very cumfy to be rested on too. Lol

Not that kind of buddy fella...

And you don't have a bosom.

But thanks

Did you actually read the OP...? "

My bad, but it's just a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wisdom imparted... anyone else I can adopt?

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

What happens if the pair(s) have blocked eack other

Anyone needs advice from me, ask away, I'm in,

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"What happens if the pair(s) have blocked eack other

Anyone needs advice from me, ask away, I'm in,

Then I'll reassign, I don't think that's happened yet though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be my mentor Meli?

Jo.Xx

Gladly Jo. Gladly.

*Does the happy dance.

You may live to regret this though Meli.

Jo.Xx

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm up for adoption! I am house trained and make a cracking sunday roast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despite the tumble from the obvious faces, I actually had three ppl approach me from this thread, thanks lovely people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need 6 meals a day and milking every night

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Despite the tumble from the obvious faces, I actually had three ppl approach me from this thread, thanks lovely people

The OP didn't match me but I'm sorted now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Despite the tumble from the obvious faces, I actually had three ppl approach me from this thread, thanks lovely people

The OP didn't match me but I'm sorted now.

Glad for you

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm in. Not a newbie as I've been here for a while but I'd like to help when I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, happy to be matched.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

Please match me. I cause havoc sometimes and need polishing

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No one has matched me Billy no mates

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"No one has matched me Billy no mates

I am literally Billy No Mates lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a hand ??

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No one has matched me Billy no mates

I am literally Billy No Mates lol"

No I am....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adopt me please

Someone? Anyone? "
can i adopt your cheeks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be adopted please

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Adopt me please

Someone? Anyone? can i adopt your cheeks? "

Can I adopt you ?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I need a hand ??"

Can you pick who you adopt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a hand ??

Can you pick who you adopt?

Depends on the person's weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a hand ??

Can you pick who you adopt?

I need adopting by a naughty woman who knows how to use me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I adopt someone, do I get brownie points?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I adopt someone, do I get brownie points?"

Yes. I'll make you brownies if you adopt me. I clearly need taking care of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adopt me please

Someone? Anyone? can i adopt your cheeks?

Can I adopt you ? "
yes mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been here 13 months so still a newbie really

You my sweet are definite mentor material...

As are you i might add

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