FabSwingers.com forum: Innuendo Bingo!

By *entleman Jay OP Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

So tonight I’m going downstairs to play with my big bell end!

This is of course a perfectly innocent statement and has no link to sex. What sentence can you think of that describes something you’ve done today that can be used as a double entendre.

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By *inkyNinjaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow...

I got very wet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played with my pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polished the bell end

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I played with a rather large chopper.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

That's too much. I can't eat all of that x

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Stroked next doors pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'm pushing it hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to swallow the lot.

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By *entleman Jay OP Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

I think we are all wet today. Lol.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I was overcome with virgins earlier. Freshers at Uni.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Someone rang my bell

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

It took a whole box of tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best unintentional innuendo I heard was on the cricket!

The ball has flicked off the helmet of dekok

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I went all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went has hard as possible on the 8 minute ride.

(Bah, mass participation bike events)

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I can't believe how thick and juicy this sausage is.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The magistrate asked me for a reason for my high testosterone levels....

so I gave her one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a man struggle to get it up today...

Stupid umbrella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was talkin to a regular at the hotel I work at last night an we were discussing her previous stay. She said last time I was here the remote wasn’t workin an without thinking I said oh yeah I remember, you stole the battery’s

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

A colleague at work said to me today that she couldn't make it to a staff meeting, so she asked me to fill her slot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I said was "I'd be honoured to kiss the Pope's ring "!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Stiff very stiff

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Blimey that’s a big un

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By *teeeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I need a bigger one.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Gave an old boiler a good service and seeing to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My butcher slappes his meat on the counter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put one in the oven.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Do you have a longer length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have a play with my organ

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By *entleman Jay OP Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

"It took a whole box of tissues

You got a cold?

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By *ussy FoodMan
over a year ago

darlington

My nuts are tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to fix a problem with my big tool

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By *heeky WigglesMan
over a year ago

Hayling

I snapped a G string ..on my guitar

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Watching football....

You can't just let (player name) come inside you like that, he's too dangerous....

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

Just snapped a banjo string... Played it like a mad one

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By *heeky WigglesMan
over a year ago

Hayling

I can bang all night . Cos im a drummer

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I showed off my shiny helmet today to my work colleagues over lunch.

They were all impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good clean fun in the supermarket fruit and veg aisle

What a beautiful pear

Mmmm lovely plums

Wow look at the size of those melons

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

I took her up the back passage .........

It was the quickest way home,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a longer length "
of rope yes how much you need?

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By *antric ecstasyMan
over a year ago

Co Durham

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By *antric ecstasyMan
over a year ago

Co Durham

"The best unintentional innuendo I heard was on the cricket!

The ball has flicked off the helmet of dekok "

"He couldn't get his leg over."

and

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Doyle,can Pat Mustard put his big tool in your box".?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marks out of 10, I'll give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im holding my own

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By *entleman Jay OP Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

Today’s gem. “That needs banging harder”.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I twiddled my arse ... several times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not today but a true story. This guy had chickens and they escaped.

One was a cockerall and the other was a pullet(a young hen)

The bloke came to me and said

"can you help me catch my cock and pullet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching football....

You can't just let (player name) come inside you like that, he's too dangerous....

Reminds me of Phillips sender is describing joey Barton

You no what you are getting wiz joey Barton he is gonna come strong in ze tackle and he is gonna come in your face

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