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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I lead..finished poem this morning..out in the wet cutting hedges..time for mocha/toones back out in wet kit to get a little more wet...it's a wonderful life..hoping gfs critique of poem is good..though she did end up in tears of soppy joy this morning when first read..anyways you peeps..what you upto?

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By *elliNevvaMan
over a year ago

London

Is this a reworking of a classic 5-7-5 Haiku or do you just not get the 17 syllable limit?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I were out in rain cutting hedges

It weren’t very straight cos the edges

Was curvy like sexy women

The End

By Steve (from Brighton)

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Oh little flo

I love you so

Especially in your nightie

When the moonlight flits

Across your tits

Make the rest up yer selves

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I once met a man from Devizes

As I was walking to st Paul’s

But nothing we did rhymed

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

There was a young couple from Pitlochry

Who decided to make love in a rockery

She said “John you’ve cum all over my bum, it was nae a fuck, was a mockery”.

Read in a Scottish accent for added effect.

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

She was only the fishmongers daughter,

But she laid on the counter and said fillet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha actually was just written as a post..where the word lead came from..bleddy auto correct. ..it was not a poem....but hey like your lil dittys. ..my actual poem is pretty deep, long and anywhere but here would be controversial

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I call this one simply: ‘I cannot aim straight’:

Cum on my curtains,

Cum on my floor,

Cum on my carpet

And cum on my door,

Cum on my sofa,

Cum in my sink,

Cum EVERYWHERE,

But not in her pink

The End

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