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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Home alone, weather stopped work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy. I'm out in it hedgecutting and getting soaked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha...maybe but then I can allow myself the luxury working ten hour days and 6 days week..why bother when I can chill with good toones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You should quit the wet and get in..pour a scotch and hit the sounds..or find a body to get wet with lolol

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

It's nice and dry here in the midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to talk about broccoli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli "

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's nice and dry here in the midlands

Sun's out and roofers are still in shorts over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them "

I used to like you woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli "

Tiny trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

Tiny trees.

The broccoli in asda is a different shade of green than Tesco hmmm strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out"

Anything for you Dash

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I want to talk about broccoli "

Ok,how long do you cook you broccoli and how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now"

again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

Ok,how long do you cook you broccoli and how?"

Don't know, I usually get a female to cook for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!"

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds "

They do tablets now for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that. "

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky "

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

Tiny trees.

The broccoli in asda is a different shade of green than Tesco hmmm strange "

Is it? I’m going to check that later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

Tiny trees.

The broccoli in asda is a different shade of green than Tesco hmmm strange "

Seeing as this is Fab shouldn't it be purple sprouting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

Tiny trees.

The broccoli in asda is a different shade of green than Tesco hmmm strange

Seeing as this is Fab shouldn't it be purple sprouting?

Oh I like that one. It’s my favourite!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"It's nice and dry here in the midlands

Not now it’s not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you "

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

Tiny trees.

The broccoli in asda is a different shade of green than Tesco hmmm strange

Seeing as this is Fab shouldn't it be purple sprouting?

Oh I like that one. It’s my favourite!"

I'll bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!! "

Oops. Sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry "

Did you go to the MLS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS"

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

I usually don't come on the forums after an mls,but it's been pretty quite about it for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

I usually don't come on the forums after an mls,but it's been pretty quite about it for some reason"

It was really good from what I hear.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop"

. Are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

. Are you?"

We are. We love it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

. Are you?"

Well I'm bloody going if you and cookie are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

. Are you?

Well I'm bloody going if you and cookie are! "

Me and cookie may share a room. We’ve been meaning to meet

. We shall need someone to bring us drinks intermittently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

. Are you?

We are. We love it. X"

Yay. Love to meet you two!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

. Are you?

We are. We love it. X

Yay. Love to meet you two!"

If I make the guest list I'll deffo be there. Loved Saturday's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

. Are you?

Well I'm bloody going if you and cookie are!

Me and cookie may share a room. We’ve been meaning to meet

. We shall need someone to bring us drinks intermittently. "

Well I'm going to have a fab hen do (when he pops the question) and I want naked butlers so we could hold auditions. Fancy being on the judging panel Nora!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

. Are you?

Well I'm bloody going if you and cookie are!

Me and cookie may share a room. We’ve been meaning to meet

. We shall need someone to bring us drinks intermittently. "

I'm your man

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

. Are you?

Well I'm bloody going if you and cookie are!

Me and cookie may share a room. We’ve been meaning to meet

. We shall need someone to bring us drinks intermittently.

I'm your man

Will you be naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

. Are you?

Well I'm bloody going if you and cookie are!

Me and cookie may share a room. We’ve been meaning to meet

. We shall need someone to bring us drinks intermittently.

Well I'm going to have a fab hen do (when he pops the question) and I want naked butlers so we could hold auditions. Fancy being on the judging panel Nora!

OMG Lorna yes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

. Are you?

Well I'm bloody going if you and cookie are!

Me and cookie may share a room. We’ve been meaning to meet

. We shall need someone to bring us drinks intermittently.

I'm your man

Im now singing wham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

. Are you?

Well I'm bloody going if you and cookie are!

Me and cookie may share a room. We’ve been meaning to meet

. We shall need someone to bring us drinks intermittently.

Well I'm going to have a fab hen do (when he pops the question) and I want naked butlers so we could hold auditions. Fancy being on the judging panel Nora!

OMG Lorna yes!!!!

Knew I could count on you. I think Babs and Diamond will be fabulous Judges too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to talk about broccoli

I want to chat about parsnips and all the scrumptious ways to eat them

I used to like you woman

Good girl, now get your tits out

Anything for you Dash

I'm hard now

again!

Don't worry it only lasts 39.09 seconds

They do tablets now for that.

Iv got some gel,but it doesn't work, it just makes my knob all sticky

Well that’s no good is it!? Let me clean that off for you

UNDERPANT EXPLOSION!!!!

Oops. Sorry not sorry

Did you go to the MLS

No. I’m going to the Xmas one though

Whoop whoop

. Are you?

Well I'm bloody going if you and cookie are!

Me and cookie may share a room. We’ve been meaning to meet

. We shall need someone to bring us drinks intermittently.

Well I'm going to have a fab hen do (when he pops the question) and I want naked butlers so we could hold auditions. Fancy being on the judging panel Nora!

OMG Lorna yes!!!!

Knew I could count on you. I think Babs and Diamond will be fabulous Judges too.

Oh yes definitely those two! Haha. They’ll be very tough judges!

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