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Help! How to stop someone snoring

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By *imited 3Edition OP   Couple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Omg im on a wee break with a friend and she's been snoring non stop while ive been trying to sleep for past 90 mins. I think im soon gonna be overtired as its 21 hrs since we left home and travelled to France. Ive tried ear plugs, listening to stuff using headphones.. nothing is helping. We had a busy day planned tomorrow with an early start but at this rate I'll be spending the day sleeping!

Does anyone have any suggestions?

Sara x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinch her nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll her onto her side?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Following with interest for when/if anyone is with me and I start snoring x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ear plugs

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Use a shovel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I disturb G’s sleep a bit sometimes lol he knows this, it takes him to a lighter sleep long enough for me to fall asleep. I can’t reveal all my secrets as he will totally read this hahaha - Mrs

I hope you get some sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillow+face+pressure= peace+murder charge

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

A pillow over the face works wonders pmsl

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You get these nose strips that work well, they sell them in pharmacies

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Try removing her pillows until her head is flat

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ha ha I had this with a friend I went on hols with. I warned her I did but she didn’t bat an eyelid. When we turned in I found out why.... Jesus! Steam and train kept me awake for ages lol

I just need to be prodded and I stop

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Tickle her nose. Lol

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By *imited 3Edition OP   Couple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Thanks for the suggestions guys....at the moment spade or suffocation look to be my only options but given i don't have a spade handy...

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By *imited 3Edition OP   Couple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

I reckon prodding or tickling will only work for the few moments it takes her to fall back asleep

She's already sleeping on her side and ive already tried ear plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice big fluffy pillow pressed over the face untill you can't hear them

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Nice big fluffy pillow pressed over the face untill you can't hear them "

Cruel sod

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop

Face sit her. That’ll either shut her up or the snoring will vibrate and will get you off.

Failing that, strangulation.

(Sorry, I’m a right ratty odd mood).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake her up and tell her that her snoring is keeping you awake. If she falls back asleep and carries on, put her hand in a warm bowl of water.

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By *imited 3Edition OP   Couple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England


"Wake her up and tell her that her snoring is keeping you awake. If she falls back asleep and carries on, put her hand in a warm bowl of water."

Would that be the toilet bowl

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By *imited 3Edition OP   Couple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England


"Face sit her. That’ll either shut her up or the snoring will vibrate and will get you off.

Failing that, strangulation.

(Sorry, I’m a right ratty odd mood). "

Think i will be too by tomorrow morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snore louder.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wake her up and tell her that her snoring is keeping you awake. If she falls back asleep and carries on, put her hand in a warm bowl of water.

Would that be the toilet bowl "

If she makes it to the toilet bowl after you've dunked her hand, fair play to her

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By *tradesmanMan
over a year ago

colchester

the nose strips work well.

but best answer is wake them up.

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By *imited 3Edition OP   Couple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

How do the nasal strips work? Seems in theory the idea is to stop mouth breathing but she's definitely breathing through her nose! I don't get it. She even bought some weird contraption that i think is designed to keep the mouth closed (think jaw brace with velcro ties at back of head)

This is obviously not her problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake her up lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do the nasal strips work? Seems in theory the idea is to stop mouth breathing but she's definitely breathing through her nose! I don't get it. She even bought some weird contraption that i think is designed to keep the mouth closed (think jaw brace with velcro ties at back of head)

This is obviously not her problem

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The widen your nasal passage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say you saw a massive spider close to her pillow. Chances are she will stay awake all night and you can sleep soundly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg im on a wee break with a friend and she's been snoring non stop while ive been trying to sleep for past 90 mins. I think im soon gonna be overtired as its 21 hrs since we left home and travelled to France. Ive tried ear plugs, listening to stuff using headphones.. nothing is helping. We had a busy day planned tomorrow with an early start but at this rate I'll be spending the day sleeping!

Does anyone have any suggestions?

A Big pillow

Sara x"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

We used to put toothpaste up their nose st school, by the tine they’ve cleaned up we were all asleep.... bad I know but it worked

Or just roll them out of bed, they’ll be awake a while whilst the body recovers from what just happened and sane result you’ll be asleep before them

Bad I know but works

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Earplugs work if you use them right.

Stuff them up her nose...

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

Sew two tennis balls onto the back of her sleeping attire,worked in On the buses

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I snore if I lay on my back.

I can't breathe through my nose, so laying flat my tongue 'falls back'

On my side or belly is much better.

Try rolling her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband snores like a pig.

He never used to but is now very muscular and he says it's when he is relaxed asleep his breathing is restricted from muscles in his neck. I blame those things he takes to make him bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg im on a wee break with a friend and she's been snoring non stop while ive been trying to sleep for past 90 mins. I think im soon gonna be overtired as its 21 hrs since we left home and travelled to France. Ive tried ear plugs, listening to stuff using headphones.. nothing is helping. We had a busy day planned tomorrow with an early start but at this rate I'll be spending the day sleeping!

Does anyone have any suggestions?

Sara x"
you can get nose pegs for this or nudge her or separate rooms or tissue up each nostril

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chainsaw.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Try sitting on her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll her onto her side? "
Apparently this works on me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lethal injection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My husband snores like a pig.

He never used to but is now very muscular and he says it's when he is relaxed asleep his breathing is restricted from muscles in his neck. I blame those things he takes to make him bigger."

Tell him to seek medical advice, it could be life threatening Sleep Apnea etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep in a different room.

It's the only way

Sometimes with snorers it's so loud you can hear them through walls!

I had a downstairs neighbor once that I could hear snoring - I hated him

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Sleep in a different room.

It's the only way

Sometimes with snorers it's so loud you can hear them through walls!

I had a downstairs neighbor once that I could hear snoring - I hated him "

Is that why you murdered him?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

If you was the first one to sleep you wouldnt hear her snoring.

As I do snore, I expect to be disturbed by the other person.

As goes for the ladies that admitted they do snore

you must be getting a nice sleep then.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I was under the impression that gum shields help with snorers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was under the impression that gum shields help with snorers."

I have them, pretty expensive. £250 fitted by your dentist. They work by holding your bottom jaw forward, restricting your tongue sliding back and blocking your airwaves. The wearer will feel much better too, as serious snoring is often a form of sleep apnoea as someone pointed out earlier, frequently waking the body as it has stopped breathing.

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Use a pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of these snoring aids, sprays and what ever are all fads and only have one purpose, is to make money for the providers and most don't work. Two major factors in snoring is weight and alcohol. If snore badly change lifestyle or seek medical advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had this. When they fall asleep roll em onto their side and put a pillow up to their back, it stops em rolling on to their back and snoring, worked for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillow

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By *miles4himandmeCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Ha ha I had this with a friend I went on hols with. I warned her I did but she didn’t bat an eyelid. When we turned in I found out why.... Jesus! Steam and train kept me awake for ages lol

I just need to be prodded and I stop"
with what

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By *olacolaMan
over a year ago

lincoln

I had an operation. Quite painful but did the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone snores to some extent

Some worse than others

A mandibular device sometimes helps

Or an op but even these may not work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there were a solution to the problem I think it would be common knowledge by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there were a solution to the problem I think it would be common knowledge by now."

For most CPAPS is the most effective solution I would imagine in majority of cases. But it aint very sexy but nor is snoring like a locamotive

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

If anyone knows a cure for snoring please DO NOT post it on here.

Send me a private message and tell me what it is.

I dont want anyone else to know the cure as there is alot of money to be made from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pillow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bomb disposal squad only way

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Know how u feel my dad snores like a pig u can hear him downstairs easily if u know a cure do tell haha

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By *imited 3Edition OP   Couple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England


"Just say you saw a massive spider close to her pillow. Chances are she will stay awake all night and you can sleep soundly."

Brilliant! I wish i had tried this. Nothing worked. The only solution was to book another room in the hotel. Ah well..alls well that ends well.

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By *imited 3Edition OP   Couple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Thanks for all the suggestions. She is going to see her GP about sleep apnoea. So at least something good might come out of the whole episode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mandibular device from your dentist does work for most people, but expensive at £250.

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"The mandibular device from your dentist does work for most people, but expensive at £250."

Yes, can confirm this works well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The mandibular device from your dentist does work for most people, but expensive at £250.

Yes, can confirm this works well!

"

Not a sexy look, but a quiet night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP tilt the snorers head back by lifting the chin slightly

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Pillow over their head..did I say that out loud

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Pillow over their head..did I say that out loud "

Duckdown is best.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Pillow over their head..did I say that out loud "

Yes ... yes you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them in the shed

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Close your eyes and match their snoring, be as loud as you want. In and out at exactly the same time.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Close your eyes and match their snoring, be as loud as you want. In and out at exactly the same time."

Rhythmic snoring how romantic

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