FabSwingers.com forum: Desert island dicks.....

By *rjpink OP Man
over a year ago

winterfell

Yep you heard me right... what 3 dicks would you take with you on to a desert island? Answers on a postcard....

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Well I’d take me own ... then Errol Flynn’s and Dion Dublin’s.. fuck knows what I’d do with em, as I’d be on an island on my own ..

Boris Johnson

Donald trump

Putin

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

There would be a few from the forums but I’m sure naming them would earn me time on the naughty step! They probably know who they are anyway

Since I’m restricted to only 3 I’ll go with non fab members .....

Peter Levy (BBC look north)

Charlie Stayt (BBC breakfast)

Jeremy Vine (Radio 2)

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Why oh why would I want to have 3 “dicks” with me on a desert island.. it’s supposed to be pleasurable isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson.

Jeremy Corbyn.

Nigel Farage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Horses.

An Elephants.

Mine.

(But no one allowed from go-compare!)

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Why oh why would I want to have 3 “dicks” with me on a desert island.. it’s supposed to be pleasurable isn’t it

U could always burn them to keep warm

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Why oh why would I want to have 3 “dicks” with me on a desert island.. it’s supposed to be pleasurable isn’t it

good answer!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Why oh why would I want to have 3 “dicks” with me on a desert island.. it’s supposed to be pleasurable isn’t it

U could always burn them to keep warm

I could take 3 “cocks” to keep warm

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Well I’d take me own ... then Errol Flynn’s and Dion Dublin’s.. fuck knows what I’d do with em, as I’d be on an island on my own ..

Boris Johnson

Donald trump

Putin

Why Dion Dublin’s? Is he the fella from Homes Under the Hammer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, mine and the one on my head.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Dick Advocaat

Dick van Dyke

Dick Cheney

I'll gamble that they'd be good company.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Can I have three of the most mahooosive dicks you can find please, I will use one for a candle holder, scrape the insides out of the other two for a water bottle and sheath for my home made arrows

Always be prepared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear grills hes a dick for being a religion nutter who drinks piss

Donald trump as he can entertain me with his dino hands and i can practice my killing techniques on him

And pre death vern troyer again entertainment as him and trump can do the dr evil mini me impressions and the Jurassic park game in celebrity juice

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Richard Gere

Richard Ayoade

Richard Osman.

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