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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please make me a bacon and melted cheese on toast, with a cup of tea no sugar ta, oh and need a top ironing for later there's a good girl (ruffles ladies hair)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like that served naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like that served naked "

No, I'll be wearing clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patronising sexist bastard!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure, do you want to eat before or after your massage?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Fuck off I have a headache

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck off I have a headache "

Hangover?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Do it yourself?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Will that be all?...give me a shout if there's anything else you need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t make tea or iron

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

Sorry no bacon, I've got cheese and only bagels!

Oh I've only loose leaf tea will that do!?

You have to sit round the table like a good boy..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry no bacon, I've got cheese and only bagels!

Oh I've only loose leaf tea will that do!?

You have to sit round the table like a good boy.. "

Bagels!! I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry no bacon, I've got cheese and only bagels!

Oh I've only loose leaf tea will that do!?

You have to sit round the table like a good boy..

Bagels!! I'm in"

And because you're hot!!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Sure I'm not far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain! Nobody here to make me bacon and I am too weak to dial out for food

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Nah I’m to busy

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts


"Sorry no bacon, I've got cheese and only bagels!

Oh I've only loose leaf tea will that do!?

You have to sit round the table like a good boy..

Bagels!! I'm in"

Take a seat, I'll warm the teapot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure I'm not far! "

24 miles according to my car

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts


"Sorry no bacon, I've got cheese and only bagels!

Oh I've only loose leaf tea will that do!?

You have to sit round the table like a good boy..

Bagels!! I'm in

And because you're hot!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently I'm a patronising sexist bastard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry no bacon, I've got cheese and only bagels!

Oh I've only loose leaf tea will that do!?

You have to sit round the table like a good boy..

Bagels!! I'm in

And because you're hot!!

"

I fact your superhot, OK I'll shut up now

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Sure I'm not far!

24 miles according to my car"

Half that. I'm only over th'ill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure I'm not far!

24 miles according to my car

Half that. I'm only over th'ill. "

I'm about 5 miles past Rochdale, won't disclose where though haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please make me a bacon and melted cheese on toast, with a cup of tea no sugar ta, oh and need a top ironing for later there's a good girl (ruffles ladies hair) "

of course, would you like me to run you a bath after, soap you down then gently dry you

talc your bum and put your nappy back on

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Sure I'm not far!

24 miles according to my car

Half that. I'm only over th'ill.

I'm about 5 miles past Rochdale, won't disclose where though haha"

Pfft. Sod that then. It's raining.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure I'm not far!

24 miles according to my car

Half that. I'm only over th'ill.

I'm about 5 miles past Rochdale, won't disclose where though haha

Pfft. Sod that then. It's raining. "

Just perved on your pics,I'm erect now, see what you've gone and done woman!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please make me a bacon and melted cheese on toast, with a cup of tea no sugar ta, oh and need a top ironing for later there's a good girl (ruffles ladies hair)

of course, would you like me to run you a bath after, soap you down then gently dry you

talc your bum and put your nappy back on

"

Yesssssss!!

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon


"Please make me a bacon and melted cheese on toast, with a cup of tea no sugar ta, oh and need a top ironing for later there's a good girl (ruffles ladies hair) "

I'm not sure you would want my cooking, might be an unpleasent surprise in there... and I'd hate to burn an iron shaped mark into your top!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So much disdain in this thread, I don't know why

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts


"Sorry no bacon, I've got cheese and only bagels!

Oh I've only loose leaf tea will that do!?

You have to sit round the table like a good boy..

Bagels!! I'm in

And because you're hot!!

I fact your superhot, OK I'll shut up now "

Thank you (for the compliment, not the shutting up part)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be OK to give you a nice bj before ironing your top?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Apparently I'm a patronising sexist bastard"

Comes over that way lol

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Seen as you asked so nicely.

Need your packed lunch preparing for tomorrow too?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Seen as you asked so nicely.

Need your packed lunch preparing for tomorrow too?"

Are you staying for breakfast tomorrow as well then? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would it be OK to give you a nice bj before ironing your top? "

Ooooooh go on then, I don't usually let a woman blow me before they iron my top but seen as it's you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently I'm a patronising sexist bastard

Comes over that way lol "

Errrmm my mum and dad where married when they had me thank you very much

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"Seen as you asked so nicely.

Need your packed lunch preparing for tomorrow too?

Are you staying for breakfast tomorrow as well then? Lol"

I was going to pop it in the fridge ready. I wouldn’t want to get my pretty little face in the way of his manly things

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