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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You accidentally piss on your foot

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

*yawn* is this a (non) subtle way to talk about hose length cocks?

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Only if your toilet is in a wet room.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

And yes it’s disgusting and filthy and toilet mat washy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think so. Only if it’s somebody else’s foot I would imagine. Then again I’m no expert.

Hope that helps

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

‘p-p’

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Only if your toilet is in a wet room. "

Yes it's a wet room.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"And yes it’s disgusting and filthy and toilet mat washy "

Not mat

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I don’t think so. Only if it’s somebody else’s foot I would imagine. Then again I’m no expert.

Hope that helps

Well that was helpful

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Only if your toilet is in a wet room.

Yes it's a wet room."
it is now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think so. Only if it’s somebody else’s foot I would imagine. Then again I’m no expert.

Hope that helps

Well that was helpful

I do try

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I think that's called incontinence...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Did you enjoy it? I think that's the difference

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Did you enjoy it? I think that's the difference

It was dark and 2 am, half asleep so I couldn't give you a definite answer.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Have a sit down piss then no splash on the mat or yr feet

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Have a sit down piss then no splash on the mat or yr feet

No not with morning glory

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Did you enjoy it? I think that's the difference

It was dark and 2 am, half asleep so I couldn't give you a definite answer."

Try it again now... Purely for science...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"You accidentally piss on your foot

I think it only counts if someone else does the pissing

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Did you enjoy it? I think that's the difference

It was dark and 2 am, half asleep so I couldn't give you a definite answer.

Try it again now... Purely for science...

For science you say

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You accidentally piss on your foot

I think it only counts if someone else does the pissing

A sensible answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that made me laugh PP

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"You accidentally piss on your foot

I think it only counts if someone else does the pissing

A sensible answer

A friend told me

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Well that made me laugh PP

Thought it would

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You accidentally piss on your foot

I think it only counts if someone else does the pissing

A sensible answer

A friend told me

You sure

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"You accidentally piss on your foot

I think it only counts if someone else does the pissing

A sensible answer

A friend told me

You sure

Yeahhhh yeahhh really really sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that made me laugh PP

Thought it would

So PP is actually piddling Parts then

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Did you enjoy it? I think that's the difference

It was dark and 2 am, half asleep so I couldn't give you a definite answer.

Try it again now... Purely for science...

For science you say

Yeah... We'll call it the pleasure experiment...

*adopts officious white-coat tone*

So tell me Mr. Parts... On a scale of 1 to 10 (one being orgasmic and 10 being the urge to cut one's foot off), how much pleasure did you derive from the sensation of warm urine on your tootsies?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I think that's called incontinence...

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or incompetence

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Are we allowed to say “haha private parts pissed himself”? without mentioning it may have been a little d*unk dribble mishap?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Well that made me laugh PP

Thought it would

So PP is actually piddling Parts then

His next profile name will be Leaky Parts

(OP... If you ever decide to adopt that name, I'm taking full credit!!)

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Well that made me laugh PP

Thought it would

So PP is actually piddling Parts then

Funny bugger

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Did you enjoy it? I think that's the difference

It was dark and 2 am, half asleep so I couldn't give you a definite answer.

Try it again now... Purely for science...

For science you say

Yeah... We'll call it the pleasure experiment...

*adopts officious white-coat tone*

So tell me Mr. Parts... On a scale of 1 to 10 (one being orgasmic and 10 being the urge to cut one's foot off), how much pleasure did you derive from the sensation of warm urine on your tootsies?

My actual words were ffs, so I'm saying I didn't get the urge to continue.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Are we allowed to say “haha private parts pissed himself”? without mentioning it may have been a little d*unk dribble mishap?"

Very rare I drink, so no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if it excites you.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Seepage issues

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Well that made me laugh PP

Thought it would

So PP is actually piddling Parts then

His next profile name will be Leaky Parts

(OP... If you ever decide to adopt that name, I'm taking full credit!!)

You're not getting any royalties

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Only if it excites you. "

Not on myself no

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Seepage issues

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By *ita7Man
over a year ago

Kettering

Did this yesterday! Just cum in the mouth of one of the girls at yesterdays mfmf m & needed a wee. Went for a piss in the loo & you know when you have just cum you piss in a few directions this happened. Some in the loo,some on the rim,some on my leg & a bit on the floor. I did a hasty bit of mopping up & wiping down!!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Did this yesterday! Just cum in the mouth of one of the girls at yesterdays mfmf m & needed a wee. Went for a piss in the loo & you know when you have just cum you piss in a few directions this happened. Some in the loo,some on the rim,some on my leg & a bit on the floor. I did a hasty bit of mopping up & wiping down!!

So its not only me then

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Seepage issues

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Pee-Pee, (can I call you that?) why did you tell us? You must know that now every time a bloke does this they’ll be thinking of you.....

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Seepage issues

Pee-Pee, (can I call you that?) why did you tell us? You must know that now every time a bloke does this they’ll be thinking of you....."

Why not everyone else does

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

"You accidentally piss on your foot

A dog came along one day, cocked his leg, thought I was a lamppost... And no, I didn't like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I think the OP just wet himself that's all - nowt to do with watersports, just weak bladder lol hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what happens privateparts when you hit a certain age, you lose control of your bladder and aim

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Apparantly if you wee on your feet then wear new shoes you don't get blisters.

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