FabSwingers.com forum: Magic fridge

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just found a freezing cold can of irn bru, I didn't know was there, in the fridge. Bit delicate today so it was like it appeared by magic to save me!

What do you wish you could open the fridge to find right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You of course

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I'd love to find a New York cheesecake right now

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"You of course

That's an extremely disturbing image...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You of course

Think I'd be a bit dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to find a New York cheesecake right now

Oh god yes!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"You of course

Think I'd be a bit dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The light working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You of course

Think I'd be a bit dead

Oh that's cold... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just found a freezing cold can of irn bru, I didn't know was there, in the fridge. Bit delicate today so it was like it appeared by magic to save me!

What do you wish you could open the fridge to find right now?"
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Narnia..jump through .. come back when brexits sorted.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

A Sunday roast already to cook

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

My virginity

Been looking for years can't find it

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

The 25 grand from the back of the taxi in the finders keepers thread.

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By *northernsoulMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I could go for a nice big custard slice right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Sunday roast already to cook"

Very good shout

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

A cold double double decker would be the perfect post gym treat!

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Another even smaller fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some chocolate would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQ pulled pork sandwiches. Yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god.....I'd love a nice cheese board, some good red wine, some chocolate tiffin and some bread sticks.......

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I’d settle for anything that wasn’t green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If not you,some ice cold bottles of Weston’s Perry

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

A stack of money.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A stack of money. "

That'd be nice but I'd probably still take food over any amount of cold cash today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flask of piping hot coffee(wasn't good at science at school)

Confused com dot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1kg bar of dairy milk or galaxy

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

A roast dinner,. Magic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jar of elderflower cordial with cucumber, lemon, mint and sparkling water... thirsty!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I cold can of diet . Cheers

Oh - also your undies. That way I know you're naked. Xx

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"Oh my god.....I'd love a nice cheese board, some good red wine, some chocolate tiffin and some bread sticks.......

Yes, this... perfect Sunday food

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"A Sunday roast already to cook"

.... already cooked and if by magic, as it leaves the fridge it’s pipping hot and ready to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spurschicks merkin. I could then use it as a hairpiece and win her affections....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Now I'm thinking of the scene from 9 1/2 weeks.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Spurschicks merkin. I could then use it as a hairpiece and win her affections....

What the hell is a merkin ?!? Didn’t think you had any hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spurschicks merkin. I could then use it as a hairpiece and win her affections....

What the hell is a merkin ?!? Didn’t think you had any hair

I know what it is and I definitely don't want to find one in my fridge

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Spurschicks merkin. I could then use it as a hairpiece and win her affections....

What the hell is a merkin ?!? Didn’t think you had any hair

I know what it is and I definitely don't want to find one in my fridge

Oh hell is this one of those things I really shouldn’t google

just about recovered from last time haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spurschicks merkin. I could then use it as a hairpiece and win her affections....

What the hell is a merkin ?!? Didn’t think you had any hair

I know what it is and I definitely don't want to find one in my fridge

Oh hell is this one of those things I really shouldn’t google

just about recovered from last time haha "

Ha no this one's fairly tame, you're safe

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A chippy

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Some lemonade I've got two bottles of gin for my birthday (was Thursday) and no lemonade so I can't have any gin!! I don't like tonic

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Old joke time:

What's the difference between a fridge and a pussy.....

A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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By *bwredWoman
over a year ago

dorset

A nice slice of chocolate homemade cheesecake would be lovely right now ?? x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"The 25 grand from the back of the taxi in the finders keepers thread.

you’re more likely to find cold turkey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spurschicks merkin. I could then use it as a hairpiece and win her affections....

What the hell is a merkin ?!? Didn’t think you had any hair

A merkin is a hair piece that an actress might wear over her vagina so on film you can't see her labia lol.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

A creme egg find would be rather delightful

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

One of Miss Reds luscious cup cakes would be good

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Spurschicks merkin. I could then use it as a hairpiece and win her affections....

What the hell is a merkin ?!? Didn’t think you had any hair

I know what it is and I definitely don't want to find one in my fridge

Oh hell is this one of those things I really shouldn’t google

just about recovered from last time haha

Ha no this one's fairly tame, you're safe "

Phew

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Spurschicks merkin. I could then use it as a hairpiece and win her affections....

What the hell is a merkin ?!? Didn’t think you had any hair

A merkin is a hair piece that an actress might wear over her vagina so on film you can't see her labia lol.

WTF - heard it all now

Well that I don’t own so lucked out there, she shows when she’s ready haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spurschicks merkin. I could then use it as a hairpiece and win her affections....

What the hell is a merkin ?!? Didn’t think you had any hair

A merkin is a hair piece that an actress might wear over her vagina so on film you can't see her labia lol.

WTF - heard it all now

Well that I don’t own so lucked out there, she shows when she’s ready haha "

One can only imagine....

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