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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?

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By *earded_kent_GentMan
over a year ago

ashford


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?"

That would depend on your wife’s reaction!!

An ex of mine loved being woken up in ways like that.

But other ladies would be horrified. I’d suggest asking her before you just do it

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Not as wrong as if I cum on her face as she sleeps

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I prefer to wake to the aroma of fresh coffee and bacon

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"I prefer to wake to the aroma of fresh coffee and bacon "
that can be arranged

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer to wake to the aroma of fresh coffee and bacon "

So a wake up facial is a no no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if its after you fuck her arse

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?

Yes"

I know it is!!! I'm only joking about!

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?"

If she did not consent to this then, if she reported it to the police, you could be charged under the Sexual Offences Act 2003; Part 1,3 Sexual Assault.

It's always a good idea to discuss your sexual peccadilloes even if you are married.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?"

Use the opportunity to tick "ken dodding" off your sex bucket list.

Cum in her hair and when she wakes and runs her hands through it she'll look like ken dodd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?

If she did not consent to this then, if she reported it to the police, you could be charged under the Sexual Offences Act 2003; Part 1,3 Sexual Assault.

It's always a good idea to discuss your sexual peccadilloes even if you are married."

As I mentioned above, I'm joking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?

Use the opportunity to tick "ken dodding" off your sex bucket list.

Cum in her hair and when she wakes and runs her hands through it she'll look like ken dodd

Ken dodding.... That's funnyx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *andDeeCouple
over a year ago

Ashford


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?

If she did not consent to this then, if she reported it to the police, you could be charged under the Sexual Offences Act 2003; Part 1,3 Sexual Assault.

It's always a good idea to discuss your sexual peccadilloes even if you are married."

That would be a first for the desk sergeant. ‘Look at my face covered in spunk. My hubby just jizzed over me whilst I was asleep!’

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?"

The old "Mexican pancake" fetish, Cum on her face and when it drys you can peel it off and feed it to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?

The old "Mexican pancake" fetish, Cum on her face and when it drys you can peel it off and feed it to her "

And women pay good money for facials normally

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By *n to the wildCouple
over a year ago

around and about

Haha if you're wife was to inform the police of this act then my husband would have been in alot of trouble many times over for his night time antics while I sleep (sexsomnia), it is all fun and games. crack on a crack one out on her I am sure she will appreciate the protein shot.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?"

Use the opportunity to tick "Spider-Manning" off your sex bucket list.

Cum on her hands and when she wakes up half asleep and rubs them together to remove the sticky mess she'll look like Spider-Man firing his spider web .

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?

As I mentioned above, I'm joking!!"

My response was to your original post which was, de facto, a question.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Sexual assault if she hasnt agreed to it first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It appears that some people don't have a sense of humour, and obviously take things too seriously!!!!

Wish I hadn't posted it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Well if they are married she signed a contract agreeing to comfort her hubby he is only using her to make himself comfortable can't be an offence

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?

Yes

I know it is!!! I'm only joking about!"

Don't do multiple exclamations at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?

If she did not consent to this then, if she reported it to the police, you could be charged under the Sexual Offences Act 2003; Part 1,3 Sexual Assault.

It's always a good idea to discuss your sexual peccadilloes even if you are married."

Bla bla legal bollox do it op dont listen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?

Yes

I know it is!!! I'm only joking about!

Don't do multiple exclamations at me. "

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to do it twice over my ex-wife ...

as she was two-faced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it, I dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It appears that some people don't have a sense of humour, and obviously take things too seriously!!!!

Wish I hadn't posted it now!"

I bet you'd be wanking like a trooper if you got more support for the idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up to a cock in them is every womans dream ignore the made up legal stuff trust me

Its all bollox dont just jizz on her its like if you had a wet dream and shes sleeping on ya crusty jizz same difference

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?

Yes

I know it is!!! I'm only joking about!

Don't do multiple exclamations at me.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Too many exclamations shrivel your cock

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.

Things I should find funny according to people on here.

1) Black facing.

2) Sex with minors.

3) Sexual assault.

Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.

Things I should find funny according to people on here.

1) Black facing.

2) Sex with minors.

3) Sexual assault.

Should someone as precious as you even be using a site like this?

Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake."

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.

Things I should find funny according to people on here.

1) Black facing.

2) Sex with minors.

3) Sexual assault.

Should someone as precious as you even be using a site like this?

Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake."

I thought all miners had black faces?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.

Things I should find funny according to people on here.

1) Black facing.

2) Sex with minors.

3) Sexual assault.

Should someone as precious as you even be using a site like this?

Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake.

I thought all miners had black faces?"

Brilliant

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.

Things I should find funny according to people on here.

1) Black facing.

2) Sex with minors.

3) Sexual assault.

Should someone as precious as you even be using a site like this?

Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake.

I thought all miners had black faces?"

My grandad always did

*off to Google the definition of black facing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.

Things I should find funny according to people on here.

1) Black facing.

2) Sex with minors.

3) Sexual assault.

Should someone as precious as you even be using a site like this?

Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake.

I thought all miners had black faces?

My grandad always did

*off to Google the definition of black facing "

Let me know what it is when you find out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if they are married she signed a contract agreeing to comfort her hubby he is only using her to make himself comfortable can't be an offence"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Ah yeah I have no sense of humour thats it.

Things I should find funny according to people on here.

1) Black facing.

2) Sex with minors.

3) Sexual assault.

Should someone as precious as you even be using a site like this?

Otherwise I am just pc gone mad, a snowflake.

I thought all miners had black faces?

My grandad always did

*off to Google the definition of black facing

Let me know what it is when you find out!!"

Seems to refer back to the old shows, black & white minstrels

Didn't find anything else I could relate to Fab like comments

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Is it wrong to cum on my sleeping wifes face?

If she did not consent to this then, if she reported it to the police, you could be charged under the Sexual Offences Act 2003; Part 1,3 Sexual Assault.

It's always a good idea to discuss your sexual peccadilloes even if you are married."

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