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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on in, the water is lovely. A waaarm 38°C.

I must warn you, I've got nothing on, just this rum n in hand.

Where would you like to travel to?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Anywhere with you GK.

Have you watched this film?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tudor England. I want to see Henry viii in all his glory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anywhere with you GK.

Have you watched this film?

Jo.Xx "

I have, cant remember most of it, think I was stoned. Have a pew

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I would love to go to to prehistoric Iceland to observe the tectonic plates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you drop me back to this morning please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the photos of it? will it remove a home made cock ring with that temp?

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

WW2

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

Or 9/11

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tudor England. I want to see Henry viii in all his glory. "

Why do most women who share a passion for history with me.. love the Tudors? It's never really appealed to me. Don't get me wrong, it has the intrigue and dirty marriages of power. It just doesn't tickle my fancy. The buildings though.. phwoooar! Love me some o that black and white timber.

Maybe you can convert me. Show me around? Hop in.

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

Aren’t you like a evil dictator

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would love to go to to prehistoric Iceland to observe the tectonic plates "

Waaaaaaay back! I might be able to cut on some heating costs of the water if we get close enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could you drop me back to this morning please"

Gladly. Any particular reason?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Anywhere with you GK.

Have you watched this film?

Jo.Xx

I have, cant remember most of it, think I was stoned. Have a pew "

Hahaha we watched it a few weeks ago, it was a giggle.

Thank you GK it feels lush in here.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re in Mallorca but if you can swing by and collect us that would be awesome please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where's the photos of it? will it remove a home made cock ring with that temp?"

No DIY devices in my hot tub please. No sticking cocks in the filter housing or unscrewing the jets to whack your willy in either. I have to drain and fill this fucker after you lot have been in

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I jump in and take a trip to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947?

I want to see what all the fuss was really about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WW2"

Really? Which bit? Quits an all encompassing long war if my memory serves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine’s currently at 40°C - does this mean I’ll travel farther in time..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or 9/11"

No. I don't want to ever see that again. Sorry dude.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I would love to go to to prehistoric Iceland to observe the tectonic plates

Waaaaaaay back! I might be able to cut on some heating costs of the water if we get close enough."

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London


"Or 9/11

No. I don't want to ever see that again. Sorry dude. "

Can you not go back in time to stop it from happening?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I would love to go to to prehistoric Iceland to observe the tectonic plates

Waaaaaaay back! I might be able to cut on some heating costs of the water if we get close enough."

I'm happily getting close enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aren’t you like a evil dictator "

Hush your filthy mouth

Benevolent dictator, loving father, wise man, religious and racially tolerant, just do what I say and we'll get on just fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anywhere with you GK.

Have you watched this film?

Jo.Xx

I have, cant remember most of it, think I was stoned. Have a pew

Hahaha we watched it a few weeks ago, it was a giggle.

Thank you GK it feels lush in here.

Jo.Xx "

It does doesn't it.. oh no wait, thdms your legs! So sorry

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I'd like to go to the Galapagos in 1835 please, so I could see what Darwin was up to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re in Mallorca but if you can swing by and collect us that would be awesome please!"

Mui bien ¿Dónde te gustaría ir?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I jump in and take a trip to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947?

I want to see what all the fuss was really about."

Really? We won't see anything but desert. But I'm a fan of deserts, so cool beans, hop in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine’s currently at 40°C - does this mean I’ll travel farther in time..?"

No, it means you'll get out before I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or 9/11

No. I don't want to ever see that again. Sorry dude.

Can you not go back in time to stop it from happening?"

No.. have you not seen Avengers. Time fights back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 weeks ago to tell my self to walk past the bipolar retarded bitch who got me sacked and put a brick thru her window instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re in Mallorca but if you can swing by and collect us that would be awesome please!

Mui bien ¿Dónde te gustaría ir?"

a donde sea contigo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to go to the Galapagos in 1835 please, so I could see what Darwin was up to."

OooooOOOOOoooohhh I like that choice, my fav so far.. come with me jungle friend. Let's go Finch spotting. I'd love to see some Marine Iguanas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 weeks ago to tell my self to walk past the bipolar retarded bitch who got me sacked and put a brick thru her window instead"

You need this closure. Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re in Mallorca but if you can swing by and collect us that would be awesome please!

Mui bien ¿Dónde te gustaría ir?

a donde sea contigo "

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine’s currently at 40°C - does this mean I’ll travel farther in time..?

No, it means you'll get out before I do "

If only there was a shrimp thread this evening

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"I'd like to go to the Galapagos in 1835 please, so I could see what Darwin was up to.

OooooOOOOOoooohhh I like that choice, my fav so far.. come with me jungle friend. Let's go Finch spotting. I'd love to see some Marine Iguanas."

Mustn't forget the giant tortoises either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine’s currently at 40°C - does this mean I’ll travel farther in time..?

No, it means you'll get out before I do

If only there was a shrimp thread this evening "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to go to the Galapagos in 1835 please, so I could see what Darwin was up to.

OooooOOOOOoooohhh I like that choice, my fav so far.. come with me jungle friend. Let's go Finch spotting. I'd love to see some Marine Iguanas.

Mustn't forget the giant tortoises either! "

Equatorial penguins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you drop me back to this morning please

Gladly. Any particular reason?"

Cos I would have gone further with the little fire cracker I was with

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Anywhere with you GK.

Have you watched this film?

Jo.Xx

I have, cant remember most of it, think I was stoned. Have a pew

Hahaha we watched it a few weeks ago, it was a giggle.

Thank you GK it feels lush in here.

Jo.Xx

It does doesn't it.. oh no wait, thdms your legs! So sorry "

Ohh Ghengis, don't be sorry I liked it.

Jo.Xx

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"I'd like to go to the Galapagos in 1835 please, so I could see what Darwin was up to.

OooooOOOOOoooohhh I like that choice, my fav so far.. come with me jungle friend. Let's go Finch spotting. I'd love to see some Marine Iguanas.

Mustn't forget the giant tortoises either!

Equatorial penguins"

Pink Land Iguanas. They were only discovered in the 1980s, so it would be fun to get there first.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I really dont want to go anywhere right now. After a few rums I thought you may need me to dive in and give you the kiss of life.

Ps...I can swim underwater for quite sometime if needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tudor England. I want to see Henry viii in all his glory.

Why do most women who share a passion for history with me.. love the Tudors? It's never really appealed to me. Don't get me wrong, it has the intrigue and dirty marriages of power. It just doesn't tickle my fancy. The buildings though.. phwoooar! Love me some o that black and white timber.

Maybe you can convert me. Show me around? Hop in. "

I can show you buildings that bear the scars of his reign....including statues with their heads cut off. I enjoy the politics of it all as well, that at time you could just attempt to overthrow if you felt the need. The class system, the poverty, the regalia...it just intrigues me.

I did Louis xiv for a level history and that wasnt anywhere near as interesting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to go to the Galapagos in 1835 please, so I could see what Darwin was up to.

OooooOOOOOoooohhh I like that choice, my fav so far.. come with me jungle friend. Let's go Finch spotting. I'd love to see some Marine Iguanas.

Mustn't forget the giant tortoises either!

Equatorial penguins

Pink Land Iguanas. They were only discovered in the 1980s, so it would be fun to get there first. "

You've taught me something new. Off to google it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really dont want to go anywhere right now. After a few rums I thought you may need me to dive in and give you the kiss of life.

Ps...I can swim underwater for quite sometime if needed. "

Oh yes.. oh yes.. oh YES! Help, I'm drowning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tudor England. I want to see Henry viii in all his glory.

Why do most women who share a passion for history with me.. love the Tudors? It's never really appealed to me. Don't get me wrong, it has the intrigue and dirty marriages of power. It just doesn't tickle my fancy. The buildings though.. phwoooar! Love me some o that black and white timber.

Maybe you can convert me. Show me around? Hop in.

I can show you buildings that bear the scars of his reign....including statues with their heads cut off. I enjoy the politics of it all as well, that at time you could just attempt to overthrow if you felt the need. The class system, the poverty, the regalia...it just intrigues me.

I did Louis xiv for a level history and that wasnt anywhere near as interesting. "

I get it, I really do.. I dont know why it doesnt tickle my funny bones though. Has all the usual things that do, maybe it's because of school? Dates and timeline shit? Put me off wanting to know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 weeks ago to tell my self to walk past the bipolar retarded bitch who got me sacked and put a brick thru her window instead

You need this closure. Done "

cheers dude

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Back to when the universe was still tiny, a very short time after the Big Bang.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back to when the universe was still tiny, a very short time after the Big Bang."

Oh god.. Sheldon is going to get on my nerves, but ok.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Where or when?

Hmm.....Pompeii 79

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where or when?

Hmm.....Pompeii 79"

It's really going to fuck with the archeologists when they uncover two men in a hot tub, drinks in hand.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Where or when?

Hmm.....Pompeii 79

It's really going to fuck with the archeologists when they uncover two men in a hot tub, drinks in hand."

The plaster cast could be amusing

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