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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes I had to do to hospital to get of a diy cock ring pm for more details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silly sod!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Why pm you......you started a thread about it.......carry on! Don't be shy tell us what you did.....no judgement here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why pm you......you started a thread about it.......carry on! Don't be shy tell us what you did.....no judgement here....."

Thats not his agenda lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click bait

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wat totally soft so I lubed my cock up with baby oil then forced a key ring on my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Course you wont be judged do pray tell?!?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I wat totally soft so I lubed my cock up with baby oil then forced a key ring on my cock "

And your now a woman?

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

A key ring

How small

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It cut into my cock so deep you could hardly see it my cock turned blue after half a hour no matter what I tried I would not cum off or go soft so I thought if I were to cum it won’t go soft afterwards so I wanked off I fell my ball tighten then I orgasmed but my cum didn’t flow or go soft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry predictive text lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Not very bright are you....

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

A key ring, eh?

You was fobbed off!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Click bait"

Dick bait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least it wasn't a cable tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Click bait

Dick bait"

You are dick bait.. umm hang on.. who am I talking to this time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least it wasn't a cable tie"

You could cut that with scissors or a knife, very carefully.

Whilst I've got my doubts to the authenticity (having a wank after you realised it was stuck). I find myself pondering how I'd get a key ring off my cock in the same situation.

I think the metal would bend easy enough.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh...

*walks out the room*

Pahahahahahaha...

*door closes*

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Click bait

Dick bait

You are dick bait.. umm hang on.. who am I talking to this time? "

Muahahahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least it wasn't a cable tie

You could cut that with scissors or a knife, very carefully.

Whilst I've got my doubts to the authenticity (having a wank after you realised it was stuck). I find myself pondering how I'd get a key ring off my cock in the same situation.

I think the metal would bend easy enough."

Could you get it on in the first place?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least it wasn't a cable tie

You could cut that with scissors or a knife, very carefully.

Whilst I've got my doubts to the authenticity (having a wank after you realised it was stuck). I find myself pondering how I'd get a key ring off my cock in the same situation.

I think the metal would bend easy enough.

Could you get it on in the first place? "
with a lot of force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least it wasn't a cable tie

You could cut that with scissors or a knife, very carefully.

Whilst I've got my doubts to the authenticity (having a wank after you realised it was stuck). I find myself pondering how I'd get a key ring off my cock in the same situation.

I think the metal would bend easy enough.

Could you get it on in the first place? "

A normal sized key ring? Hang on a sec..

Oh no! You'll never guess what just happened!

No.. I think it get half way down my bellend and go no further

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I’m guessing your cock now resides in a pickle jar on your bedside table

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

A key ring??

Are you sure its not just a cock and ball story?

Maybe post it in the stories and fantisies page....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how did the nice doctors and nurses at the hospital manage to free you from your predicament if you couldn't ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, are you related to Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy? "hey, 911 operator? It's Quagmire again, yes, it's in the windowsill this time..."

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol


"It cut into my cock so deep you could hardly see it my cock turned blue after half a hour no matter what I tried I would not cum off or go soft so I thought if I were to cum it won’t go soft afterwards so I wanked off I fell my ball tighten then I orgasmed but my cum didn’t flow or go soft "

I so hope this is true

Belly laughing here

"So I wanked off" fucking genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They had to get a few options tried ice kylube numbing cream pulling it the end they had to cut the key ring as the cut it the built up cum shot out of my cock

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By *hatty GuyMan
over a year ago

The Borough of St Peter


"They had to get a few options tried ice kylube numbing cream pulling it the end they had to cut the key ring as the cut it the built up cum shot out of my cock "

And next week on "Things That Didn't Happen"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They had to get a few options tried ice kylube numbing cream pulling it the end they had to cut the key ring as the cut it the built up cum shot out of my cock "

And dont tell me. Your cum ended up all over the tits of the hot nurse assisting the doc ?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Cool story bro...

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"They had to get a few options tried ice kylube numbing cream pulling it the end they had to cut the key ring as the cut it the built up cum shot out of my cock "

So how did they cut this key ring thats embedded into your cock without cutting your actual cock?

You should have just said it was a normal cock ring and you took a massive boner and the ring got stuck. We would all have fell for that version of events.

Did you manage to get any photos of this drama?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A key ring, eh?

You was fobbed off!"

you just won the internet!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"They had to get a few options tried ice kylube numbing cream pulling it the end they had to cut the key ring as the cut it the built up cum shot out of my cock "

well if it happened damn..and be more careful in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a key fob not nob

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh...

*walks out the room*

Pahahahahahaha...

*door closes*"

I'm with you mate.....

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Bizarre fantasy to have. I call bull shit

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Why, just why?

If this did happen, what on earth convinced you that it was a good idea.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"So how did the nice doctors and nurses at the hospital manage to free you from your predicament if you couldn't ???"

More to the point, how did they stop laughing to be able to help you?

I have to say this sounds very dubious. You cut your cock so deeply you had to go to hospital. This presumable means you were bleeding, and in that condition you decided to have a wank?

Then when they took it out the cum that had been blocked shot out? I really don't think it works that way.

Then instead of just telling the story you decide it's an opportunity to chat with people directly?

I smell something fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh...

*walks out the room*

Pahahahahahaha...

*door closes*

I'm with you mate..... "

I'm just going to laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walks in.....shakes head.....walks out.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Sounds like a job for ice, to ease the swelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the biggest pile of bullshit I've ever read. Op get a grip

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Sounds like a job for ice, to ease the swelling "

I don't see how a z list rapper would be able to help.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Green Arrow, people....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swell idea

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"They had to get a few options tried ice kylube numbing cream pulling it the end they had to cut the key ring as the cut it the built up cum shot out of my cock "

What on earth is "ice kylube numbing cream"? Do hospitals in generalhold this stuff? It sounds to me a lot like something that doesn't exist.

This whole story sounds completely fictitious.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"A key ring, eh?

You was fobbed off!"

Haha!

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich


"A key ring, eh?

You was fobbed off!"

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Why, just why?

If this did happen, what on earth convinced you that it was a good idea."

It was to make sure he didn't lose the key to his cock cage

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"A key ring

How small "

I just checked for research purposes you understand & nope not happening, I'd need to spend December standing outside in my underwear before it got close!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A key ring

How small

I just checked for research purposes you understand & nope not happening, I'd need to spend December standing outside in my underwear before it got close!

It would have to be a very tiny skinny dick to even be near getting a key ring on it.

S"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Best laugh, I've had in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a job for ice, to ease the swelling

I don't see how a z list rapper would be able to help.

"

Hey.. depends if you're talking Cube, T or Vanilla, because two of them are A listers in my eyes.

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By *pear2000Man
over a year ago

Wembley

Please get yourself a vasectomy asap. We don't need your degenerative future sprog to lower the nation's IQ any further.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Book an appointment yo see your doctor , you clearly need help , if it's true ( which it ain't ) why would a grown up adult do that , if it's bull ( which it clearly is ) why lie to get attention , GET HELP

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

It's not uncommon for people to turn up to A&E with makeshift cock rings that they are unable to remove from their cold, blue, tumescent cocks.

Alcohol is an associated co-morbidity.

Wedding bands, metal washers and good old fashioned metal nuts are quite popular; a little bit of effort can force the penis through the tiny aperture but the innate physiological nature of arterial supply and pressure and the low pressure venous return almost immediately prevents removal.

A&E staff can attempt removal of the offending vascular impediment using lubricant (typically soap) or a ring cutter but the combination of a tiny constrictor and impressive swelling often prevent this and, as cutting off the vascular supply to the penis is a medical emergency, the individual typically finds themselves heading for a general or spinal anaesthetic and removal of the offending obstruction in theatre.

See: http://www.surgeryscience.com/articles/3/1-1-13-775.pdf for a published medical paper that provides additional information on this idiotic practice.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"Why pm you......you started a thread about it.......carry on! Don't be shy tell us what you did.....no judgement here.....

Thats not his agenda lol "

I’d like know what agenda u have in mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not uncommon for people to turn up to A&E with makeshift cock rings that they are unable to remove from their cold, blue, tumescent cocks.

Alcohol is an associated co-morbidity.

Wedding bands, metal washers and good old fashioned metal nuts are quite popular; a little bit of effort can force the penis through the tiny aperture but the innate physiological nature of arterial supply and pressure and the low pressure venous return almost immediately prevents removal.you got it

A&E staff can attempt removal of the offending vascular impediment using lubricant (typically soap) or a ring cutter but the combination of a tiny constrictor and impressive swelling often prevent this and, as cutting off the vascular supply to the penis is a medical emergency, the individual typically finds themselves heading for a general or spinal anaesthetic and removal of the offending obstruction in theatre.

See: http://www.surgeryscience.com/articles/3/1-1-13-775.pdf for a published medical paper that provides additional information on this idiotic practice.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullshit nobody's that thick cant be true

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