FabSwingers.com forum: Where would you leave a Camel ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were given a Camel..but didn't have space, where would you leave it?

Would you leave a note attached..saying what !

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Are you high?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the library its a dromedary

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Don’t buy anything from a man in the pub whilst your d*unk op

strange one but I think I’d just tie him up against some railings with a note free to good home and I’m housetrained

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Don’t buy anything from a man in the pub whilst your d*unk op

strange one but I think I’d just tie him up against some railings with a note free to good home and I’m housetrained

FFS you still here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your house OP you seem to know the most about them on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a pair of leggings

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

"If you were given a Camel..but didn't have space, where would you leave it?

Would you leave a note attached..saying what !"

Is this a problem you have tonight Op ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camel toes can be a turn on...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If you were given a Camel..but didn't have space, where would you leave it?

Would you leave a note attached..saying what !

Is this a problem you have tonight Op ?

Seems like he's got the hump....

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were given a Camel..but didn't have space, where would you leave it?

Would you leave a note attached..saying what !

Is this a problem you have tonight Op ?

no ..I tied it up somewhere because it had the hump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were given a Camel..but didn't have space, where would you leave it?

Would you leave a note attached..saying what !

Is this a problem you have tonight Op ?

Seems like he's got the hump....

Sorry, I couldn't resist."
grrrr you beat me to it

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Don’t buy anything from a man in the pub whilst your d*unk op

strange one but I think I’d just tie him up against some railings with a note free to good home and I’m housetrained

FFS you still here..."
I’m always lurking in the shadows

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Is it an African or European camel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it an African or European camel?"
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Australian..(oh yes there are )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many humps 1 or 2 x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"How many humps 1 or 2 x"

Considering the OPs state of mind atm - probably 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it an African or European camel?.

Australian..(oh yes there are )

Australia has the largest wild Camel population in the world...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it an African or European camel?.

Australian..(oh yes there are )

Australia has the largest wild Camel population in the world...

yes I believe taken to Australia from Afghanistan in the 1840s to get from South to North Australia ,before the railway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A long time ago I was offered 30 camels for my wife..

I used to smoke Marlboroughs... but a deals a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it an African or European camel?.

Australian..(oh yes there are )

Australia has the largest wild Camel population in the world...

yes I believe taken to Australia from Afghanistan in the 1840s to get from South to North Australia ,before the railway."

True that buddy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many humps 1 or 2 x

Considering the OPs state of mind atm - probably 3"

But I'm not called Humphrey !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cammel laird shipyard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get Bactrian. On that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You won't see a camel in the jungle...there camel-flaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a camel I wouldn't leave him anywhere! He would be with me all the time!

Prefer Llamas mind.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"If I had a camel I wouldn't leave him anywhere! He would be with me all the time!

Prefer Llamas mind."

Exactly this, I would find a way to keep her, and I would call her Camela Anderson.

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"If I had a camel I wouldn't leave him anywhere! He would be with me all the time!

Prefer Llamas mind.

Exactly this, I would find a way to keep her, and I would call her Camela Anderson. "

Would you allow her to date the drummerdary from Mötley Crüe?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"If I had a camel I wouldn't leave him anywhere! He would be with me all the time!

Prefer Llamas mind.

Exactly this, I would find a way to keep her, and I would call her Camela Anderson.

Would you allow her to date the drummerdary from Mötley Crüe?"

she's free to hump who she likes.

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"If I had a camel I wouldn't leave him anywhere! He would be with me all the time!

Prefer Llamas mind.

Exactly this, I would find a way to keep her, and I would call her Camela Anderson.

Would you allow her to date the drummerdary from Mötley Crüe?

she's free to hump who she likes. "

nice one, I have nothing

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd give it to a zoo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Id leave him some tea to drink something calming..camel-mile

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Take him to Cornwall and leave him in Camelford, I expect he’s got mates there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it an African or European camel?.

Australian..(oh yes there are )

Yep, and they have a pouch

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"If you were given a Camel..but didn't have space, where would you leave it?

Would you leave a note attached..saying what !"

Good question OP, it's a question I often ask myself and one which we will all have to face one day. Personally I'd leave it at Paddington Station with some marmalade sandwiches

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I thought this was a thread about toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I could of course leave it in the mediaeval theme park's car park.

Camelot

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d pop it along to Wadebridge and leave it to wander along the Camel trail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd leave him some music to listen to though...

something like

Kamel chameleon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Up the camel threads

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Slaughter and butcher it and give it away free to anybody who wants it. Anything left can rot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slaughter and butcher it and give it away free to anybody who wants it. Anything left can rot."
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Aww dont scare poor Humphrey !

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