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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

he has a cruel streak - a few weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon, I nodded off on the sofa. My beloved was on his lappie next to me in a chat room on another site. When I woke up he admitted that he had turned the web cam on me and everyone wants to see the 'Cod Cam' now every Sunday! (as in Cod Gob - that slack look you get when fast asleep!) Any one elses other half done anything like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its time to piss on his toothbrush my dear

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"I think its time to piss on his toothbrush my dear "

Oh no - no need - I already clean the loo with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think its time to piss on his toothbrush my dear

Oh no - no need - I already clean the loo with it!"

lol good girl

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I think its time to piss on his toothbrush my dear "

Now your giving me ideas girls

Christalx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't piss on it, just wait till the next time your hoop is itching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FEEL SICK ,,,, lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Don't piss on it, just wait till the next time your hoop is itching "

lol - my loop never itches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't piss on it, just wait till the next time your hoop is itching

lol - my loop never itches!"

Everyones hoop itches at some stage

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"he has a cruel streak - a few weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon, I nodded off on the sofa. My beloved was on his lappie next to me in a chat room on another site. When I woke up he admitted that he had turned the web cam on me and everyone wants to see the 'Cod Cam' now every Sunday! (as in Cod Gob - that slack look you get when fast asleep!) Any one elses other half done anything like that?"

If someone ever did anything like that to me, they would still be holding a bag of frozen peas on their nuts waiting for the swelling to go down!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"he has a cruel streak - a few weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon, I nodded off on the sofa. My beloved was on his lappie next to me in a chat room on another site. When I woke up he admitted that he had turned the web cam on me and everyone wants to see the 'Cod Cam' now every Sunday! (as in Cod Gob - that slack look you get when fast asleep!) Any one elses other half done anything like that?

If someone ever did anything like that to me, they would still be holding a bag of frozen peas on their nuts waiting for the swelling to go down!"

LOL - it's a good job I'm not violent cos I think I was probably dribbling (corner of mouth) too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Women are the weaker sex ! I thought it was a Woman scorned that retalliated lol to be fair that was an under handed thing to do and he deserves some comeback like when he's a sleep snoring and dribbling cam him back lol I'm off you lot are scarey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he has a cruel streak - a few weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon, I nodded off on the sofa. My beloved was on his lappie next to me in a chat room on another site. When I woke up he admitted that he had turned the web cam on me and everyone wants to see the 'Cod Cam' now every Sunday! (as in Cod Gob - that slack look you get when fast asleep!) Any one elses other half done anything like that?

If someone ever did anything like that to me, they would still be holding a bag of frozen peas on their nuts waiting for the swelling to go down!

LOL - it's a good job I'm not violent cos I think I was probably dribbling (corner of mouth) too!!!"

The classic "Look I'm having a Stroke" look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

optrex 2 drops in any drink the watch the world drop out of his bottom

its a old air stewardess trick lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"optrex 2 drops in any drink the watch the world drop out of his bottom

its a old air stewardess trick lol"

Optrex... 2 drops in each eye and whilst he's looking up to put the drops in, kick him in the nuts.... HARD! It's an old Leicester trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

call out an exes name in the throes of passion

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Wait until he is asleep, switch the cam on…. get his cock out…. douse in perfume…. drop a lit match and BINGO! Hot Cock Cam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ashamed To Say it but i sometimes am a little cruel lol

The worst thing was coming back fromchams one night and Les fell asleep

So thinking it would wake her up i braked hard at 70 miles an hour

Oh she woke up alright but she suffered whiplash for three weeks after and i had to look after her so i got my comeuppance xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JUST MENTION WHEN HAVING SEX THAT HIS BROTHERS DICK IS BIGGER THAN HIS ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't piss on it, just wait till the next time your hoop is itching

lol - my loop never itches!

Everyones hoop itches at some stage "

Lol you guys make me chuckle.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Ashamed To Say it but i sometimes am a little cruel lol

The worst thing was coming back fromchams one night and Les fell asleep

So thinking it would wake her up i braked hard at 70 miles an hour

Oh she woke up alright but she suffered whiplash for three weeks after and i had to look after her so i got my comeuppance xx "

That is soooo naughty!! and what about the less than flattering pic of Les that you put on the forums???

Its time for her to plot some revenge I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who EVER did that with me would be sooooooooooo wishing they hadnt

Like from 6ft under

and i mean that most sincerly folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ashamed To Say it but i sometimes am a little cruel lol

The worst thing was coming back fromchams one night and Les fell asleep

So thinking it would wake her up i braked hard at 70 miles an hour

Oh she woke up alright but she suffered whiplash for three weeks after and i had to look after her so i got my comeuppance xx

That is soooo naughty!! and what about the less than flattering pic of Les that you put on the forums???

Its time for her to plot some revenge I think "

Oh dont worry i do suffer everyday lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who EVER did that with me would be sooooooooooo wishing they hadnt

Like from 6ft under

and i mean that most sincerly folks "

Im not that taal to start with lol xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

All I can say that it's a flppin good job I love him else he'd be dead!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"JUST MENTION WHEN HAVING SEX THAT HIS BROTHERS DICK IS BIGGER THAN HIS ? "

(and) ... but his dad's was a bit smaller.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Cod Gob ?

He certainly has a sense of humour lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JUST MENTION WHEN HAVING SEX THAT HIS BROTHERS DICK IS BIGGER THAN HIS ? "

pmsl that would be the killer shot

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