FabSwingers.com forum: Bios

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is your least favourite thing to read on someone’s profile.

What’s an auto turnoff

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

A non bio people who have been in for months and have blank profiles and fill in later on their bios.

Or I want to destroy some pussy both are high in my not to reply to list.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Bios that have 'I know how to lick a pussy' or 'fill in later'...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A non bio people who have been in for months and have blank profiles and fill in later on their bios.

Or I want to destroy some pussy both are high in my not to reply to list. "

Omg yes. The worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bios that have 'I know how to lick a pussy' or 'fill in later'...

Fill in later and they’ve been here for months blows my mind lol

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I can't add pictures because of my job! I think REALLY they have see you naked at work so would recognise you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't add pictures because of my job! I think REALLY they have see you naked at work so would recognise you!

Hahahaha naked offices are all the rage

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh and the I've been here before one and than a 2 line profile.

Really! If you have been here before you surely know you need to fill a lot more in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they are straight when they clearly aren’t...if they lie about that what else would they lie about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and the I've been here before one and than a 2 line profile.

Really! If you have been here before you surely know you need to fill a lot more in. "

Me and my partner put a lot of thought into our profile because we want to share “who” we are. It’s what we look for in others

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That they are straight when they clearly aren’t...if they lie about that what else would they lie about"

Great point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here before so I know how it works....

Not here to sleep my way through all of fab....

Fill in later....

Photos that were taken so long ago when you do meet you initially think they've sent there mother lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been here before so I know how it works....

Not here to sleep my way through all of fab....

Fill in later....

Photos that were taken so long ago when you do meet you initially think they've sent there mother lol.

Wed meet their mother lol

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I can't add pictures because of my job! I think REALLY they have see you naked at work so would recognise you!

Those artists painting us life models have photographic memories you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been here before so I know how it works....

Not here to sleep my way through all of fab....

Fill in later....

Photos that were taken so long ago when you do meet you initially think they've sent there mother lol.

Wed meet their mother lol"

Me too lol. I doubt I'd think that of you though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been here before so I know how it works....

Not here to sleep my way through all of fab....

Fill in later....

Photos that were taken so long ago when you do meet you initially think they've sent there mother lol.

Wed meet their mother lol

Me too lol. I doubt I'd think that of you though

I’d send my Nan

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

The ones who put

not fussy meet anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your least favourite thing to read on someone’s profile.

What’s an auto turnoff "
420 friendly

oh and status bragging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been here before so I know how it works....

Not here to sleep my way through all of fab....

Fill in later....

Photos that were taken so long ago when you do meet you initially think they've sent there mother lol.

Wed meet their mother lol

Me too lol. I doubt I'd think that of you though

I’d send my Nan "

Nothing wrong with a good GILF!!

I'm hot for ladies who get turned on watching Countdown as if it were porn....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your least favourite thing to read on someone’s profile.

What’s an auto turnoff 420 friendly

The same here its just a big avoid flag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who think they're sort of famous on here by what they put in their status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your least favourite thing to read on someone’s profile.

What’s an auto turnoff 420 friendly

The same here its just a big avoid flag. "
that avatar is very sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ones who put

not fussy meet anyone

Not gunna make me feel special lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who think they're sort of famous on here by what they put in their status."

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"People who think they're sort of famous on here by what they put in their status."

It's more statuses that put me off than profiles as well

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

When collar and cuffs don't match in terms of profile.

Claim to be fussy and selective but have dozens of non social verifications.

Critical of male pics but have numerous explicit pics of their own including some showing being impaled on one of those despised dicks.

Also agree about status updates being a turn off. Especially those who give constant updates on their private lives or are always ranting.

Or those who claim they are fed up with the site and are giving up shortly before they post their latest verification and normal service is resumed.

FADS ( Fab Amateur Dramatic Society)

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

That Sydney University bollocks is pretty annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Sydney University bollocks is pretty annoying"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When it says things about ‘no men no gays or bis’. I think it makes them sound intolerant and makes me think they are too stupid to block men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here before....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that say nothing.

single profiles with more than one person in the pic.

Pics of someone hanging out of the back of someone else.

Snapchat filters...

I need to chill I think!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been here before....

Yeah same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Profiles that say nothing.

single profiles with more than one person in the pic.

Pics of someone hanging out of the back of someone else.

Snapchat filters...

I need to chill I think!"

Haha

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Either

Fill in later OR If you want to know just ask

Lazy bastards just want to skip the writing and get straight to the perving pics.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Watersports. Nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate threads like these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you read the phrase "Pointless as nobody ever reads this"

Well I have and if nobody reads them why put them up?

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

"People who think they're sort of famous on here by what they put in their status.

It's more statuses that put me off than profiles as well

Status's saying 'this sites crap no genuine women, going to leave' and they have been here 2 weeks! Yeah mate, how could they resist your header..'want to smash a slut'

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I can't add pictures because of my job! I think REALLY they have see you naked at work so would recognise you!

That could depend on if you have something very recognizable like a unique tattoo.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"People who think they're sort of famous on here by what they put in their status.

It's more statuses that put me off than profiles as well

Status's saying 'this sites crap no genuine women, going to leave' and they have been here 2 weeks! Yeah mate, how could they resist your header..'want to smash a slut'

Don't sluts need smashing?

I hate shouty demanding profiles. Generally by ladies who might be a 3 or 4 on a good day, demanding chris Hemsworth lookalikes with 9 inch dicks.

Profiles that say no dick pics but have 9 gynaecological shots.

Profiles that fetishise themselves based on skin colour.

Pics taken when the room is a shit tip (yes I judge those)

Vegetable insertion pics.

420.. people treating it like a naughty secret and only those in the know will know. Guess what, we all know.

Ladies offering sex for lifts (reported a few of those)

Asking to "party" (with bags of white powder)

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Blank profiles.

Fill in later profiles.

Profiles with a copy and paste paragraph about Sydney University failing to understand that the research concluded in July 2013, the study enrolled only participants in Australia, and these participants had to consent to taking part.

Profiles with a copy and paste paragraph about Facebook being a publically traded entity; what this has to do with this website has, so far, eluded me.

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

"Verify me if we meet on my old profile"

... Or you could reach out and send a message to the profiles you meet before.

If you are picky about who you meet it can't be that many.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If a profile has “ha ha” or “he he he” in it their cock will not be crossing this threshold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You MUST be 6' tall or above!

Girl why are you messaging me then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a profile has “ha ha” or “he he he” in it their cock will not be crossing this threshold.

Lol I kno rite huni haha

(Head explodes)

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